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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Friends, 

Our way of life is under attack.  I don't have to tell you that the rights of God-fearing people are being stripped away.  I read on the internets today that helicopters blacker than our president have begun strafing businesses that wish customers "Merry Christmas" instead of the secular progressive "Happy Holidays."  Unless we do something about it, the jack-booted thugs will soon be patroling the streets and forcibly applying Coexist bumper stickers on cars other than Priuses.

Friends, this isn't the America I know and if the Founders knew how we've perverted the Constitution by preventing moral people like us from celebrating Christmas, they would wonder why they bothered to put in all the references to Christianity, the Ten Commandments, God, Jesus, and most of all Satan.

So I figured the best way to express our mutual disgust over this fictional War on Christmas is to hold our own equally contrived comic strip protest.


  • Your comics should expose a controversy involving one of the December holidays (any of them)

  • One or more of your characters must be sincerely outraged over this controversy

  • Preference is for new comics


I would promise to set out a plate of cookies and glass of milk for the winner of this contest before I go to bed on Christmas Eve, but the so-called "health department" cited me last year for serving milk at dangerous temperatures because some fatass complained it "smelled funny" and was "spoiled."  Well, maybe if he had eaten one of those Christmas cookies I got from the dispensary down the street before it was raided, he wouldn't have cared.  WAY TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE, JERK!

 

12-08-11 4:14pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Arwin Nunderstern feat. Ed']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

12-09-11 1:49am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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12-09-11 2:06am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-09-11 11:15am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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12-09-11 1:27pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-09-11 1:51pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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[Click to view comic: 'Cold-Hearted Santa']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

12-10-11 1:27am (new)
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JedShepherd
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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[Click to view comic: 'A Rumour of Christmas']

i know its quite depressing but sometimes thats what xmas is.

 

merry xmas everybody!

 

jed

 

12-10-11 6:32am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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12-12-11 7:22pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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12-15-11 4:26am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-15-11 4:16pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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[Click to view comic: 'Jingle Balls']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

12-16-11 9:57am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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12-17-11 5:12am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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12-17-11 8:00pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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[Click to view comic: 'Don't worry, I won't.']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

12-19-11 7:31am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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12-19-11 8:01am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-20-11 4:03pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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12-20-11 5:11pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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I will tell you who has been naughty and who has been nice on Friday.  If you have a problem with that, please submit it on rules-compliant comic form.

12-20-11 7:56pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-21-11 8:56pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Merry Fucking Christmas! The winner is the best stripper on two legs, our very own Biped.

If it makes the rest of you feel better, you can pretend that I liked his strips so much, I didn't bother continue reading down the page.  As far as you are concerned, the rest of you were robbed and I was unfair to do that.

Take it away, Biped!

12-23-11 9:04pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I was robbed!  I mean, thanks!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

12-23-11 9:28pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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if i don't win a contest soon, i'm going to consider it the curse of HCRoyall

and facerape him

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what if nigger meant kite

12-23-11 9:52pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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mandingo wrote:

if i don't win a contest soon, i'm going to consider it the curse of HCRoyall

and facerape him


It's not rape if there's a safe word.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

12-25-11 6:16am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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i was planning on whispering the safe word (like the emcee from Password) and then immediately putting the ballgag on you

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what if nigger meant kite

12-25-11 7:10am (new)
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