Okay, assuming that the flurry of last-minute entries has finally run its course, I shall now--"Judge That Contest!" Johnny, tell the winners what the grand prize is for today...
JOHNNY: "It's a BRAND NEW CAR!"
Ha ha, okay, what is it really, Johnny?
JOHNNY: "Uhh, nothing."
That's better. Oh, and Johnny...you're fired.
JOHNNY: (weeps openly as audience gasps in shock)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: "Biped...you BASTARD!"
Shut up! Here are the honorable mentions...
[Click to view comic: 'CC490']
[Click to view comic: 'CC']
And 1st PLACE goes to four_legged_tripod for this winning pair:
[Click to view comic: 'The Mistaken Identities of Alan Goldman']
[Click to view comic: 'Slurpin' Sally']
Congratulations! Thanks to everyone for entering! Right, Johnny?
JOHNNY: "FUCK YOU!"
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.