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dcomposed
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[color=red]None of you ****weaks have the balls to make a prediction like this. I worked out with science what the WWE need to do this year and worked backwards to how they will do it.

Kofi will succesfully defend his Intercontinental Championship on the undercard then also enter the Royal Rumble. The last two dudes in will be Kofi and John Cena. Kofi wins it by chucking Cena out. He challanges Edge for WrestleMania and they first have a respectable rivalry until one SmackDown night Kofi is defending his IC title. Kofi's opponent has someone interfering so Edge runs down seemingly to even the odds but he spears Kofi. Kofi loses the match and then Edge beats the **** out of him. Now you have a villainous Edge and a fair fighting Kofi which is a much greater dynamic that will enable a stronger build up to the match. At WrestleMania Kofi comes close but fails to beat Edge. The WWE need to start building some black stars so the African American audience have someone to relate to. Even though Kofi isn't African American he's the best bet they've had in quite a while (sadly) and hopefully this WrestleMania match with Edge has legitimised him as a heavyweight contender and he should be ready to hold the championship by around October.

I realised the trouble with the lack of black stars a few weeks ago when JTG was doing stupid video segments just so they would have another black face on tv. Ron Killings is a waste of space. Ezekiel Jackson keeps hanging around even though no one cares about him. Mark Henry's been there 15 years. The only reason any of these guys even exist is there are no better black dudes. With guys like Darren Young, Michael Tarver and David Otunga coming through the ranks Kofi is the only black guy who can become a star and the Royal Rumble will be the beginning.[/color]

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1-30-11 7:06am (new)
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ZMannZilla
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This makes a lot of sense, so you know Vince isn't doing this.

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1-30-11 9:04am (new)
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lildeucecoup
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Kofi is done. No way they would waste the Rumble by having him and he isn't putting asses in the seast for Wrestlemania either. 

If CM Punk doesn't win the rumble tonight I will be very VERY disappointed. Have Punk win the Rumble, have him or Cena win the title at Elimination Chamber and then Have Cena and Punk have a **** match at Wrestlemania. 

Or just have Kevin Nash win the damn thing to kill off all the smarks by making their heads explode.

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1-30-11 10:00am (new)
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lildeucecoup
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Last night I felt honored to watch Alberto Del Rio fulfill his destiny right before my eyes. For a split second I was absolutely sure that Santino was going to win, but then i realized that it was Del Rio's destiny.

I also couldn;t be more excited about the Mistico signing. Like it or not this is a very exciting time to be watching WWE wrestling!

 

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1-31-11 7:07pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
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This was, the , single, dumbest prediction for a WWE event, ever.

 

The Main Event at Mania has to include Cena and a strong heel, hence the building up of Miz.

 

This years Money in the Bank MIGHT be Kofi, but its more likely to be McIntyre or Sheamus, or at a push, Morrison.

 

And you can take that prediction to the bank!

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2-03-11 12:22pm (new)
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dcomposed
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I may have been wrong about Kofi winning the Royal Rumble but I was right about some things.

- I was right about the Royal Rumble being used to create a new star.
- I was right about it being a minority they want to elevate to give his people someone like them in the main event.
- I was right about it being the beginning of the elevation of Kofi. He was in the match for the third longest of anyone and right after he came out he had that moment with Cena to show that Kofi is on Cena's level. He isn't so it was stupid but it shows that that is how the WWE want us to think of him.
- I was right about Kofi's moment involving Cena. And I was right about Kofi besting Cena. During their 90 seconds alone Kofi was winning on Cena the whole time.

So Kofi is on his way to the main event, he's just taking a longer road than I envisioned.

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2-03-11 9:54pm (new)
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dcomposed
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lildeucecoup wrote:

Kofi is done. No way they would waste the Rumble by having him and he isn't putting asses in the seast for Wrestlemania either. 

If CM Punk doesn't win the rumble tonight I will be very VERY disappointed. Have Punk win the Rumble, have him or Cena win the title at Elimination Chamber and then Have Cena and Punk have a **** match at Wrestlemania. 

Or just have Kevin Nash win the damn thing to kill off all the smarks by making their heads explode.


I don't think Alberto vs. Edge is any bigger than Kofi vs. Edge so it always would have been the Raw match and whatever else they come up with that sells the show. Punk and Cena would have been good. It's too bad they changed their mind about it but Cena and Miz will also be good. I'm expecting Miz to beat him and just keep the damn title forever. Even though they wouldn't let him beat Orton or even Jerry Lawler without help I think the match at WrestleMania will be when they start to establish him as a guy who can win big matches, and what better way than to beat the most invincible guy on the roster?

I do have some concern that the Raw main event at WrestleMania will end up being Miz vs. Cena vs. Punk vs. Orton since neither Miz/Orton or Cena/Punk had a resolution. I hope this doesn't happen.

lildeucecoup wrote:
Last night I felt honored to watch Alberto Del Rio fulfill his destiny right before my eyes. For a split second I was absolutely sure that Santino was going to win, but then i realized that it was Del Rio's destiny.

I also couldn;t be more excited about the Mistico signing. Like it or not this is a very exciting time to be watching WWE wrestling!


Once Santino hit the Cobra I thought he was a chance. It takes some good writing to take a guy who's been a loser for five years and make you think he's actually going to win the title shot at WrestleMania. It was a great end to the match and Alberto was the right choice to win.

I only picked up WWE again in November, the week before Miz won the title. I've been liking what's been going on since then mostly. It seems like they're really making an effort to change what had gotten to be quite a stale product. I think it will be a while before we see Mistico though.

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2-03-11 10:34pm (new)
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dcomposed
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm wrote:

This was, the , single, dumbest prediction for a WWE event, ever.

 

The Main Event at Mania has to include Cena and a strong heel, hence the building up of Miz.

 

This years Money in the Bank MIGHT be Kofi, but its more likely to be McIntyre or Sheamus, or at a push, Morrison.

 

And you can take that prediction to the bank!


You predicted four people so that's not particularly brave. I'm going to predict Big Show to win Money in the Bank. It will be interesting to have a guy wandering around with the briefcase who everyone is already scared of. He wouldn't even need the champion to be weakened. But Big Show doesn't need to be winning any championships so have him put the briefcase on the line in a match and lose it.

Kofi and Morrison would be good since they would presumably challenge the champion to a match at a set date instead of waiting for him to be beat down first. Unless Kofi is going to turn heel which would also work.

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2-03-11 10:56pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
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If you look, you'll notice that Kofi has a constant erection when he's wrestling.

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2-04-11 11:09pm (new)
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LittleRocker
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Kofi would of never faced Edge.
There both heels. It wouldn't of happened.
Though I do agree that wwe will be giving him a better role in the future, him and that Us Champion i think will have quite the future in the wwe.

2-06-11 6:39am (new)
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LuckyGuess
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Mankind vs The Blue Meanie steel cage deathmatch

 

Surprise guest appearance by the ghost of Yokozuma, who materializes through the bars

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2-06-11 2:42pm (new)
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lildeucecoup
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The last couple of Raws have been awful. 

What is the point of having Miz face Lawler other than to seriously undermine his reign and make him look like a fool. It could be worse though, I could be one of those people who are really into Chikara.

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2-10-11 5:27pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
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Taker will return at Mania and probably wrestle Kane

Cena will wrestle Miz or Orton in the Main Event of Mania, Rock will be guest ref or ringside as announcer, interfere on Cena's behalf after telling us for the next 6 weeks how much he hates him.

WWE had Kofi & Di Biase as their "Franchise Players" for next year, both have dropped the ball, Kofi's awful showing in his feud with Orton, and Di Biase having a limited moveset and showing no charisma on the microphone. Morrison is now getting Kofi's push. McIntyre is now getting Di Biase's push , expect both to have gold within 6 months.

What I want to know is where theyll fit Rock into this if he hangs around after Mania as Hart did. Hes unlikely to wrestle much, though his interview spot on Raw showed hes still in great shape. Not to mention HHH is due back once his promotional tour for The Chaperone finishes.

 

 

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2-15-11 9:16pm (new)
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lildeucecoup
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm wrote:

WWE had Kofi & Di Biase as their "Franchise Players" for next year, both have dropped the ball, Kofi's awful showing in his feud with Orton, and Di Biase having a limited moveset and showing no charisma on the microphone. Morrison is now getting Kofi's push. McIntyre is now getting Di Biase's push , expect both to have gold within 6 months.

 

 


They've pushed plenty of people harder than Kofi and Dibiase lately. Dibiase has b een dead in the water for about 6 months now. His work with Maryse is just making everything worse. He can;t pull off his daddy's gimmick, they should move on.

I think they really see big things for Del Rio and I look forward to seeing him fulfill his destiny at Wrestlemania.

Undertaker will fight HHH with caree vs streak on the line and will win. Again.

The Rock will be mic'ed for his guest referee role and bury Cena on the mic the whole match before interfering to give Miz the win and a very special Wrestlemania moment. Rock and Cena spend the next 12 months feuding with the Rock being around in some capacity, but always refusing to wrestle and often appearing by satellite. Finally they fight at Wrestlemania next year and Cena gets the big win, they shake hands and the Rock Rock Bottoms him and leaves the ring never to be seen in the WWE ever again....

For 18 months.

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2-18-11 5:18pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
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Agree entirely on Del Rio , he is one absoloute ****ing legend of a heel and in the short time hes been around, has impressed the hell out of me. Not just a great wrestler, but a brilliant stage presence as well.

Christian to neutralise Ricardo Rodriguez at Mania, but the match to be a classic between Edge and Del Rio.

 

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2-22-11 5:38pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
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Wade Barrett, Heath something, Del Rio and some other wrestler were in the club a couple of weeks ago.

Nice guys...

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3-15-11 1:00am (new)
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FinnNYC
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Does anyone really win an event that's scripted? Should we use another word?

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3-17-11 6:25am (new)
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lildeucecoup
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FinnNYC wrote:

Does anyone really win an event that's scripted? Should we use another word?


Did the Bad News Bears win at the end of Bad News Bears? No? They lost! But who cares it was scripted anyway. 

It's entertainment and if you have to have it justified because it's scripted then it just isn't your cup of tea and no answer will satisfy you. It's like me not being able to get past the musicals just burst into song. THOSE PEOPLE ARE IN A DINER! THEY CAN'T JUST START SINGING!

That being said, I think Snooki at Mania is weird move in that it fills me with complete apathy. I hope she does great. I think the Rock-Cena-Miz thing ends with Rock lifting Cena's arm and it's so predictable it isn't entertaining to me at all. Punk-Orton also seems VERY predictable with Orton going over. The rest of the card, I can;t think of right now... Undertaker-HHH was done 10 years ago. Seems a predictable Undertaker win. No MITB is lame.

That being said, I'm looking forward to the show. 

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3-17-11 4:44pm (new)
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_sebra
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lex luger

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i am sorry brad

4-30-11 7:41pm (new)
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_sebra
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norman smiley is the greatest wrestler of all time

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i am sorry brad

5-01-11 12:05pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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NEW DAY! 

NEW DAY!

NO PUSH

GO AWAY!

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2-23-15 12:40pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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NEW DAY! 

NEW DAY!

NO PUSH

GO AWAY!

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2-23-15 12:40pm (new)
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crabby
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HAHA!!

It's a new day! And we DANCING! DANCING FOOLS! HAHA!!

 

Poor Big E. 

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