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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Wow, what an honor! It's been a long time!

RULES

1. Both characters in your comic must come from the same family of chcaracters. If you use one injokester character both must come from injokester. If you use two dexx, they must both come from dexx.

2. Be funny! I'm looking at you on this one RCLG.

3. Your characters are either on a job interview that turns sexual or a sexual situation that turns into a job interview.

4. Series are much appreciated and increase your chances of telling a truely funny story that captures my heart.

Like this:

Quick Example by crabby
3-10-12
We're looking for people who have an ability to work well with others. Can you work well with others?
I loooove wqorking with others. I'm very comfortable in groups as well.
Do you feel that you'd leave everyone feeling satisfied in a group situation? Are you more of a leader or a follower?
Why don't you just shove your elf cock straight through my jack-o-lantern eye and find out.
You're hired!
Your dick is still not in my jack-o-lantern eye.

Except funnier.

Do your worst. I'm giving this bad boy ONE WEEK! ONE WEEK! ONE WEEK!

3-10-12 7:23am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc499: Roger's working the door by mandingo
3-10-12
are you having sex in my butt?
what? that's crazy. i think you'd realize it if someone was having sex with you.
i'm a quadriplegic, Roger. you know this.
i do know this.
the name's Steve.

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what if nigger meant kite

3-10-12 9:15am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Keeping Abreast by choadwarrior
3-10-12
Do you have any management experience?
No...
But in my last job, I was the chair of a committee.
I hope you don't expect to just waltz in here and get by solely on your itty bitty titties.

3-10-12 2:25pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 499: 1 GIRL APPLICANT... 3 SCENARIOS... [scenario #1] by bigworm
3-11-12
Ms. Hornsby, would you send in the next applicant please?
Excuse me for a moment, would you please?
*whoosh punch! whoosh punch!!! jigga jigga... meat pummel left!... meat pummel right!!! jigga jigga... germans shouting YAAA!!!*

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bigworm

3-11-12 10:42am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC499: 1 GIRL APPLICANT... 3 SCENARIOS... [scenario #2] by bigworm
3-11-12
Ms. Phreekizckow, pleased to meet you... I'm Dexx.
Wow, what a surprise! You pronounced my name just right!
I get an advance notice on things like that. So I had heard uhhh... you were uhhh...coming.
Oh NO!!! I can't believe it! This is SO embarrasing!!!
How so?
I thought you wouldn't hear with my face in my sweater.

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bigworm

3-11-12 10:43am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 499: 1 GIRL APPLICANT... 3 SCENARIOS... [scenario #3] by bigworm
3-11-12
I think your interview went very well. Is there anything you would like to add before you go?
Ummm...
...pendulous sock-monkeys?

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bigworm

3-11-12 10:43am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-11-12 11:48am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-11-12 12:15pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod
3-12-12
Sez here on yer "ree-zo-may" that yer good with animals. The animals here suffer from a lot a stress. What 'n' could ya do fer 'em?
Give them a shot.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
What the hell happened last night?
I'll be damned. I do feel less stressed after that!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod
3-12-12
So he let you fuck him in the ass?
Yep. Bought me drinks before hand too.
Better not let the pigs find out about this.
Hey, who left this 6 pack of beer on the ground? Oh well, better bend over and pick it up.
Score!!!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod
3-12-12
Look, I appreciate the job offer but after the goat tore off my pants and the chicken swallowed my penis like a worm, I can't handle it here.
But the animals have never been so stress free. The production on the farm has tripled.
I'm sorry, but I just can't.
So yer sayin' alls I had to do was to make sure the sex was consensual?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

3-12-12 3:38pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-12-12 8:23pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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3-13-12 5:42pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-13-12 10:53pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-14-12 10:26pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 499: BEING CONCISE COULD HELP by bigworm
3-15-12
I'm sorry... but you didn't qualify for the position.
I'm a cum gobbling whore.
You're hired!

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bigworm

3-15-12 7:12am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-15-12 5:21pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 499: THE INTERVIEW- [with 1st impressions included] by bigworm
3-17-12
Using 'Thought Language', we can listen in on the following interview...
Jesus Fucking Christ!!! A boner in 2 fucking seconds! You're gonna' pay for this you snarly-ass bitch cocksucker!
What a fucking wimp!!! He's already gotta' boner! I'll suck yer puny little dick 'till it bleeds, you arrogant piece of Dr. shit!
Oh Lord have mercy... now she wants to jam my 'b-b hole' with an oversized rectal depth gauge... then I'll force her to suck it clean, like the dirty-kneed little whore-from-hell she really is!
Your butt-cheeks are gonna' quiver after one dose of the 'Anal Gaper' my dear Dr. Fuckworm! As God is my witness, you will shit yer scrubs brown everytime you see me!
I think we can skip the formalities of the interview Ms. uhhh, Ms. uhhh...
Ozymandias!

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bigworm

3-17-12 6:15am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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The Republican candidates speaking out of their asses again by kaufman
3-17-12
If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard.
College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes.
Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice!
I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs.
We are SOOOOOO fucked.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-17-12 11:56am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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kaufman wrote:

The Republican candidates speaking out of their asses again by kaufman
3-17-12
If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard.
College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes.
Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice!
I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs.
We are SOOOOOO fucked.


This is so ironic because the symbol for the Deomcrats is an ass!

3-17-12 12:09pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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3-17-12 1:25pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 499: OZARKIAN INTERVIEW by bigworm
3-17-12
Oh yeh... that's good... just like that!
*slurp slurp* You still gonna' gimme that job, right? *gurp gurp*
That's right baby. You gonna' be my high paid assistant on the farm. Just a couple more B.J.'s and you're in!
But I been suckin' it 3 times a day! Can't ya'll cut me a little slack?
Look here Missy, there's rules to gettin' a job, and you don't get no slack jus' 'cus yer my sister!

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bigworm

3-17-12 9:48pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Sorry for my lateness in judging. Frankly, I'm, embarrassed in myself for not following through on time. You all deserve better. 

With that being said, the winner is f_l_t for his delightful series. I don't recall my official alliance situation with four_l_tripod, but I sense a certain kindred spirit.

four_legged_tripod wrote:

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod
3-12-12
Sez here on yer "ree-zo-may" that yer good with animals. The animals here suffer from a lot a stress. What 'n' could ya do fer 'em?
Give them a shot.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
What the hell happened last night?
I'll be damned. I do feel less stressed after that!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod
3-12-12
So he let you fuck him in the ass?
Yep. Bought me drinks before hand too.
Better not let the pigs find out about this.
Hey, who left this 6 pack of beer on the ground? Oh well, better bend over and pick it up.
Score!!!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod
3-12-12
Look, I appreciate the job offer but after the goat tore off my pants and the chicken swallowed my penis like a worm, I can't handle it here.
But the animals have never been so stress free. The production on the farm has tripled.
I'm sorry, but I just can't.
So yer sayin' alls I had to do was to make sure the sex was consensual?


Good luck and have fun hosting the big SC CC 500!!! You earned it.

3-18-12 5:14pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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crabby wrote:

 I sense a certain kindred spirit.


Indeed. 

Wow.  Thank you crabby.  I did not realize that the next comp was number 500.  I'm going to put on my thinking cap to see if I can do it at least some justice.  I'll try to have something presentable by tomorrow.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

3-19-12 11:35am (new)
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