-- Derived From an Old, Obscure, and Now Quite Irrelevant FGH thread.
My pee can mow the lawn.
My semen can style my hair.
My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.
My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.
My mucus can clog up my throat.
My belly button lint can sing opera.
My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.
My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.
My sweat can bake cookies.
So can mine.
My gut can cushion the fall of angels.
My kidneys can be donated.
My vagina can play the flute.
My penis can defeat all enemies.
My nuts stink.
My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.
My nuts stink.
My underarms can demoralize nations.
My pubic hair can roller skate.
My beard can breakdance.
My taint can paint.
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Ham-fisted ham fisting.
