This is Granny.

In this contest, you can do anything you want, except one panel has to have the following narration:
Meanwhile, back at Granny's house...
and use the Granny character. (Dexx category)
If you prefer, you may refer to her as "Mrs. Hudson" and alter the narration to "Meanwhile, back at Mrs Hudson's house..."
I was going to say "new comics only, please", but if you already have a comic with a panel that says "Meanwhile, back at Granny's house", then by all means use it.
I will judge this contest:
a/ when it hits 100 entries
b/ when it needs to be put out of its misery
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.