These aren't meant to be funny--just amazing.

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... It's not nice to stare, asshole. Why don't ya go fuck yourself? Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... It's not nice to stare, asshole. Why don't ya go fuck yourself?

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics II by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Golly, my butthole feels funny! Must be the amazing 3D effect! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Golly, my butthole feels funny! Must be the amazing 3D effect!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics III by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Outta the way! We're comin' right at ya! Honk! Honk! You said "cummin'"! Ha ha ha ha ha, SNORT! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Outta the way! We're comin' right at ya! Honk! Honk! You said "cummin'"! Ha ha ha ha ha, SNORT!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics IV by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... I, Lizardsuit, am now UNDERWATER 3D LIZARDSUIT! Well, whoopty-fucking-doo. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... I, Lizardsuit, am now UNDERWATER 3D LIZARDSUIT! Well, whoopty-fucking-doo.

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics V by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Isn't it wonderful, Ed? We're in 3D! Yeah...crappy fake "deep-focus" 3D. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Isn't it wonderful, Ed? We're in 3D! Yeah...crappy fake "deep-focus" 3D.

Add your own if you'd like!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These things never work for me.  I tried it and saw the Mona Lisa.

I think I managed to improve the effect considerably in these:

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics VI by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... We didn't kill these people. We were, like, playin' with dolls and shit when it happened! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... We didn't kill these people. We were, like, playin' with dolls and shit when it happened!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics VII by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... If'n the "eyes are thuh winder into thuh soul", then what are winders a winder into, padre? Fuck that shit--there's a big-titted jezebel sunbathing next door...IN 3D!!! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... If'n the "eyes are thuh winder into thuh soul", then what are winders a winder into, padre? Fuck that shit--there's a big-titted jezebel sunbathing next door...IN 3D!!!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics VIII by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Hey Stan, ever notice how shitty the 3D is down here in hell? I keep telling you--my fucking name isn't STAN!!! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Hey Stan, ever notice how shitty the 3D is down here in hell? I keep telling you--my fucking name isn't STAN!!!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics IX by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Get outta my 3D panel, Spork! It's mine! MINE! Don't make me poke your eyeballs out, Jim. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Get outta my 3D panel, Spork! It's mine! MINE! Don't make me poke your eyeballs out, Jim.

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics X by biped 2-05-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Happy 3D birthday, Santa! Here's your present. It better be good, or I swear I will fucking kill you. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Happy 3D birthday, Santa! Here's your present. It better be good, or I swear I will fucking kill you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Beats shelling out $10 at the movie theatre. 

More plot too.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And you don't have to sneak food in!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped wrote:

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And you don't have to sneak food in!

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NooniePuuBunny wrote:

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Well FUCK!  Now you tell me.  I've got 17 oz of garlic hummus and celery stalks stuffed down my pants.

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Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XI by biped 2-18-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... WOW, JEFF!!! WE'RE IN 3D HEAVEN!!! ISN'T IT COOL!!! HOLY CATS, JOEY!!! WE MUST'VE GOTTEN KILLED OR SOMETHING!!! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... WOW, JEFF!!! WE'RE IN 3D HEAVEN!!! ISN'T IT COOL!!! HOLY CATS, JOEY!!! WE MUST'VE GOTTEN KILLED OR SOMETHING!!!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XII by biped 2-18-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Are you staring at my 3D breasts? No, I'm just trying to guess your weight. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Are you staring at my 3D breasts? No, I'm just trying to guess your weight.

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XIII by biped 2-18-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... ...and also, Dick, this "amazing 3D" seems to be adversely affecting the way my penis, testicles, and anal cavities-- FUCK, SHIT, AND PISS, BUCKY, I AM TRYING TO URINATE HERE!!! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... ...and also, Dick, this "amazing 3D" seems to be adversely affecting the way my penis, testicles, and anal cavities-- FUCK, SHIT, AND PISS, BUCKY, I AM TRYING TO URINATE HERE!!!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XIV by biped 2-18-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Hey! Where's the old lady with the nuts? Maybe she joined a freak show! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Hey! Where's the old lady with the nuts? Maybe she joined a freak show!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XV by biped 2-18-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Didja hear? "Dogface" Dora's got crabs. Ha ha, that's a good--oh, FUCK ME. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Didja hear? "Dogface" Dora's got crabs. Ha ha, that's a good--oh, FUCK ME.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I forget to log on for a couple weeks and THIS happens?  Fuck!  Now I feel like the guy showing up an hour late for the party without a gift.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your mere presence is my gift.  But a box of Fiddle-Faddle would be nice.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If I buy a box of Fiddle Faddle, I'M gonna be the one eating it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fun-size Kit Kats, then?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XVI by biped 3-09-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Travis, I wish you wouldn't wear my-- CONFESSIONS ARE FUN!!! Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Travis, I wish you wouldn't wear my-- CONFESSIONS ARE FUN!!!

Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics XVII by biped 3-09-12

Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Cool campout, but, uhh...where's everybody else? Let's start eating those brownies now, Danny. Use the "deep focus" technique until the two panels merge in the middle... Cool campout, but, uhh...where's everybody else? Let's start eating those brownies now, Danny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just felt like bumping this thread, so I did. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Did I mention that I like to bump this thread occasionally?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Inspired by you, biped!

Ant-Man in 3D by four_legged_tripod 7-27-15

EEEEEEK!! A tiny human! EEEEEEK!! I forgot my super-suit! EEEEEEK!! A tiny human! EEEEEEK!! I forgot my super-suit!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

And I, in turn, find this comic inspiring. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.