I thought I made a thread for these comics.  I was just looking back at them and most make me laugh and it's awkward to laugh at your own jokes, so I'm putting them here so I won't look like such a goofball.

Jimmy The Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-22-06

Congratulations on a great defensive effort today. Thanks, Jimmy, we gave 110%, played within ourselves, and took it one game at a time. I haven't seen that many sacks since I sat in the front row at Chippendale's.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-22-06

You really dominated inside tonight. If you wanna win games, you gotta play an up-tempo game and take it to the boards. I haven't seen ball control that good since I fired my last dominatrix.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-22-06

Coach, you finally won a game this season--how proud are you of this team? We've had our ups and downs, but now they're firing on all cylinders. The important thing is to carry this momentum into next week and not rest on our laurels. They came together like like schoolboys in a circle-jerk.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-22-06

So far tonight, we've seen the most exciting hockey game of the season. If you're going to win games, you have to put the puck in the net. Like I always tell my wife, "I can't wait for the end of the next period."

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-22-06

You guys really took some punishment down there on the field today. It's a rebuilding year. It's all about winning and losing, but right now, our offense is struggling and we got a whoopin' It almost looked like we never fought the Civil War.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-25-06

Well, it all came down to your last putt on the 18th green for you to win your first major...what was going through your mind? I knew it was a makeable putt, but it worried me when it hung up there on the edge of the cup for a moment. I haven't seen so much tension waiting for a ball to drop since my son's first year. That one was sub-par.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 11-25-06

Coach Long, just when you think San Diego State can't get much worse, you go scoreless in 7 of 8 quarters, losing 52-0 and 41-14. Our opponents have finally figured out we have no idea what we're doing out there. Normally to see so many guys suck so hard at once you have to go to a Castro District bath-house.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 1-01-07

I have to hand it to the USC offense, they're running right over Michigan. This is a team who knows what it needs to do and is doing it and John David Booty is having no trouble marching down the field. I haven't seen a Trojan hit so many open receivers since I stopped swinging.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 6-11-07

Well, you've finally won your first professional golf tournament. Are you worried people are going to compare you to Woods? I've always known if this day ever came that it would be inevitable. You do have Tigroid features.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 6-17-07

And now we go over to the 14th hole, where our leader has found some trouble... Jimmy? Yes, it looks like he's behind a tree in knee-deep rough... This is the worst lie since, "I won't cum in your mouth."

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 7-22-07

So after another scoreless inning, we head into the top of the 14th. Both teams have nearly depleted their benches of relievers. I haven't seen so many pitchers since I stopped frequenting bathhouses.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 7-22-07

Jimmy, that octuple bogie on the last hole has ended the leader's hopes of winning his first major. He had more strokes than... Ooh! Let me do it...he had more strokes than a teenage boy discovering his father's porn stash. I was going to go with "than Dick Clark," but that's a good one.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 8-19-07

We're outside the old ballpark, where in just a few hours it will be demolished to make way for a new, modern stadium. Looking at these old walls, I can't help but feel we're losing a piece of history. This place has seen more foul balls than an STD clinic.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-06-07

Congratulations on your big win at this year's Winternationals. Thanks, Jimmy. When the tree turned green, I mashed the gas and I knew if i didn't blowover, that 1/4 mile was mine. One thing has always confused me about drag racing. How come you fellas don't wear women's clothes?

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-23-07

Fires continue to rage across San Diego, and many people have sought refuge at Qualcomm Stadium. We sent a reporter who's spent a lot of time there covering sports in his career...what's the scene down there, Jimmy? Well, Brock, this is the biggest evacuation I've seen since I stopped watching German skat videos.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 11-03-07

Flag down--looks like its against the Vikings. Too many men on the field... This is the most purple helmets I've seen in Minneapolis since I visited the men's room with Larry Craig.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 11-13-07

As we head into half-time, neither team has shown much in terms of offense or defense. This isn't the first time I've seen such a pathetic display. Yeah, there's less action on the court tonight than at an orgy full of eunuchs in a convent.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 12-04-07

With a sharp dogleg left, narrow, tree-lined fairway, and green-side lake protecting the approach, this hole is tighter than... We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to tell you Jimmy has just been fired. We interrupt this interruption to tell you I was a young and vulnerable reporter who thought it would be good for my career.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 12-29-07

And heading into the last lap, it looks like Earnhardt has it... Uh-Oh! His front tire is smoking... HE SPINS OUT! Number 8 is out of the race! I haven't seen a skid mark like that since I switched to a high-fiber diet.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 5-29-08

When you hit that ball in the third inning, it looked like you thought it was a home run. I hit it solid, but there was just too much wind up there and it knocked it dowh. Still, you managed to turn it into a double. When I saw it hit the wall and drop, I knew I could beat the throw. You made it to second base faster than a college freshman with Smirnoff Ice at a high school party.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 6-15-08

And Westwood has landed in the bunker again. He's been in and out of traps all day. I haven't seen this many balls in the sand since I covered the Nude Beach Volleyball Championship.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 6-29-08

We now head over to Number 17, which is the signature hole on this course. Probably more photos have been taken of this hole than all the others combined. Thanks to the internet, my Number 2 hole is my most famous.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 7-07-08

Next up is Rodriguez. He's a switch hitter, which means he bats right or left handed. And not that he'll come over to my place for a jacuzzi after the game.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 7-07-08

It looked like you and the reliever were having a disagreement out there. Well, I kept calling for a curve ball, but he kept shaking off my signs. He wanted to throw a fastball, but I knew the batter would go after that, so finally we agreed on a knuckler. I gotta say, you two are the most entertaining pitcher-catcher combo since Sigfried & Roy broke up.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 7-07-08

You struck out three times today--what happened? Well, I gave it my best, but at least I struck out swinging. I struck out swinging in Cincinatti once. My wife got Pete Rose and I ended up going home with Marge Schott and that frisky St. Bernard of hers.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 7-07-08

We're here with Michael Phelps who has set a world record for setting the most world records in swimming this week. There is just one question for you on my mind. Is it true Mark Spitz?

Jimmy the Inappropriate Olympic Sportscaster by choadwarrior 8-24-08

We're now going to head over to Jimmy who is covering the weightlifting competitions. What's up next, Jimmy? The Clean and Jerk. Of course, I do it the other way around.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 9-07-08

This will be your first season in the NFL, what's going through your mind? I'm just excited to have been drafted by a team as great as the Patriots and hope I can prove myself to the coach and to the team. I'm sure you're also looking forward to showering with Tom Brady.

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 9-20-08

You ladies play your hearts out night after night, but the crowds just don't come. What's it going to take for sports fans to care about the WNBA? If the fans want to see good fundamentals, they'll get that in women's basketball. All NBA teams have to offer is showboating and high paid egos. I was gonna say, "Shirts and Skins."

Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster by choadwarrior 10-12-08

Well, looks like he's behind a tree. I wonder what he's going to do here. He takes his club out, grips the shaft firmly. Now he eyes the hole and waggles the head a bit... I tell ya, they ought to put more restrooms out here for the guys.