You down with OPC?  Who's down with OPC? Not too many people as it turns out, but we're gonna continue this thing anyway.

The theme is "The moment before."  Just take a moment in history, could be major like Lincoln's assassination or the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, could be not so major like when Michael Jackson created the Moonwalk or the conception of Lady Gaga, and make a one panel comic of what happened the moment before. 

I'm not setting any time line on this this.  I'm just rolling it out and seeing what happens.  And.... go!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

OPC57: Pedophile Outbreak

Put it where? But wouldn't that kinda hurt me? That's why they call it "penance".

by ragu4u, 3-11-11

OPC 57: LINCOLNS LAST LETTER

Dear John, I must sever the bonds of our secret relationship. Please restrain yourself regarding any future attempts to see me again. I am honor bound to be with my wife only. With Love, Abe.

by bigworm, 3-12-11

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bigworm

Superman Begins

Lara, my love, I have launched the rocket! Lo, though Krypton dies, Kal-El will be spared. Still, I have to wonder why you bought a rocket that could only fit one small child... JOR-EL YOU MORON THAT WAS THE BABY SEAT!!!

by ZMannZilla, 3-13-11

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Opc 57

In 9 months you will cause the conception of an idiot singer with poor taste in fashion. Contraception. Got it.

by Beeko180, 3-13-11

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

OPC 57- RELIGION

I'll be the good cop, and you be the bad cop. Sounds cool.

by iconoclastic, 3-16-11

OPC 57: Visiting Elliot Gould's scrotum.

If I continue walking... I will soon arrive at the funniest place in town.

by iconoclastic, 3-21-11

OPC 57: How WWIII was averted

That guy almost assassinated Franz Ferdinand! Wow, 2004 would have sucked.

by umfumdisi, 3-29-11

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Point of no return.

Y'know what I aint never seen no one really do? Hentai wherein tentacles do the raping. Maaaaah! >fap-fap-fap-fap<

by ArtemisStrong, 3-29-11

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Point of don't turn around.

I think... hmmm... maybe... MAYYYBE... yeahhh... I'm gonna make the robot in this comic a butt-fucker!

by ArtemisStrong, 3-30-11

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

OPC57: Quake, Tsunami and Fallout - sounds like a game pack

I have decided to give the Japanese three disasters rolled into one. Just like a Kinder Surprise. Can't you give them a kinder surprise?

by lukket, 4-17-11

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OPC 57: Just prior to a famous leg breaking event... by bigworm 4-24-11

John... I'll be watching the play with only my wife. Your presence in our 'booth' (ha ha, no pun intended), would be scandalously revelatory. Thus it is with great regret, and a sore anus, that I... But... I love you. Could you not grant me one last dalliance, and thus emancipate me from enslavement? Can't you see I am but a negro to my passion? Nice try John, but you should save your eloquence for the stage, and you should look up the meaning of 'dalliance'! Go back to acting school, and 'break a leg' John, 'break a leg'! Don't speak to me as an actor, for I am not acting. And no one but John ever heard the Presidents final prophetic words, which I'll be damned if John didn't go off and fulfill literally!

Look at it like this, it's a 3-part, One Panel Comic. Actually it's more of a One Panel Informative. So, it doesn't belong in more ways than one, and that's the comic aspect right there... yesireee.

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bigworm

Well, I guess it's about time to judge this thing.  I had planned to try and win all of the various comic comps and then never judge any of them, but I will now try and do something else in my attempt to take over the world. *narff*

So, the winning comic goes to...

Superman Begins

Lara, my love, I have launched the rocket! Lo, though Krypton dies, Kal-El will be spared. Still, I have to wonder why you bought a rocket that could only fit one small child... JOR-EL YOU MORON THAT WAS THE BABY SEAT!!!

by ZMannZilla, 3-13-11

Take it away, if you dare....

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke