I haven't won a CC in a while. Partly because I haven't entered in a while. Primarily because I suck... majorly. Like cricket. Which brings me to my next point: Sucking. What things suck?

My first response would be really hot blondes...

My second response (the one that is actually relevant) would be a GIANT billboard with a MASSIVE vacuum cleaner. Like a HUGE, GIANT, MASSIVE, ENORMOUS waste of space in the form of a cleaning tool. Joking. Not relevant. Third?

 

Douchebags.

 

 

So your goal? 

1. Make a one paneled comic about douchebags.

2. Any characters, any backgrounds and old comics are allowed as long as they follow the rules. 

3. Any use of the phrase "I have overly-tanned tits the size of amazonian melons" automatically grants you nothing. Why would I say it? Don't know.

 

Judging will be when I feel like it. 

 

 

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For Here or to Go?

Your pelvic exam looks good. We sucked out your vaginal fluid with a HUGE, GIANT, MASSIVE, ENORMOUS vacuum cleaner. Where would you like us to put it? How should I know? I have overly-tanned tits the size of amazonian melons. Just put it in my douche bag.

by four_legged_tripod, 1-27-12

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I feel this contest is doomed...

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OPC 64: Douchbags suck

I'm so bummed. I just broke up with Betty Sue. You know, I just hooked up with this really hot blonde named Betty Sue! Same girl? What a small world! Anyway, she is so fine, and the way she sucks my huge, giant, massive, enormous creamsicle is ...

by fpd, 2-07-12

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Okay... the winner is four_legged_tripod... take it away.

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I better post a new contest soon before the momentum dies down!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke