Here's yet another CC based on that funny old random button.  The idea has probably been done before but I've never let that stop me.

The rules are comparatively simple:

1. Hit the random button up to ten times and pick a comic.

2. Choose a panel from that comic. 

3. Make a new comic which contains an exact duplication of that panel (characters, background, dialogue).  Narration may be eliminated.

4. Post your comic along with the URL to the original.

I figure that this idea will either (a) be fun and stimulate creativity, or (b) act as a deterrent against anyone wanting to participate in this contest.  I do not know which of these will occur, but I hope that it is the former instead of the latter.

Judging will take place (a) sometime next year, or (b) when it becomes apparent that nobody is going to enter.  I hope that it is the former instead of the latter.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Do we get bonus points if we use Bongo in our comic?

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Poop.

Original:

Vampire by t0109202i 1-11-11

One day....... There's something wrong about this place.What.... Hehehe.Looks tasty.Hah! Zap! HeHeHe! Luckily........ I know.I told myself never to go to a haunted house again. What......

Mine:

CC 493 - Vampire by Rabid_Weasle 12-26-11

I'm sorry, we couldn't save the baby! Also, turns out you're HIV positive! Luckily........ I know.I told myself never to go to a haunted house again. What......

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle wrote:

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Do we get bonus points if we use Bongo in our comic?

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Original:

American Angst by laurapetersen 10-05-01

Terror is about to strike at a nation's capitol.... Ich komme aus Afganistan. Ich hasse den USA! Fuck Bin Laden, man! oh, scheisse Hey you there! Yeah...you with the sheet on your head!

R-R-R-R-R-REMIX!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Original:

Gabe by TomasZorro 7-01-06

Okay so if your the writer could you like draw me a friend? Yeah i could.. Well i wouldnt mined a attractive women Na she was ugly... She was my Wife!

Mine:

Details, Details by four_legged_tripod 12-27-11

Now that we are the last two people on Earth, is there anything I can get you? Well i wouldnt mined a attractive women And I wouldn't mind a guy who was good with grammar, punctuation and spelling. Asswipe.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Original:

The Bachmans Were Made For Each Other by choadwarrior 8-01-11

Not tonight, dear... You have a headache.

Nuestro:

Groovy! - Save the Trauma for Your Mama by edoggydog 12-27-11

Not tonight, dear... (Earlier that day...) Temperature looks normal, according to this jumbo rectal thermometer... The doctor will be in next to give you a prostrate exam. I thought that WAS the prostrate exam!! My husband is still traumatized from his physical last week... Wanna take me home and pound my pussy like it's a retarded UFC contestant? Groovy!

original:

Endora! by choadwarrior 9-02-08

I think you are treating me unfairly. I'm just holding you accountable for your perfomance. It's like you're on some sort of witch hunt. It's not like that at all. It rhymes with witch, though.

mine:

RCL no. 2720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-27-11

BLAH! BLAH! I vant to suck your blood! I want to suck your blood! No, no, NO, you fucking idiot! It's "vant", with a V... Now, go home and practice. Then, come back tomorrow and we'll try again. TOUCHDOWN!!

(I know that this doesn't follow the rules, but I ain't going to win anywayz.  So who gives a rat's ass?)

Original:

Harold by mandingo 9-02-08

some people in this area look at me and all they see is the evil business man that tore down the community center to put up high rent condos but they have it all wrong. it was never about the money for me. it was never about greed it was about making brown children cry. it was about the erection

New:

Groovy! - BONGO by edoggydog 12-28-11

it was about making brown children cry. it was about the erection it was about the erections of crying brown children what say you, my invisible, french-looking friend? groovy

Original:

Ordinary People 3 by SweetVenom 11-29-05

Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later? Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan. Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later? Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan. Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later? Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan.

Mine:

We Replaced These People's Brains with Goldfish Brains by four_legged_tripod 12-28-11

Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later? Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan. Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later? Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Based on:

Hooked on Phone-ics by chalupamonk 7-27-01

Wait...the plane is crashing and I'm yelling at the phone? Ah, that's better. Wait, I was magically transported into a canyon?

Mine:

CC493 - Pull its ... er? by lukket 12-29-11

Wait...the plane is crashing and I'm yelling at the phone? I shouldn't yell at that innocent phone. It's not to blame for this plane crash. It's probably the very long cable I attached to it that drags us to the ground.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Original:

Never Ouestion a Guy In a Bunnysuit by Bunnyman 11-20-05

The strange and hungry bunnyman Now it's payback for all my fellow brothers and sisters you killed. Must eat soo hungry Bum Bum Bum Bumm Umm are you okay, and where'd you get that ax? I summon the power of fire on you The death of a sad turkey. Aaaaaggghhh it burns. Burn baby burn.

Mine:

CC493 - Have a sad death Jesus! by lukket 12-29-11

The death of a sad turkey. Aaaaaggghhh it burns. Burn baby burn. Eric is a psycopath, and he ruins Christmas every year. Not if bunny means Santa, flames means tree, death means Christmas, sad means merry, burn means joy and baby means of. The Christmas of a merry turkey. Joy of joy.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Original:

Crispy German Chef. by cherrypop 10-06-10

WELCOME TO THE DONKEY AND CHEF SHOW!! Hey I'm donkey. And I'm a German Chef. So today, were gonna make some green dough. And I'm a german chef. umm...i seriously dont know how to explain this. im so, SO very sorry for wasting you time :D so whats the first step? crispy...

Mine:

Heil Chef by four_legged_tripod 12-29-11

So today, were gonna make some green dough. And I'm a german chef. First you take... Wait, why must you tell the people you're a German chef? What's that got to do with anything? Because we're making green dough, and green dough is a slang for money. So? So I hate the money grubbing Jews.

I think I'm now addicted to the random button.  Thanks, biped!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Original:

Karen's Krazy Komiks by MagpieIX 7-05-07

At the Lodge meeting Hi there, I'm Bob... I am the mighty Baphomet! You are a helpless minion in my nefarious plot to take over the world and install the New World Order! Um....right. I'm going to check out the buffet COULD YOU BRING ME BACK A COUPLE OF THOSE LITTLE SANDWICHES?!?

Mine:

CC by HCRoyall 12-29-11

At the Lodge meeting Hi there, I'm Bob... I am the mighty Baphomet! You are a helpless minion in my nefarious plot to take over the world and install the New World Order! So I pulled out the lube and then things really got weird... This is the last time I ask you about what you do at comic conventions.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

hey by fire_dey 10-05-06

cool cool cool

did you hear the one about by mandingo 12-29-11

cool cool home, honey how's the new partner?

Orana's Stand-up Acts: On bad comedy starters by Orana 1-08-09

You know, I recently noticed that comedians use the " I just got married" or the " me an my wife just had a kid" announcements for jokes. For some reason they think that the audience really gives a shit. Well they don't and there are other ways to lead into jokes. For example... I just ate a baby.

where the second to last comic is by mandingo 12-29-11

You know, I recently noticed that comedians use the " I just got married" or the " me an my wife just had a kid" announcements for jokes. For some reason they think that the audience cares. Well they don't and there are other ways to lead into jokes. For example... You shit in my mouth!! YOU SHIT IN MY MOUTH!!!

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what if nigger meant kite

Untitled by GuyWithNoName 5-26-04

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near. Okay wait it's probably better I don't sing. Hey, are you recording this? You're ugly.

and the last stinks of asian? by mandingo 12-29-11

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near. oh, sorry. didn't see you standing there. i was just thinking about this fantastic rubbery shit i took this morning. i think it brought the toilet to life she was already alive, sir. she my partner's lifetime wife. that's why i'm here. she pressing charges. i'm gonna need fecal sample cool YOU NO USE THAT WORD, TOILET SHITTER!!!

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what if nigger meant kite

before:

McDonalds by Injokester 7-06-04

Do McDonalds french fries count as a vegetable? No. What about the potato they cover in apple sauce to make the apple pies? No, it's artificial potato. Does anything from McDonald's count as a vegetable? Only if it's wearing a uniform.

after:

Groovy! - I'm feeling it by edoggydog 12-29-11

Do McDonalds french fries count as a vegetable? No. But, why are you asking me? I'm the customer, faggot! Later that day... ...then I picked him up by his feet and pile drove him into the floor. He staggered out like a retarded ballet dancer! Groovy!