-- Derived From an Old, Obscure, and Now Quite Irrelevant FGH thread.

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I knew that Brad was really powerful, but I didn't know his poo could send e-mail.

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My pee can mow the lawn.

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My semen can style my hair.

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My ear wax can dance the hoochie coo.

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My smegma can carry out essential maintainance on my PC.

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My mucus can clog up my throat.

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My belly button lint can sing opera.

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My blood will quench the thrist of dragons.

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My nose can smell another po-moh thread in the making.

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My sweat can bake cookies.

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So can mine.

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My gut can cushion the fall of angels.

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My kidneys can be donated.

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My vagina can play the flute.

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My ***** can defeat all enemies.

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My nuts stink.

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My nipples can drink a jug of milk in an hour.

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My nuts stink.

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My underarms can demoralize nations.

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My pubic hair can roller skate.

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