There are three rules to this contest:

1. No elements should be reused in the three panels. You can have the same person, but it should be in different poses.

2. Someone in the comic has won or been awarded something, but it's not unproblematic

3. No old comics

I will judge it in a week or so.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The Brown Ribbon by four_legged_tripod 1-09-12

What can I get you hun? I'll have a bowl of your "Award Winning" chili. And how is everything, sir? This has to be the most god awful tasting chili I've ever had. I think I'm gonna be sick. They didn't tell you that the award they won was "The Most God Awful Tasting Chili Ever" award did they? Shut up and just hold back my hair.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The week after the Weiner Tourney: by ArtemisStrong 1-09-12

So much catsup. Too much ketchup. Heinz©-bot, I'm really glad to have won you in the ConAgra® International Hot Dog Eatoff and Condiment Expo --but, you're just producing tomato sauce in excess. I'm gonna have to sell you. But master! I can fix it! Please don't trade me on the droid black market. Give me 24 hours to adjust my topping-protocols, and I promise--you'll be much surprised. Doodle-dootle-doo! I make genocide now! I'd normally be upset, but it looks like you settled on Armenians for your ethnic cleansing. Good! I hate those boar-fuckers!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Groovy! - YOU'RE breaking up with ME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA by edoggydog 1-09-12

At first, I listened to my girlfriend dumping me. Then, I tried reasoning with her. Then, I cried. Finally, I pointed at her tiny tits and laughed. WINNING!! Groovy!

cc494 by mandingo 1-10-12

why are you crying? on shrooms, Tomb Raider just seems like exploitation of the working man. YES! THE KEY! it's so incredibly sad. NO, BITCH! PUSH THE BLOCK OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN EXIT THE CAVE!

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 494: The 'Martyr of The Year' Award! by bigworm 1-10-12

First your son killed all my pigs. He was celebrating when he sank in the wet pig poop. Okay, I can live with that. After all... it was for a good cause. For dying in the act of killing Farmer John's pigs (as directed by Allah), the 'Martyr of the Year' award goes to... Abdul! You're my first virgin?!! Aiiieeeee!!!

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bigworm

The worst part about owning a company is paying people. by crabby 1-10-12

Brill, I'm going to level with you. This is a young upstart company with headquarters in the middle of the ghetto. I can't give you a raise, but I'm going to name you Production Manager! Congrats! Thank you! Thank you so much! This is so unexpected... Thank you for your trust in me. Brill, we've been working together for awhile now and I've always trusted you. I'm going to be honest, I can't afford to give you a raise, HOWEVER, I do want to name you my new Director of Operations! I was really hoping for a raise... FUCK! I'VE RUN OUT OF TITLES TO GIVE BRILL! I NEED YOU TO KILL HIM ASAP! I've got the perfect title for Brill... Deceased.

Groovy! - ...with no hope for parole by edoggydog 1-13-12

Five years ago... Sure... I'll tell you why my fiancee kicked my ass! Groovy! We should just get married at the courthouse... I don't know. The judge may give me a life sentence with no possibility of... ...parole.

Hartly by Beeko180 1-18-12

Roses are red Violets are blue. Your dad is the best lover I ever had. My god... YOU WON THE HARTLY LITERACY AWARD FOR BEST NOVELIST AND YOU CAN'T EVEN RHYME IN A FUCKING POEM?!!?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC 494: Insensitive winners are so offensive!

Truly, you've won my heart! That's all fine and well, but what about your pussy?

by bigworm, 1-18-12

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bigworm

Fuck a life, I want a moonosaur! by Beeko180 1-19-12

wow, this is more awkward than that time Yuri Gagarin got into that fight with the moonosaur... I see no god up here. well gee that's fantastic! you think you're sooo fucking great don't you? you think you can wave the whole 'I went beyond the atmosphere' trophy like it fucking matters. WELL IT DOESN'T! moonosaur? they eat moon pie and sleep in craters!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC 494: Insensitive winners are so offensive! -pt.2 by bigworm 1-19-12

Did you just say you don't have a pussy, but a cock instead? It was my HEART that you won, and don't knock it 'till you try it! Shall we retire to the bed? Urrrppppp!

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bigworm

CC 494: Insensitive winners are so offensive! pt.3 by bigworm 1-19-12

I tried to explain to you that it was my Heart that you won, but you just... No no, you're right! You win! I'd like to avail myself of your services! Yessir, right away! Oh, I forgot to tell ya'... you're the winner of a 10-second 'Hack-O-Gram'!

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bigworm

Mandingo wins this contest

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Beeko180 wrote:

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Hartly by Beeko180 1-18-12

Roses are red Violets are blue. Your dad is the best lover I ever had. My god... YOU WON THE HARTLY LITERACY AWARD FOR BEST NOVELIST AND YOU CAN'T EVEN RHYME IN A FUCKING POEM?!!?

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sankee, lukket. i'll think up another one and post it on top of ye olde board pages

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what if nigger meant kite