Depressing stuff in the face of a joke can sometimes be so funny that it wrenches your gut in twine and kills you... horrifically. Which is depressing. So depressing....

So the aim of this CC is to follow these simple rules:

1. Do not talk about fight club. Periodeded. Confusing word? I know. 


2. Make a comic wherein something depressing happens. It can be absolutely anything as long as it's in some way depressing. 


3. It can be old or new.


4. Like basically every comic on this site, the aim is to be funny. So turn it from depressing... to outrageously hilarious.

Eventually, you will have a comic that demonstrates both a sad thing and a funny thing:

Compassionate by Beeko180 2-04-12

Bad news... my family died in the car accident... my sister's baby will never be born. Oh my god. That's so horrible. I don't what to say.. I just... I'm sorry for your loss...

Judging will be when I feel there are enough entries.

On your marks, get set... MIXED EMOTIONS!

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RCL no. 2794 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-12

What's wrong, clown? I'm still thinking about Clint Eastwood's Super-bowl ad saying it's "halftime in America". It painted a bleak picture for the future! *sniff* *sniff* On the lighter side, the Patriots got their ass beat by the Giants. AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I took New England and the points.... *WAAAAAAAH*

The New Happy-Time Crab Show '63 by biped 8-16-10

Howdy, kids! It's HAPPY TIME! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!Oh hap-hap-happy day! Singin' our cares away! Takin' it, come what-- We interrupt "The New Happy-Time Crab Show" for this breaking news bulletin. President John F. Kennedy... has just been assassinated.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bedside Manner by four_legged_tripod 2-17-11

So what's the bad news? You have AIDS. And the good news? It's SUPER AIDS! SUPER!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - The Invisible Bitter Man (the prequel) by edoggydog 2-07-12

============ ZAP! ============= Come out of the machine and let me see you... Are you BLIND? I'm standing right in front of you! It works! It WORKS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I thought I was going in for a psyhological CAT scan, but the mad scientist told me being invisible will help me with my depression over my divorce. I'll just have to trust him... Groovy!

Groovy! - The Invisible Bitter Man by edoggydog 2-06-12

"After taking a dump on my ex-wife's doorstep, I rang the door bell..." "...and when she opened the door, I peed all over her new leopard-print Hoodie-Footieâ„¢!" WHAT THE FUCK? I tell ya... Ever since turning invisible, I've been terrorizing my ex non-stop, and the cops can't find me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Groovy!

Groovy! - Head-Stoned by edoggydog 2-07-12

I can't believe Wirthling just up and died like that... It's so sad! *sniff* I know what you mean! *sniff* On the other hand, I did give him a burial that's true to his offbeat sense of humor!HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA You sure did! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA   ?

CC 496: Love can be a downer by fpd 2-07-12

My ex-girlfriend is pregnant again, and it is with the same oaf who knocked her up before. That's too bad. You must be feeling really sad. Nah. I'm over her, and I like someone else now. She's all I think about now. Well, jolly good. That's what I like to hear. You must be very happy with her. Nah, she doesn't like me, and I think she's seeing someone else. Well, cheer up! It's not all bad. I'm sure she's better off without you. If you love her, you'll be happy for her. She's a very lucky lady to find anyone other than you.

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The Horrible Epidemic by biped 2-07-12

This deadly new viral epidemic is horrible. I hear the death toll is already in the millions. And what's worse--it only kills little children. Aww, gee...that's... ...FUCKIN' AWESOME!!! YIPPEE!!! IN YOUR FACE, LITTLE CHILDREN!!! WOO-HOO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 2803 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-12

Well..? We didn't win cc495. Dammit. That sucks! I really thought we had a shot this time... So, who did win? Beeko180. How appropriate since it seems these comic contest just did a 180! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I think you just killed any chance for us winning cc496! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

RCL no. 2804 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-12

I can't believe you're asking me to leave, Chen... You slept with my wife last night! Helloooooooooo? Yeah, but I gave her Super AIDS, which only kills women... You mean..? She'll be dead within months. Maybe, weeks. Or even days. I misjudged you, Butch. Not only am I NOT going to kick you out now, but I'm going to let you live here rent free. AND, toss you the keys to my car, to boot!

RCL no. 2805 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-12

Mr. Sandlewood practices his stand up act in front of his third grade students... Did you hear about that pedofile teacher in L.A. who gave his students semen covered Chips Ahoys? You could say It gives a new meaning to "cookies and cream"! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA (He was forcibly removed from his classroom and fired later that afternoon.) Apparently, he covered the cookies with his own special "nutter butter"! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

RCL no. 2798 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-07-12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's really impolite to point at people and laugh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Especially, at people who just died in a horrific car crash!

Time's up.

Notable works go to:

RandomComicLayoutGuy  for:

RCL no. 2804 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-12

I can't believe you're asking me to leave, Chen... You slept with my wife last night! Helloooooooooo? Yeah, but I gave her Super AIDS, which only kills women... You mean..? She'll be dead within months. Maybe, weeks. Or even days. I misjudged you, Butch. Not only am I NOT going to kick you out now, but I'm going to let you live here rent free. AND, toss you the keys to my car, to boot!

and:

Bedside Manner by four_legged_tripod 2-17-11

So what's the bad news? You have AIDS. And the good news? It's SUPER AIDS! SUPER!

Yes... they're both about super aids.

But the winner of CC 496 goes to RCCOLAMAN for his comic 'CC 496':

Take it away RCCOLAMAN

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HOLY FRIJOLES I WON! Thanks Beeko, i'll post a new contest sometime tomorrow.