I've been watching too many Christmas movies by kaufman 12-24-11

The jig is up, Bailey. I'm taking over the Savings and Loan and having you arrested for bank fraud. What do you have to say for yourself now? I've got only one thing to say, Mr. Potter ... YIPPEE-KY-AAAAY, MOTHERFUCKER! Jesus Christ, is that a BB gun? You shot my eye out! Yes! Yes! Yesyesyesyes!

 

And only five years to go!  I can't believe it's been over a decade since I penned this one ...

 

Christmas Eve, 2016 by kaufman 11-05-01

Chaos at the North Pole tonight when one of Santa's reindeer snapped and went on a shooting spree. Donner, Comet and 16 Elves are dead. Vixen and Prancer were seriously wounded. Santa is making his run with a skeleton crew of Cupid, Blitzen, Rudolph and Dasher. The crazed reindeer is believed to be heavily armed, and flying in the direction of former child star Billy Mumy's house. DANCER! DANCER, WILL ROBINSON!

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