From a Teacher -- short and to the point!

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send

text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of ... capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement...

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse

and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

exactly. but still some people capitalize. crazy, mixed up world

I wouldn't be surprised if my Uncle was into jacking off horses.  

I just wouldn't be the type to enable such behavior.

 I won't buy the bastard booze or those funky magazines either.

I think proper capitalization is a "capital" suggestion! 

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biped wrote:

I think proper capitalization is a "capital" suggestion! 

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But what if I'm already in a box?  Are you going to put that box in another box?

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biped wrote:

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DragonXero wrote:

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biped wrote:

I think proper capitalization is a "capital" suggestion! 

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That's three days in the box for you.

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But what if I'm already in a box?  Are you going to put that box in another box?

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mandingo wrote:

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biped wrote:

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DragonXero wrote:

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biped wrote:

I think proper capitalization is a "capital" suggestion! 

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That's three days in the box for you.

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But what if I'm already in a box?  Are you going to put that box in another box?

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and if you do, does he only have to serve a day and a half?

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umfumdisi wrote:

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mandingo wrote:

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biped wrote:

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DragonXero wrote:

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biped wrote:

I think proper capitalization is a "capital" suggestion! 

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That's three days in the box for you.

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But what if I'm already in a box?  Are you going to put that box in another box?

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and if you do, does he only have to serve a day and a half?

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only if the boxen are square -- not cubes

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