I've been giving CC 500 some thought.  In my opinion it's a pretty big deal as 499 other ccs have come before this.  So I've been thinking of what we could do to celebrate how big this moment is.  So, I've decided that we're going to make BIG ASS comics.

The thing about stripcreator is that there is a limited amount of characters and backgrounds, so it appears that what can be done with the comics is limited.  That's why, when someone uses a background or character in a fresh way, it turns me on.  The other part that seems limited is that you seem to only have the option of making 1, 2, or 3 panel comics, but since we will be making BIG ASS comics, we will be bumping up the comics to 4 panels.  "How?" you ask.  Let me explain.

Your 4 panel comic will be in the form of two, 2 panels that will be posted together in one post.  I'm not looking for a 2 comic series made from two different 2 panel comics.  I'm looking for something like this:

This One's by four_legged_tripod 3-20-12

Hey, looks like we're in the first panel. And now we're in the second panel!

For Brad by four_legged_tripod 3-20-12

Oh my. We've moved on to the third panel. And now it's the fourth panel. Oh come on! You've had four panels and no one has been able to say "TEST" yet?

You could even break the title of the comic into two to connect them as much as possible.

If you want to make a series that's fine.  Each entry of your series just needs to be 4 panels each.  I had also thought about making it a rule that the number 500 needed to be somewhere in your comic, but I decided to only make it a suggestion worth bonus points.

I want to get as many entries as possible so I'm giving this two weeks or 500 days, whichever comes first.

With that said, take it away!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

It appears that I've gotten ahead of myself and am trying to host cc 550 as well.  Just a slip on my part.  My apologies to all. I will try to encorporate proof reading into my life soon. 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

cc500,550 by mandingo 3-20-12

what in the hell are you watching?? no, nurse, my other other leg. Whorence Nightingale.

... by mandingo 3-20-12

GET IT OUT OF HERE OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH IT! GET IT OUT HERE AND STAB ME WITH IT! woah, COOL.

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Groovy! - 2 out of 3 [panels] ain't bad... p.1 by edoggydog 3-20-12

♫ I want you... I need you... ♫ ♫ But, there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you... ♫   ?

Groovy! - 2 out of 3 [panels] ain't bad... p.2 by edoggydog 3-20-12

♫ Now, don't be sad... 'cause two out of three ain't bad! ♫ *BUUUUUUURRRP* Fuck off. And, that's how I get rid of a Stage 4 clinger after having sex with her... Groovy!

CC 500: Fourplay by kaufman 3-21-12

Hey, wanna go back to my place? That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while? I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer. Sounds fun. You're on!

Premature Evisceration by kaufman 3-21-12

Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you? Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you? Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ... FOUR-skin!

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Because of the recession, the Bradys had to by kaufman 3-21-12

move into tighter quarters and eat Alice by kaufman 3-21-12

*urp*

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Groovy! - That's it? by edoggydog 3-22-12

If, you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you will have everlasting life in Heaven when you die.... Groovy! Eyewitnesses said the deceased skipped out into oncoming traffic with a gleeful look on his face like he was just "saved" or something...

Groovy! - Pretty Much by edoggydog 3-22-12

Congratulations, my son... You will now spend eternity in Heaven, by my side, basking in my Glory! That's it?? Isn't there, like, 72 virgins waiting for me? Or, atleast a big-breasted Filipina with an unsatiable sexual appe- -tite?

Groovy! - Occupee Wall Street p.1 by edoggydog 3-22-12

KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! Dispatch, the protesters are threatening viloence! Please, send help to our location.. Pee Finger, the Occupy Wall Street protesters are getting out of hand... We need you to go down there and take care of business. I'm on it!

Groovy! - Occupee Wall Street p.2 by edoggydog 3-22-12

WHAT THE FUCK?? Occupy THIS, dirtbag!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I worked up quite a thirst today down at the occupy site... Drinks on me! Groovy!

So I decided to mark this momentous occasion by paying homage to the often-imitated Cowboy Physics with my entry (also a nod to to boloboffin's oft-homaged Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel comics).

CC500: Why Stripcreator Is Only Three Panels (Part One) by ZMannZilla 3-23-12

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha!

CC500: Why Stripcreator Is Only Three Panels (Part Two) by ZMannZilla 3-23-12

What the fuck are you talking about? Clint Eastwood's 4th Law Of Thermodynamics and how it applies to our ongoing Large Horse Collider project. Try and keep up, doctor. Oh, right, sorry. Sometimes I forget that Rohypnol isn't a recreational drug. Probably because of all the Rohypnol I keep taking.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Groovy! - Hoodie and the Blow-you-away-fish p.1 by edoggydog 3-26-12

Got any spare change, mister? Say... Is that a hoodie you're wearing? Uh, no... Why?

Groovy! - Hoodie and the Blow-you-away-fish p.2 by edoggydog 3-26-12

Because, Geraldo Rivera said anyone wearing a hoodie deserves to get shot! So, I put a hoodie on his dead carcass before the police came, and they let me go. Groovy!

cc5|O O| by mandingo 3-26-12

dude, remember that time you picked up that hot Eskimo chick? Dougy, man - best sex of my life. what's wrong, baby. you're so quiet. i thought that was pretty fantastic no, no. it was. i'm just thinking about that time you stood in front of a mirror with your penis tucked in pretending you were Walter Cronkite

cc5|O O| by mandingo 3-26-12

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS what the fuck, Nanook! you can't double flashback! and you sure as SHIT can't flashback to another man's memories!! "NANOOK"?? alright, white bread, you asked for it. 6th grade! Fat Camp! What would you do for a Klondike bar?! ROLL IT!!

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7 days down and only 7 to go.  I like what I've seen and I want MOAR!  Get those thinking caps on and bring it!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 500/550: On the job with Detective BOB CORNHOOD- Pt.1 by bigworm 3-29-12

He used his 'gift of gab' to victimize those he was assigned to help. So, you think I'm a nice guy, and you like my feet... right? Well... yes, but I was hoping to report that my jewelry had been... *cha... cha... cha...* It was very ugly to watch. Yes, yes my little victim. Your ability to speak has been suspended. *achaa... achaa... achaahacha.*

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CC 500/550: On the job with Detective BOB CORNHOOD- Pt.2 by bigworm 3-29-12

Yes... yes, you are in a trance. You vant to suckink my big fat purple toes... You cannot refuse, because you are in a trance. I'm not in a trance you jerk! I had a peppercorn stuck in my throat! Furthermore, your toes aren't purple... they're teal! But they turn purple if you suck 'em!!!

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Let me try that entry again. I think this represents my first BUNDLING of comics! I feel like I'm really moving forward in my computer progress, real fast!!! Perhaps even real real fast!!!

CC 500/550: On the job with Detective BOB CORNHOOD- Pt.1 by bigworm 3-29-12

He used his 'gift of gab' to victimize those he was assigned to help. So, you think I'm a nice guy, and you like my feet... right? Well... yes, but I was hoping to report that my jewelry had been... *cha... cha... cha...* It was very ugly to watch. Yes, yes my little victim. Your ability to speak has been suspended. *achaa... achaa... achaahacha.*

CC 500/550: On the job with Detective BOB CORNHOOD- Pt.2 by bigworm 3-29-12

Yes... yes, you are in a trance. You vant to suckink my big fat purple toes... You cannot refuse, because you are in a trance. I'm not in a trance you jerk! I had a peppercorn stuck in my throat! Furthermore, your toes aren't purple... they're teal! But they turn purple if you suck 'em!!!

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Groovy! - Iceberg... by edoggydog 3-30-12

Dude... I just made $10,000 doing a hit for the "syndicate". Groovy! And, no one will find the body because I put the feet in cement and I dropped it in the North Atlantic near Iceland! But, what happens when that part of the Atlantic freezes over in the winter time?

Groovy! - ...RIGHT AHEAD!! by edoggydog 3-30-12

What in the hell are you talking about? I heard once that objects in salt water float to the surface when the water freezes... "That's an old wives tale."   ?

It may be time to judge this..?

CC 500: Quatrinity Panels 1 & 2 by 100Faces 4-02-12

What a stupid idea! Making four-panel-comics is like changing the Holy Trinity to a Holy Quatrinity, I say. Oh, we've made arrangements to meet these new requirements. It's God the Father, ... ... the Son, ...

CC 500: Quatrinity Panels 3 & 4 by 100Faces 4-02-12

... the Holy Spirit and ... This is so not funny! ... Randomly Appearing Snowman! Tah-dah!

As a man of my word, I let this drag out a full two weeks.  Now it's time to get down to business.

Special recognition goes to bigworm who has now learned to "bundle" his comics.  Here's hoping you continue this on into other posts.

A tie for third place goes to ZMann and 100Faces for bringing back rotor turbines and Randomly Appearing Snowman.

A tie for second goes to kaufman for his nod to the Bradys and edoggydog for his Iceberg comic.

But the winner all by himself is mandingo for

cc500,550 by mandingo 3-20-12

what in the hell are you watching?? no, nurse, my other other leg. Whorence Nightingale.

... by mandingo 3-20-12

GET IT OUT OF HERE OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH IT! GET IT OUT HERE AND STAB ME WITH IT! woah, COOL.

creating two long panels with the art and backgrounds.  I dig that.

and for his Inception style flashback within a flashback:

cc5|O O| by mandingo 3-26-12

dude, remember that time you picked up that hot Eskimo chick? Dougy, man - best sex of my life. what's wrong, baby. you're so quiet. i thought that was pretty fantastic no, no. it was. i'm just thinking about that time you stood in front of a mirror with your penis tucked in pretending you were Walter Cronkite

cc5|O O| by mandingo 3-26-12

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS what the fuck, Nanook! you can't double flashback! and you sure as SHIT can't flashback to another man's memories!! "NANOOK"?? alright, white bread, you asked for it. 6th grade! Fat Camp! What would you do for a Klondike bar?! ROLL IT!!

Congrats be to you!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I knew mandingle would win.  dammit.  i'll keep trying.

w00t! winner of cc500. wonder what all the girls who wouldn't date me in high school will say when i dig them up and tell them

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