I think it's funny when things talk that can't really talk.  Did that make sense?  It did?  Good.

Entries in this contest should feature a human character talking with a non-human character.  You can vary what's going on in each panel, but there must be at least one panel that contains both a human character and a non-human character, and the non-human must have at least one line of dialogue.

Bonus points if they're talking about something other than having sex with one another.  I know how you people think.

If you're not sure whether a certain character is human, assume that it is.  Robots are honorary humans for the purposes of this contest.  Finally, if someone is talking through an object such as a phone, TV, or computer, that can't count as your non-human.

New comics only, please.

I'll judge this sometime on Sunday, November 6th.

For the benefit of any newbies: whoever wins this comic contest has to create and judge the next one!  Enter, but know that in doing so you risk bringing this terrible burden upon yourself!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'cc489']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Muffin' It']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Smoke 'Em While You Got 'Em']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Rubbed the Right Way']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2644']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2645']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - A four_legged_rip_off']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Hyp-mo-tized']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 489: For surreals!']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - A Straight Flush Beats a Full Toilet']

[Click to view comic: 'Atonement']

[Click to view comic: 'Slide.']

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Kill Whitey.

And one more

[Click to view comic: 'Dressed to Kill']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2646']

[Click to view comic: 'It's Smelly Poo Not Tasty Bacon']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'The Killing of Rasputin: Part 7']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'The New Happy-Time Crab Show']

[Click to view comic: 'The New Happy-Time Crab Show 2']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'One Night at TGI-Flydays']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'My Bloody Valentine']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'CC489 - Pickup lines']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

That'll just about do it, I think.

I was pretty pleased with how this contest turned out.  I handed out a lot of "good" ratings.  I thought it was especially interesting that so many people chose to use a part of the background as their non-human character; I had expected to see mostly animals and a few props.

And now it's time to announce the winner.  But first, to keep you all in suspense for a little longer, let's list a few Honorable Mentions.

The Marlboro Man Award, which comes with a coupon for $500 off a tracheotomy, goes to four_legged_tripod for:

[Click to view comic: 'Smoke 'Em While You Got 'Em']

The Calvin's Dad Award for Best Use of Character goes to edoggydog for:

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Hyp-mo-tized']

The Alexander Ivanovich Dubrovin Award for Excellence in Comics that Require Knowledge of Russian History goes to kaufman for:

[Click to view comic: 'The Killing of Rasputin: Part 7']

But as good as those comics were, you all got your asses beat by biped, who turned in two excellent comics, either one of which would be a worthy winner in its own right:

[Click to view comic: 'The New Happy-Time Crab Show']

[Click to view comic: 'Muffin' It']

Congratulations, biped!  Now give us a comic contest that doesn't taste like it was made from some crappy mix.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks, yaaay!  I will try to come up with a contest that is better than the usual crappy ones that I come up with.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.