This is Granny.

In this contest, you can do anything you want, except one panel has to have the following narration:

Meanwhile, back at Granny's house...

and use the Granny character.  (Dexx category)

If you prefer, you may refer to her as "Mrs. Hudson" and alter the narration to "Meanwhile, back at Mrs Hudson's house..."

I was going to say "new comics only, please", but if you already have a comic with a panel that says "Meanwhile, back at Granny's house", then by all means use it.

I will judge this contest:

a/ when it hits 100 entries

b/ when it needs to be put out of its misery

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - Shot to the NUTS and you're to blame... by edoggydog 11-08-11

...and that's why I stopped using Propofol as an aphrodisiac! Groovy! Shot to the nuts! What the FUCK?? Ow! Ow! Ow! Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... It is time...

The Mistaken Identities of Alan Goldman by four_legged_tripod 11-08-11

Hey, aren't you Brad Schwartz? I wish people would stop asking me that. My name's Alan Goldman. I could swear you're really Brad Schwartz. Look, my kids took me from my wife and dumped me in this nursing home. All I want to do is get back to my sweet love muffin. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... Oh, Alan! You've come back to me! Get ready for some angry pent up make up sex my sweet love muffin!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Gosh-zilla by edoggydog 11-08-11

...and that's when I realized that Propecia was totally ineffective as an aphrodisiac. Groovy! It appears Godzilla is relieving himself behind yonder skysc****r... What the FUCK?? Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... It is time...

Groovy! - Pull my "finger" by edoggydog 11-08-11

...and that's how I found out propane is wayyyyyy too dangerous to use as an aphrodisiac! Groovy! Pull my finger! Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... IT IS TIME!!!

Groovy! - Okay. I'll stop by edoggydog 11-08-11

I'll bet Herman Cain never needed an aphrodisiac when he came up with his 9-9-9 plan! Groovy! What do you call a two-legged moped rider? A biped! Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... It ish time... *BUUUUUUURRRRP*

Groovy! - Meanwhile, back at Granny's butt crack... by edoggydog 11-09-11

Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... I said, MEANWHILE, BACK AT GRANNY'S HOUSE!! Sorry. I crapped my Depends last night and it took me all morning to sc**** the crusty turd remnants out my wrinkly butt crack. I'm both disgusted and turned on at the same time!

Groovy! - Bond. Gold Bond. by edoggydog 11-09-11

Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... ...and that's when I discovered Gold Bond medicated powder also makes a great pankcake batter. Groovy! Meanwhile, back at Grandpa's barn... What am I forgetting..? Sarah Marshall? Meanwhile, back at biped's house... What the..? This edoggydog guy needs to get a life!

CC490 by RCCOLAMAN 11-09-11

Hey aren't you former US Surgeon General C. Everett Koop? I've seen you in those hilarious life-alert commercials! "Help, Ive fallen and I cant get up!" Cracks me up every time!! Yeah, I'm sure gonna miss those ads... My grandmother loves lifealert! Wait till she hears about this!!! Wait, what do you mean? The lifealert company went belly up last week. All emergency response services have been halted as of today. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... Brandon's going to love these gingersnaps

Slurpin' Sally by four_legged_tripod 11-10-11

Mommy, to comiserate the recent death of Heavy D, I'm gonna have his best friend come over and shoot a load of his nut butter down my throat. Ah, Sally. That's so sweet of you to.... GAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ed, I've just got no idea what has gotten into Sally. Just be glad she's taking an interest in other cultures. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... No, Sally's not here. But if you are a friend of Heavy D's, I'll be glad to hold your butter until she arrives.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

C.L.E.O. by mandingo 11-10-11

Maura, i've got good news and bad news. bad news is your brother called and your Nana Cleo died. now, now. before you go getting all "emotional," remember there's good news too. i had her stuffed! *sob*WHAT?? meanwhile, back at Nana's house... SHE DIDN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THIS! i know. i had a little extra coin so i had her double stuffed i'm going to stab you!

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what if ****** meant kite

CC by HCRoyall 11-11-11

Chet Sehlowht here. Week four of the Occupy Alzheimer's protest and things are still looking strong. Mrs. Hudson is here to speak with us... Yes, I stopped by on my way to the store to show some support for the movement. Can't be long, though, my grandson's waiting for some ice cream. Ma'am, we've interviewed you every day from the beginning of this protest... Meanwhile, back at Granny's house...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Talk about tight lies by edoggydog 11-11-11

I've developed a new self defense mechanism... Groovy! PEE FINGER!! HAHAHAHAHAHA What the FUCK??? Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... What happened, Granny? You were supposed to meet me at the park three hours ago! I saw some guy getting sprayed with a pee finger in the alley, so I came back home and masturbated with grandpa's lob wedge...

(I'm sure I've already exceeded my alotted entries, but it's really slow at work)

The OTHER Other Guys: CC 490 by Orana 11-12-11

But we need to solve the Case of the Missing Rapist! Just a minute...i need to beat the High Score... GAME OVER DANG! Now i have ta start all over again... Take your time... Meanwhile back at granny's house... Are you sure my cookies taste better while lying in my bed naked with me? But of course....

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"Time to prostitute an underage Cambodian" ~Abe Lincoln

CC 490: Bad Grannies Go To Hell!!! by bigworm 11-14-11

All the elderly women in the neighborhood wanted to be like Granny. Move it to the left. uh huh... They all wanted what she had... swag! You gotta' tight ass baby! ...move it to the right... Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... You're gonna' take care of those *****es for me, right?

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bigworm

The regular by Gyendor 11-14-11

Something to drink Billy? A Makers on the rocks plz. Here ya go. What are ya up to today. Well......,I'm having my room redecorated and my desinger doesn't like me hanging around. Meanwhile back at grandmas.... I hope he likes these new sheets.

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Gyendor. It's always now.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... by mandingo 11-14-11

look, it doesn't mean anything. you're thinking one name and you accidentally scream another over and over and over so who's this Eloise? meanwhile, back at granny's house... no rough stuff tonight Rick

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what if ****** meant kite

The OTHER Other Guys: Granny Strikes Back by Orana 11-15-11

Meanwhile back That's right you *****! You don't want none of Granny! I'm gettin the hell outta here. This ***** is crazy. at Granny's Man, this was SUPER hot. That guy had NO idea what he's missing. House They should call this one 3 *****es 1 vagina

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"Time to prostitute an underage Cambodian" ~Abe Lincoln

CC 490:The Scrubby Dutch Woman by ragu4u 11-15-11

Hey *****, you be lookin fine. Wanna come work fuh me? No way, loser. Absolutely not, you lowlife...not with this new bod and new looks. You *****es sure be gettin all "high & mighty" all the sudden. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... It's only gonna cost ya $100, deary! OK I guess, but did you REALLY win on "Extreme Makeover"?

Marketing by Gyendor 11-15-11

I heard u could help me make alot o money. Fo sho. They said i need to sign up or somethin'?? Right dis way baby. u just need to pass this one test. Meanwhile back at grandmas house..... I told him to change his name to "Craigslist". So thats how he gonna get more girls.

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Gyendor. It's always now.

CC 490: Stories a root vegetable could tell! by bigworm 11-17-11

I like Channel 3, so you're gettin' the scoop! I... I... don't know what to say. Channel 3 interviewed God earlier today, and discovered that the "...portrayal of having a *****..." was the most unpleasant part of God's job. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... Whew! It's good to be home, relax and take that damn potato outta' my panties! Isn't that the truth!!?

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bigworm

Judging will take place tomorrow!  There's no turning back now!  GET THOSE LAST-MINUTE ENTRIES IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, assuming that the flurry of last-minute entries has finally run its course, I shall now--"Judge That Contest!"  Johnny, tell the winners what the grand prize is for today...

JOHNNY: "It's a BRAND NEW CAR!"

Ha ha, okay, what is it really, Johnny?

JOHNNY: "Uhh, nothing."

That's better.  Oh, and Johnny...you're fired.

JOHNNY: (weeps openly as audience gasps in shock)

AUDIENCE MEMBER: "Biped...you BASTARD!"

Shut up!  Here are the honorable mentions...

CC490 by RCCOLAMAN 11-09-11

Hey aren't you former US Surgeon General C. Everett Koop? I've seen you in those hilarious life-alert commercials! "Help, Ive fallen and I cant get up!" Cracks me up every time!! Yeah, I'm sure gonna miss those ads... My grandmother loves lifealert! Wait till she hears about this!!! Wait, what do you mean? The lifealert company went belly up last week. All emergency response services have been halted as of today. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... Brandon's going to love these gingersnaps

CC by HCRoyall 11-11-11

Chet Sehlowht here. Week four of the Occupy Alzheimer's protest and things are still looking strong. Mrs. Hudson is here to speak with us... Yes, I stopped by on my way to the store to show some support for the movement. Can't be long, though, my grandson's waiting for some ice cream. Ma'am, we've interviewed you every day from the beginning of this protest... Meanwhile, back at Granny's house...

And 1st PLACE goes to four_legged_tripod for this winning pair:

The Mistaken Identities of Alan Goldman by four_legged_tripod 11-08-11

Hey, aren't you Brad Schwartz? I wish people would stop asking me that. My name's Alan Goldman. I could swear you're really Brad Schwartz. Look, my kids took me from my wife and dumped me in this nursing home. All I want to do is get back to my sweet love muffin. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... Oh, Alan! You've come back to me! Get ready for some angry pent up make up sex my sweet love muffin!

Slurpin' Sally by four_legged_tripod 11-10-11

Mommy, to comiserate the recent death of Heavy D, I'm gonna have his best friend come over and shoot a load of his nut butter down my throat. Ah, Sally. That's so sweet of you to.... GAAAAAAAAAA!!! Ed, I've just got no idea what has gotten into Sally. Just be glad she's taking an interest in other cultures. Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... No, Sally's not here. But if you are a friend of Heavy D's, I'll be glad to hold your butter until she arrives.

Congratulations!  Thanks to everyone for entering!  Right, Johnny? 

JOHNNY: "FUCK YOU!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh, thank Allah. The anticipation was starting to lessen the tingling in my balls...

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"Time to prostitute an underage Cambodian" ~Abe Lincoln

I can identify with that, except the anticipation of a comics contest always makes my balls eminate old Negro folk spirituals.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.