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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I think it's funny when things talk that can't really talk.  Did that make sense?  It did?  Good.

Entries in this contest should feature a human character talking with a non-human character.  You can vary what's going on in each panel, but there must be at least one panel that contains both a human character and a non-human character, and the non-human must have at least one line of dialogue.

Bonus points if they're talking about something other than having sex with one another.  I know how you people think.

If you're not sure whether a certain character is human, assume that it is.  Robots are honorary humans for the purposes of this contest.  Finally, if someone is talking through an object such as a phone, TV, or computer, that can't count as your non-human.

New comics only, please.

I'll judge this sometime on Sunday, November 6th.

For the benefit of any newbies: whoever wins this comic contest has to create and judge the next one!  Enter, but know that in doing so you risk bringing this terrible burden upon yourself!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-01-11 10:04am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc489 by mandingo
11-01-11
look, i know i mixed everclear, redbull, and fanta. i know this is bull****. you're a mailbox or toilet or something. as long as i wait you out and DON'T do what you say, i'll sober up and be fine
bull****, huh? like the time your parents lied to you about your dog going to live happily on a farm?
yes, exactly. i just have to sober up and... what did you say? how do you know about that?!
i know because sometimes extraordinary things DO happen. i know because if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be true. i know because your destiny awaits, Sue
after sobering up...
CHRIST, I ALMOST HAD HER!

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what if ****** meant kite

11-01-11 4:07pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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11-02-11 2:54am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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11-02-11 6:12am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Rubbed the Right Way by four_legged_tripod
11-02-11
Help me!
Who said that?
It is I, the Spirit of these Spirits! You must help me get out.
But I don't exactly know which bottle you're trapped in.
So he then bought and drank every bottle on the shelf?
Yep. And my mother said that those ventriloquism lessons would never pay off.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

11-02-11 2:27pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-02-11 5:40pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-02-11 8:18pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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11-02-11 8:38pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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11-03-11 9:04am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 489: For surreals! by bigworm
11-03-11
Hey Mr. CocoPalm... you awake yet?!!
Can frogs fly senor?
I finally told 'em "Could you guys cut with the cross-talk, I'm tryin' to get some sleep!"
Wow!!!

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bigworm

11-03-11 9:15am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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11-03-11 10:39am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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11-03-11 7:49pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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11-03-11 8:10pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-03-11 9:13pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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It's Smelly Poo Not Tasty Bacon by Rabid_Weasle
11-03-11
Ok... so I have to call Alex, then go to see Sharon in HR but before that I need to get a copy of my HSTR5-AAAAH!
HEY SHTEVE LETSH GO TO THE WATER PARK!
GODDAMNIT!!!!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, SHIT!!

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Poop.

11-03-11 11:46pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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The Killing of Rasputin: Part 7 by kaufman
11-04-11
Hah. Took long enough, but he's dead at last.
Now to cremate the body...
And back to the Kremlin to report success.
I'm not dead yet!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-04-11 12:27pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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11-04-11 3:56pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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One Night at TGI-Flydays by kaufman
11-04-11
Good evening, sir, let me tell you about our specials tonight. Our seafood specials are crappie, fecaled herring, and dungerness crab.
For a heartier appetite we have a delicious turducken, or if you feel like something Asian, may I recommend the poo-poo platter?
If you want something Italian, we also have a great spaghetti fra diarrhea. So may I start you off perhaps with an appetizer of ****take mushrooms?
Um, no thanks. Could I please have something off the non-flies' menu? I'm E. coli intolerant.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-04-11 10:13pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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11-05-11 4:06pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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CC489 - Pickup lines by lukket
11-06-11
Hi Claire.
Come on. Answer me!
I won't. I bet you're going to call HER. What is wrong with me?
You're a PHONE! I can't be with you.
So. Why is there something called "phone sex"?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

11-06-11 8:42am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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That'll just about do it, I think.

I was pretty pleased with how this contest turned out.  I handed out a lot of "good" ratings.  I thought it was especially interesting that so many people chose to use a part of the background as their non-human character; I had expected to see mostly animals and a few props.

And now it's time to announce the winner.  But first, to keep you all in suspense for a little longer, let's list a few Honorable Mentions.

 

The Marlboro Man Award, which comes with a coupon for $500 off a tracheotomy, goes to four_legged_tripod for:

Smoke 'Em While You Got 'Em by four_legged_tripod
11-02-11
Well Mr. Smokey, our cigarette sales are down. We need a gimmick to boost sales.
I always leave cigarette stains where ever I go. Maybe we should create a cigarette stain eraser and sell one with every pack.
Brilliant! We'll go international with it! I'm putting you in charge of marketing over seas.
London, England
Free rubber for your ***! Get a free rubber to clean up the mess your *** leaves!

The Calvin's Dad Award for Best Use of Character goes to edoggydog for:

Groovy! - Hyp-mo-tized by edoggydog
11-03-11
You'll never make it as a hypnotist unless you learn to stare harder!
HARDER!!!!
My optometrist thinks the swelling in my eyes will go down in a few months. Maybe.
Groovy!

The Alexander Ivanovich Dubrovin Award for Excellence in Comics that Require Knowledge of Russian History goes to kaufman for:

The Killing of Rasputin: Part 7 by kaufman
11-04-11
Hah. Took long enough, but he's dead at last.
Now to cremate the body...
And back to the Kremlin to report success.
I'm not dead yet!

 

But as good as those comics were, you all got your asses beat by biped, who turned in two excellent comics, either one of which would be a worthy winner in its own right:

The New Happy-Time Crab Show by biped
11-04-11
Howdy, kids! It's HAPPY TIME! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!Oh hap-hap-happy day! Singin' our cares away! Takin' it, come what--
Oh, pardon me, I was looking for the cooking show. The Cheerful Chef's making crab legs today.
Oh well...I'll just follow the sound of the dying, screaming crabs.

Muffin' It by biped
11-01-11
Magic fishbowl...on Granny's head... speak to me...from the land of the dead!
Debbie...Deb-bieeee...the spirits of the dead wish for you to make...MUFFINS!
But I don't know how to make muffins...
Then you should try MUFF-QUIK! Muffin mix so easy to use, even a TOTAL FUCKHEAD LIKE YOU can whip up delicious muffins!
Did...did the spirits of the dead like the muffins, magic fishbowl?
No, Debbie. They tasted like they were made from some crappy muffin mix.

Congratulations, biped!  Now give us a comic contest that doesn't taste like it was made from some crappy mix.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-06-11 9:23am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Thanks, yaaay!  I will try to come up with a contest that is better than the usual crappy ones that I come up with.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

11-07-11 12:25am (new)
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