[color=red]None of you pissweaks have the balls to make a prediction like this. I worked out with science what the WWE need to do this year and worked backwards to how they will do it.

Kofi will succesfully defend his Intercontinental Championship on the undercard then also enter the Royal Rumble. The last two dudes in will be Kofi and John Cena. Kofi wins it by chucking Cena out. He challanges Edge for WrestleMania and they first have a respectable rivalry until one SmackDown night Kofi is defending his IC title. Kofi's opponent has someone interfering so Edge runs down seemingly to even the odds but he spears Kofi. Kofi loses the match and then Edge beats the shit out of him. Now you have a villainous Edge and a fair fighting Kofi which is a much greater dynamic that will enable a stronger build up to the match. At WrestleMania Kofi comes close but fails to beat Edge. The WWE need to start building some black stars so the African American audience have someone to relate to. Even though Kofi isn't African American he's the best bet they've had in quite a while (sadly) and hopefully this WrestleMania match with Edge has legitimised him as a heavyweight contender and he should be ready to hold the championship by around October.

I realised the trouble with the lack of black stars a few weeks ago when JTG was doing stupid video segments just so they would have another black face on tv. Ron Killings is a waste of space. Ezekiel Jackson keeps hanging around even though no one cares about him. Mark Henry's been there 15 years. The only reason any of these guys even exist is there are no better black dudes. With guys like Darren Young, Michael Tarver and David Otunga coming through the ranks Kofi is the only black guy who can become a star and the Royal Rumble will be the beginning.[/color]

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This makes a lot of sense, so you know Vince isn't doing this.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Kofi is done. No way they would waste the Rumble by having him and he isn't putting asses in the seast for Wrestlemania either. 

If CM Punk doesn't win the rumble tonight I will be very VERY disappointed. Have Punk win the Rumble, have him or Cena win the title at Elimination Chamber and then Have Cena and Punk have a **** match at Wrestlemania. 

Or just have Kevin Nash win the damn thing to kill off all the smarks by making their heads explode.

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You don't know what I got... .

Last night I felt honored to watch Alberto Del Rio fulfill his destiny right before my eyes. For a split second I was absolutely sure that Santino was going to win, but then i realized that it was Del Rio's destiny.

I also couldn;t be more excited about the Mistico signing. Like it or not this is a very exciting time to be watching WWE wrestling!

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You don't know what I got... .

This was, the , single, dumbest prediction for a WWE event, ever.

The Main Event at Mania has to include Cena and a strong heel, hence the building up of Miz.

This years Money in the Bank MIGHT be Kofi, but its more likely to be McIntyre or Sheamus, or at a push, Morrison.

And you can take that prediction to the bank!

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[color=red]I may have been wrong about Kofi winning the Royal Rumble but I was right about some things.

- I was right about the Royal Rumble being used to create a new star.
- I was right about it being a minority they want to elevate to give his people someone like them in the main event.
- I was right about it being the beginning of the elevation of Kofi. He was in the match for the third longest of anyone and right after he came out he had that moment with Cena to show that Kofi is on Cena's level. He isn't so it was stupid but it shows that that is how the WWE want us to think of him.
- I was right about Kofi's moment involving Cena. And I was right about Kofi besting Cena. During their 90 seconds alone Kofi was winning on Cena the whole time.

So Kofi is on his way to the main event, he's just taking a longer road than I envisioned.[/color]

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lildeucecoup wrote:

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Kofi is done. No way they would waste the Rumble by having him and he isn't putting asses in the seast for Wrestlemania either. 

If CM Punk doesn't win the rumble tonight I will be very VERY disappointed. Have Punk win the Rumble, have him or Cena win the title at Elimination Chamber and then Have Cena and Punk have a **** match at Wrestlemania. 

Or just have Kevin Nash win the damn thing to kill off all the smarks by making their heads explode.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm wrote:

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This was, the , single, dumbest prediction for a WWE event, ever.

 

The Main Event at Mania has to include Cena and a strong heel, hence the building up of Miz.

 

This years Money in the Bank MIGHT be Kofi, but its more likely to be McIntyre or Sheamus, or at a push, Morrison.

 

And you can take that prediction to the bank!

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If you look, you'll notice that Kofi has a constant erection when he's wrestling.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Kofi would of never faced Edge.
There both heels. It wouldn't of happened.
Though I do agree that wwe will be giving him a better role in the future, him and that Us Champion i think will have quite the future in the wwe.

Mankind vs The Blue Meanie steel cage deathmatch

Surprise guest appearance by the ghost of Yokozuma, who materializes through the bars

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The last couple of Raws have been awful. 

What is the point of having Miz face Lawler other than to seriously undermine his reign and make him look like a fool. It could be worse though, I could be one of those people who are really into Chikara.

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You don't know what I got... .

Taker will return at Mania and probably wrestle Kane

Cena will wrestle Miz or Orton in the Main Event of Mania, Rock will be guest ref or ringside as announcer, interfere on Cena's behalf after telling us for the next 6 weeks how much he hates him.

WWE had Kofi & Di Biase as their "Franchise Players" for next year, both have dropped the ball, Kofi's awful showing in his feud with Orton, and Di Biase having a limited moveset and showing no charisma on the microphone. Morrison is now getting Kofi's push. McIntyre is now getting Di Biase's push , expect both to have gold within 6 months.

What I want to know is where theyll fit Rock into this if he hangs around after Mania as Hart did. Hes unlikely to wrestle much, though his interview spot on Raw showed hes still in great shape. Not to mention HHH is due back once his promotional tour for The Chaperone finishes.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm wrote:

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WWE had Kofi & Di Biase as their "Franchise Players" for next year, both have dropped the ball, Kofi's awful showing in his feud with Orton, and Di Biase having a limited moveset and showing no charisma on the microphone. Morrison is now getting Kofi's push. McIntyre is now getting Di Biase's push , expect both to have gold within 6 months.

 

 

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Agree entirely on Del Rio , he is one absoloute fucking legend of a heel and in the short time hes been around, has impressed the hell out of me. Not just a great wrestler, but a brilliant stage presence as well.

Christian to neutralise Ricardo Rodriguez at Mania, but the match to be a classic between Edge and Del Rio.

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Wade Barrett, Heath something, Del Rio and some other wrestler were in the club a couple of weeks ago.

Nice guys...

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Kill Whitey.

Does anyone really win an event that's scripted? Should we use another word?

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FinnNYC wrote:

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Does anyone really win an event that's scripted? Should we use another word?

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lex luger

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i am sorry brad

norman smiley is the greatest wrestler of all time

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i am sorry brad

NEW DAY! 

NEW DAY!

NO PUSH

GO AWAY!

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NEW DAY! 

NEW DAY!

NO PUSH

GO AWAY!

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HAHA!!

It's a new day! And we DANCING! DANCING FOOLS! HAHA!!

Poor Big E.