Usually I'll get an idea for a comic, make the comic, then name the comic.  This contest will be ass backwards.

Go to the General Discussion section in forums and search through the 134 pages of topics to find your inspiration.  Take the name from any of the those topics on any page under General Discussion and make it the title of your comic.

Oh, and since today is the whole Royal wedding thing, your comic must mention, reference, or be set at a wedding.

That's it.  Get to it.  I'll judge this in two weeks, which should be about the same time Kate Middleton is starting to show.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Page 134, "A nation perplexed!"

A nation perplexed! 1 by HCRoyall 4-29-11

ZOMG the Royal Wedding was so beautiful!! Give me one good reason that I should care about inbred British fucks getting married to perpetuate a royalty we fought to be free from.

A nation perplexed! 2 by HCRoyall 4-29-11

And she's been like that for how long now? Going on three hours. I'm going to lunch; let me know if something changes.

A nation perplexed! 3 by HCRoyall 4-29-11

Do you know why I called you in here? If this is about the copier jamming every time I use it, I really can't tell you what's going on. No, this is about putting Stacy into a catatonia. Shit. I'm not going to be sued, am I? Hell no! I'm giving you a raise! It's the first time in months I've had a quiet, peaceful workday!

A nation perplexed! Epilogue by HCRoyall 4-29-11

Excuse me, Miss? I'm the night janitor, and I need to lock up, so you need to leave. If you want me to take you into the supply closet and do unspeakable things to you, just continue staring blankly...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Precious childhood memories by mandingo 4-29-11

Ever wanted to work in a strip club? Ten Seconds to Decide Oh No! Just wondering father! <-------> am sorry :-( Will you marry me... The Perfect Match

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what if nigger meant kite

CC475: Ten Seconds To Decide by ZMannZilla 4-29-11

So it's come to this... either marry this preist or get shot in the back with a shotgun. And do you, Elsie, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? This would be a lot easier if this wasn't the priest that molested my father AND my uncle at the same time - last week. This is definitely the last time I volunteer to participate in a Japanese game show. Three more seconds.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

mandingo wrote:

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Precious childhood memories by mandingo 4-29-11

Ever wanted to work in a strip club? Ten Seconds to Decide Oh No! Just wondering father! <-------> am sorry :-( Will you marry me... The Perfect Match

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RAFB Club by ArtemisStrong 4-29-11

RARRRR! ARMENIAN FAT BITCHES! Relent! Absolutely, fully bothered! Remorse! Alan, forgive Baconman. Really? Ask Father Brown. Right after family brunch... Request absolution from baseness. Rate: a free B.J.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

RCL no. 2533 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-11

What's the secret? NECROPHILLIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okayyyyyy... Where is the Awesome? Mandingo's Large Wrinkled Package

RCL no. 2535 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-11

I've been working in this shop for five years... When I first started here, they trained me on all the safety procedures when woodworking with those big band-saws... But, I blew off the procedures because I think safety is for faggots! Is that why you have no arms? What's your point, cripple? Just wondering

ArtemisStrong wrote:

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mandingo wrote:

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Precious childhood memories by mandingo 4-29-11

Ever wanted to work in a strip club? Ten Seconds to Decide Oh No! Just wondering father! <-------> am sorry :-( Will you marry me... The Perfect Match

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Took me a second, but I got it. I got it.

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Groovy! - Mandingo's Large Wrinkled Package by edoggydog 4-30-11

When I'm playing tournament hold 'em and take a bad beat that knocks me out, I normally handle it well because, you know, that's poker. Groovy! "But, every once-in-awhile, some jackball donkey calls my pre-flop all-in with an unbelievably bad hand..." You risked 87% of your stack calling my all-in with a seven-duece offsuit against my pocket aces???? Sorry. I'm just a beginner. "...and knocks me out, causing me to spend the rest of the night at home talking like Rain Man in the dark!" Donky calls me with 7-2 offsuit against my aces at a 5% odds of winning. No, make that 4.748%. Yeah, 4.748%. Of course, Judge Wopner wouldn't have called. But, Donkey calls and *BANG*!

RCL no. 2537 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-01-11

I told you to shred all these papers before the feds-Hey! What the hell is that? What the hell is what? THAT! It's my left hand. Is there a problem? Uh, no... But, it kinda looks like your standing there with your cock and balls hanging out. What you call balls, I call "Mandingo's Large Wrinkled Package".

One week left on this comp.  Many more General Discussion topics left to use as titles.  Oh, and don't forget rule #2.

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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Oh, and since today is the whole Royal wedding thing, your comic must mention, reference, or be set at a wedding.

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four_legged_tripod wrote:

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 Oh, and don't forget rule #2.

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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Oh, and since today is the whole Royal wedding thing, your comic must mention, reference, or be set at a wedding.

  

RCL no. 2543 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-11

Super danger! ...and that's when I asked her to marry me, but the whore decided to marry her old boyfriend, instead. Turns out, he some sort of prince of England, or something. SFW Pron! HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT GIANT TALKING COCK-ROACH OVER THERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!! Rogue boobies! No, seriously... Look. I swear I'm not lying to you this time like I did when I set you up with that Asian transgender ladyboy prostitute.

This one really sucks, but at least it's in compliance!

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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One week left on this comp.  Many more General Discussion topics left to use as titles.  Oh, and don't forget rule #2.

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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Oh, and since today is the whole Royal wedding thing, your comic must mention, reference, or be set at a wedding.

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Keep up the good work!

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Groovy! - The Return of Dr. Pembroke, Sexual Veterinarian by edoggydog 5-09-11

Dr. Pembroke will meet with you once he's done oper-ating on your cat, you sick bastard! Groovy! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! This will numb the pain while your sphincter heals, and then I'll remove the stitches in a week or so... That'll be $450... Y'know, it would be a lot less expen-sive if you got married, instead of constantly butt-fucking your cat! True, but at least the cat doesn't give me any shit if I spend the weekend lying on the couch watching TV!

Title was from around page 6 or 7. I'm lazy.

Sports and Rod Stewart by attitudechicka 5-12-11

I was all mismatched at the game today, but I managed to get some killer Js in and the team was riding me while I was hot. I'd like to ride you while you're hot. Do ya think I'm sexy? Rod Stewart?!? Uh... yes Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. I'm not a woman, but I like small cottages on the beach.

Don't let me win this. You might not see a competition for a year.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

HCRoyall hasn't won this thing yet?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Well, I stayed true to my word and let this sucker drag out for two weeks.  Now it's time to move on.

First, I must say that I really liked how everyone made this comp their own.  HC and Chicka cited their work.  Mandingo continued the theme through his whole comic.  RCLG stayed true to himself and did not put a title other than his customary titles in his work.  And many ignored rule #2.

Chicka asked not to win which is too bad because I really liked her comic.

Mandingo went above and beyond using only titles in his comic and even worked in marriage.  I loved it as well.

HC made a great series that made me laugh.

Then there was AStrong.  I loved how he worked RAFB into all of the dialog.  I thought that was really clever.  But he left out a wedding theme.  Then he posted this:

ArtemisStrong wrote:

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My entry takes place at a Royal Air Force Base during preperations for the big day.

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Oh, nice! I'll have something new up in a coupla hours, once I've drank a little and thought a good theme up.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.