Wow, what an honor! It's been a long time!

RULES

1. Both characters in your comic must come from the same family of chcaracters. If you use one injokester character both must come from injokester. If you use two dexx, they must both come from dexx.

2. Be funny! I'm looking at you on this one RCLG.

3. Your characters are either on a job interview that turns sexual or a sexual situation that turns into a job interview.

4. Series are much appreciated and increase your chances of telling a truely funny story that captures my heart.

Like this:

Quick Example by crabby 3-10-12

We're looking for people who have an ability to work well with others. Can you work well with others? I loooove wqorking with others. I'm very comfortable in groups as well. Do you feel that you'd leave everyone feeling satisfied in a group situation? Are you more of a leader or a follower? Why don't you just shove your elf cock straight through my jack-o-lantern eye and find out. You're hired! Your dick is still not in my jack-o-lantern eye.

Except funnier.

Do your worst. I'm giving this bad boy ONE WEEK! ONE WEEK! ONE WEEK!

cc499: Roger's working the door by mandingo 3-10-12

are you having sex in my butt? what? that's crazy. i think you'd realize it if someone was having sex with you. i'm a quadriplegic, Roger. you know this. i do know this. the name's Steve.

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what if nigger meant kite

Keeping Abreast by choadwarrior 3-10-12

Do you have any management experience? No... But in my last job, I was the chair of a committee. I hope you don't expect to just waltz in here and get by solely on your itty bitty titties.

CC 499: 1 GIRL APPLICANT... 3 SCENARIOS... [scenario #1] by bigworm 3-11-12

Ms. Hornsby, would you send in the next applicant please? Excuse me for a moment, would you please? *whoosh punch! whoosh punch!!! jigga jigga... meat pummel left!... meat pummel right!!! jigga jigga... germans shouting YAAA!!!*

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bigworm

CC499: 1 GIRL APPLICANT... 3 SCENARIOS... [scenario #2] by bigworm 3-11-12

Ms. Phreekizckow, pleased to meet you... I'm Dexx. Wow, what a surprise! You pronounced my name just right! I get an advance notice on things like that. So I had heard uhhh... you were uhhh...coming. Oh NO!!! I can't believe it! This is SO embarrasing!!! How so? I thought you wouldn't hear with my face in my sweater.

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bigworm

CC 499: 1 GIRL APPLICANT... 3 SCENARIOS... [scenario #3] by bigworm 3-11-12

I think your interview went very well. Is there anything you would like to add before you go? Ummm... ...pendulous sock-monkeys?

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bigworm

RCL no. 2870 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-11-12

Crabby's a doosh... Why do you say that? He called RCLG out in this CC. He says he has to be funny. What? Crabby wouldn't know funny if it bit him on the ass while giving him a reach-around! He wouldn't know funny if it walked up to him, tweaked his left nipple, and said, "Hi. My name is Mr. Funny." He wouldn't know funny if he was giving Mr. Funny a blowjob while Bozo the Clown was jacking off in the corner all over a box of Fruit Loops!

RCL no. 2871 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-11-12

Crabby wouldn't know funny if he looked up the definition of funny in the dictionary! Assuming he can read, of course... He wouldn't know funny if he went to a funny convention, and everyone there had a name tag with "Hi. I'm Funny" written on it! He wouldn't know funny if he went to the College of Funny, graduated with a Masters in Funny, and then went to work for Funny Industries! He wouldn't know funny if he had the word funny tattooed on his left testicle in prison while tossing his cross-dressing cellmate's salad! He wouldn't know funny if he let Chuckles the Clown cum in his mouth, and then say, "Gee... Your semen tastes funny." He wouldn't know funny if he donated his piece-of-shit Gran Prix to Kars-for-Kids and they actually gave him a kid. A retarded kid. With bright red hair and freckles!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod 3-12-12

Sez here on yer "ree-zo-may" that yer good with animals. The animals here suffer from a lot a stress. What 'n' could ya do fer 'em? Give them a shot. Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! What the hell happened last night? I'll be damned. I do feel less stressed after that!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod 3-12-12

So he let you fuck him in the ass? Yep. Bought me drinks before hand too. Better not let the pigs find out about this. Hey, who left this 6 pack of beer on the ground? Oh well, better bend over and pick it up. Score!!!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod 3-12-12

Look, I appreciate the job offer but after the goat tore off my pants and the chicken swallowed my penis like a worm, I can't handle it here. But the animals have never been so stress free. The production on the farm has tripled. I'm sorry, but I just can't. So yer sayin' alls I had to do was to make sure the sex was consensual?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2872 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-12-12

Obviously, the reason Crabby doesn't find RCLG's humor funny is because it's too SOPHISTICATED for him to understand it... We should "dumb down" the jokes so Crabby will understand them... Okay, how about this: Poo poo. Ga ga doody. Ka ka boo boo blah blah doody- EEEEEEEEEEEK!! What's wrong? MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF!!

Take My Penis and Call Me in the Morning by four_legged_tripod 3-13-12

As an intern, I know I need to have a good bedside manner so here's a hospital joke. Where is the only place in the hospital you cannot hide? I don't know. Where? In the I. C. U. Very funny. I'll have to try that one out. For the last time doctor, this is not the I. C. U.!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2873 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-13-12

Well..? Bad news. You've been sentenced to death... What possessed you to deliver your toys in a Muslim country? My D.P.S. malfunctioned and I got lost. D.P.S.? Deer Postioning System. Oh... Say, have you ever noticed how many times mandingo's comics show up in "read this comic >>" on the home page? Don't believe me? Go to the home page and see!

RCL no. 2874 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-14-12

I swear, Dave... My boss is really starting to piss me off! I am sick and tired of him criticizing my work and making me babysit his twelve year old on Fridays! If, I ever catch him alone in the parking structure I'm going to drop a fifty pound cinder block on the top of his head! Speaking of heads... Yeah..? It looks like someone dropped a fifty-pound cinder block on the top of your head!

Am I funny yet, buttface?

CC 499: BEING CONCISE COULD HELP by bigworm 3-15-12

I'm sorry... but you didn't qualify for the position. I'm a cum gobbling whore. You're hired!

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bigworm

RCL no. 2876 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-15-12

doss ju eat poo? excuse me? doss ju eat poo? poo?

CC 499: THE INTERVIEW- [with 1st impressions included] by bigworm 3-17-12

Using 'Thought Language', we can listen in on the following interview... Jesus Fucking Christ!!! A boner in 2 fucking seconds! You're gonna' pay for this you snarly-ass bitch cocksucker! What a fucking wimp!!! He's already gotta' boner! I'll suck yer puny little dick 'till it bleeds, you arrogant piece of Dr. shit! Oh Lord have mercy... now she wants to jam my 'b-b hole' with an oversized rectal depth gauge... then I'll force her to suck it clean, like the dirty-kneed little whore-from-hell she really is! Your butt-cheeks are gonna' quiver after one dose of the 'Anal Gaper' my dear Dr. Fuckworm! As God is my witness, you will shit yer scrubs brown everytime you see me! I think we can skip the formalities of the interview Ms. uhhh, Ms. uhhh... Ozymandias!

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bigworm

The Republican candidates speaking out of their asses again by kaufman 3-17-12

If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard. College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes. Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice! I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs. We are SOOOOOO fucked.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman wrote:

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The Republican candidates speaking out of their asses again by kaufman 3-17-12

If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard. College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes. Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice! I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs. We are SOOOOOO fucked.

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RCL no. 2883 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-17-12

Well..? As the master of knowing all things funny, this comic is not funny!

CC 499: OZARKIAN INTERVIEW by bigworm 3-17-12

Oh yeh... that's good... just like that! *slurp slurp* You still gonna' gimme that job, right? *gurp gurp* That's right baby. You gonna' be my high paid assistant on the farm. Just a couple more B.J.'s and you're in! But I been suckin' it 3 times a day! Can't ya'll cut me a little slack? Look here Missy, there's rules to gettin' a job, and you don't get no slack jus' 'cus yer my sister!

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bigworm

Sorry for my lateness in judging. Frankly, I'm, embarrassed in myself for not following through on time. You all deserve better. 

With that being said, the winner is f_l_t for his delightful series. I don't recall my official alliance situation with four_l_tripod, but I sense a certain kindred spirit.

four_legged_tripod wrote:

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Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod 3-12-12

Sez here on yer "ree-zo-may" that yer good with animals. The animals here suffer from a lot a stress. What 'n' could ya do fer 'em? Give them a shot. Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! What the hell happened last night? I'll be damned. I do feel less stressed after that!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod 3-12-12

So he let you fuck him in the ass? Yep. Bought me drinks before hand too. Better not let the pigs find out about this. Hey, who left this 6 pack of beer on the ground? Oh well, better bend over and pick it up. Score!!!

Barn Stormin' by four_legged_tripod 3-12-12

Look, I appreciate the job offer but after the goat tore off my pants and the chicken swallowed my penis like a worm, I can't handle it here. But the animals have never been so stress free. The production on the farm has tripled. I'm sorry, but I just can't. So yer sayin' alls I had to do was to make sure the sex was consensual?

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crabby wrote:

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 I sense a certain kindred spirit.

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