My favorite uncle just died 3 days before his 80th birthday, so I decided to make the theme of this CC cats.  Why cats?  Well, it seems to be a popular subject.  Take, for example, my Comic Showcase subject, "My Fucking Cat".  It has close to 3800 views, the third most in the showcase.  Don't believe me?  Go look for yourself.  I'll wait.

So, the rules of this CC is you must make a comic with a cat theme (whether you love them, hate them, want to shoot them with a shotgun.) Your comic can be about actual cats, or any subject with c-a-t in the spelling of the word (i.e catastrophe, CAT scan, MCAT, Catcher in the Rye, etc.)

Rules:

1) new entries only

2) series encouraged

3) major bonus points for three or more entries 

4) extra credit for any reference to Tiger Woods

5) automatic disqualification for any reference to Bruce Willis

6) no nude photos

Judging when appropriate.

I think I'm contractually obligated to lead this off.

Concatenated

by kaufman, 4-12-12

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

cc552: Did I just go there? Matbe I did. Matbe. I. Did. by mandingo 4-12-12

HAHAHA! i'm reading this Agatha Christie book from the 1920's. listen to this: "The old pussy took the seat next to me. The smell! Mothballs! She was dressed to dance in that modern style that always looks ridiculous on old pussies." wonder what that means - "dressed to dance in that modern style"? the old pussy must have been a flapper

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 552ish: CAT'S HAVE SOME BAD HABITS... #1 by bigworm 4-12-12

I'm sorry, just one more whiff... *ssnnnooooorrrttt...* ahhhhh... Oh baby, so fuckin' good! It's like heaven baby... sooooo good! tee-hee... hee hee hee, ooh. I know I said just one more, but just one more! I swear, that's it! Really, then I'll go. I know it's gettin' late! *snarf-f-f* ...ooohhh!!! *snarf-f-f* ...ooohhh!!! Okay... I'm outta' here. heehee... tee-hee... ooooo... *click* I swear!!! Suckin' yer breath is gonna' be the end of me! tee-hee-he, tee-hee.

CC 552ish: CAT'S HAVE SOME BAD HABITS... #2 by bigworm 4-12-12

Okay baby, let's get this show on the road! uh uh!!! tee-hee tee-hee! *click* Whattaya' mean uh uh?!! You got my money! What's wrong? You owe me for them two free whiffs you took last time!

CC 552ish: CAT'S HAVE SOME BAD HABITS... #3 by bigworm 4-12-12

Lights out lil one. You open that maw and breathe baby, or I'm gonna' break both yer fuckin' knees!!! Would you mind turning on the light before we get started? *click* What? If you'd bother to notice, I have no knees. I'm a double amputee from birth! Awww SHIT!!! Now yer givin' me a boner!!! Hey! Rubbin' yer thing on me's gonna' be extra!!!

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bigworm

CC:552 "Scat-man"

"Ever hear of privacy"?

by ragu4u, 4-13-12

Tunatown (act one) by biped 4-13-12

You've got to help me! My husband is trying to kill--wait a minute, who the deuce are you? I'm "Cat" McCord, P.I. Take a load off and spill the beans, baby. Me on clock. It was hot that night, but so was the broad. I tailed her old man down to the waterfront but one of his goons must've got the jump on me... ...and when you wake up, there's a dead city council man. What the hell were you doing down here on the docks anyway? Fishing.

Tunatown (act two) by biped 4-13-12

I hate getting rough with a dame, but this was a case of life and death... He was my husband! He was my son! He was my uncle! (sob) He was my husband, my son, AND my uncle! Yikes! So I tailed her down to the waterfront. But before I knew it... ...and when you wake up, the D.A.'s swinging from a meathook. What's your alibi this time, Mac? I was collecting pennies for UNICEF.

Tunatown (epilogue) by biped 4-13-12

It wasn't your husband. He was just an innocent sardine tycoon. It was you, baby. YOU were taking over Mickey Cohen's rackets. But...nobody has to know, Tiger. It could just be you... and me...and butt plugs. Vibrating butt plugs. Sounds sweet, doll. But I'm nobody's fall guy. Take her away, O'Malley. Good work, Mac. But one thing's got me stumped. How'd you know it was the dame? How'd I know it was the dame? Easy. Because she smelled like sardines. Aquarium's closing, sir. (sigh) See you in twenty, baby.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Origin of Catsup by four_legged_tripod 4-16-12

Would you like any catsup with your fries? I most certainly would not. I want ketchup. We don't serve ketchup. Besides, catsup and ketchup are the same thing. They most certaintly are not! And I don't even want to think about how catsup is made. Have you ever milked a cat Focker?

The Origin of Catsup by four_legged_tripod 4-16-12

No sir, I have never milked a cat. Well if you want to be in the inner circle of trust, Focker, you'll go in the other room and milk my cat. Meow? Okay, after I got all of the white milk out of your cat, I was left with this gooey red stuff. That was a male cat Focker.

The Origin of Catsup by four_legged_tripod 4-16-12

So catsup is the bloody after ejaculate from a male cat? Yep. I'll take a gallon to go.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 551: Sorry Kaufman, it just worked out this way! by bigworm 4-16-12

Character #1- CAT Meow! Character #2- PUSSYCAT Me? Yow! Character #3- PUSSY HOLDING CAT Wait... what?!!

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bigworm

CC552: '9 LIVES' DOESN'T MEAN FOREVER by bigworm 4-19-12

You can see what happened to the last dude try'n steal my cat. Oh my!!! I wasn't trying to steal your cat sir. I was returning your cat. I'll be damned... a honky what's got some morals. Thank you for your kindness. You're quite welcome. Here he is, you can take him. So that's how I got the skin to make you that purse. You sed that was 'mink'!

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bigworm

THE GLAD LADS II starring Blaine Rivers and Floyd Reynolds by biped 4-19-12

Look! Me found kitty cat! Me glad you found kitty cat! Me glad you glad me found kitty cat! Me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat! Eighty-seven years later... ...me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad... ...you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC552: There's More Than One Way To Skin A Cat by ZMannZilla 4-21-12

We tried this the easy way, VacuumBot 5000, but since you refuse to give back my favorite bit of string, it's time for some... 'enhanced interrogation techniques". I swear, if I could tell you where the master emptied my vacuum bag, I would! Perhaps my claws across your hard drive will loosen your tongue! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOOOO! Is someone playing dubstep in the basement?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 552: CAT SOCIETY... Pt.1- 'The Welcome Wagon' by bigworm 4-22-12

Hey new cat... you up for some waulin' tonight? Ain't it kinda' early? Not in this town. I'll start it off if you wanna' go ahead and butt-rape me. Why would I wanna' butt-rape you? 'Cus I don't like it! Sorry man, slipped a disc last night movin' furniture.

CC 552: CAT SOCIETY... Pt.2- 'The Welcome Wagon' by bigworm 4-22-12

Gotcha'! Can't butt-rape with a slipped disc. No. Now let's see here... a bad back wouldn't stop you from startin' things off, would it? I guess not, but uh... I learned to waul on my own. Never needed no butt-rape to get started. OOH BOY! You got the makin's of a real good 'wauler'! Now I wantcha' turn 'round real slow. Meow, meow! Me no understand. Meow!

CC 552: CAT SOCIETY... Pt.3- 'The Welcome Wagon' by bigworm 4-22-12

C'mon now... show me them 'fat pants'! But last week I had the 'shits' real bad, and the Dr. done went and putta' cork in it. Well... damn! That does hinder things, don't it. Oh hell yeh! That's a big hindrance. Then 'throat-rape' it is!

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bigworm

Only a few days left to enter.  So far, this CC had been a kitten, donkey, and the Stanley Cup combined! (cat-ass-trophy)

CC 552: TWO HEP CATS by bigworm 4-23-12

Wow! Ol' edogg says this contest is a gigantic loser! I guess we're not very funny. No, we're funny. It's his critique that sucks. It's a sort of combo-critique. It's part male bovine, with a big helping of male bovine s-c-a-t.!!! Just a minute... could you say that again?

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bigworm

edoggydog wrote:

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Only a few days left to enter.  So far, this CC had been a kitten, donkey, and the Stanley Cup combined! (cat-ass-trophy)

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Okay...  Time to put this CC to sleep.  I thank everyone for their entries. 

Mandingo's entry made me laugh the hardest by far... 

HOWEVER, biped's were funny.  Just not as funny...

EXCEPT he had more than three entries, which gives him major bonus points...

SO, after adding up all the points, we have something that has never happened in the history of a stripcreator.com comic contests:

CO- WINNERS!!!!!!!

Yes, mandingo AND biped have won this contest.  It is now up to both of them to coordinate the theme for, and picked the winner of, the next CC, whichever number they figure out it is.

Take it away, boyzzzzzz!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edoggydog wrote:

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SO, after adding up all the points, we have something that has never happened in the history of a stripcreator.com comic contests:

CO- WINNERS!!!!!!!

Yes, mandingo AND biped have won this contest.  It is now up to both of them to coordinate the theme for, and picked the winner of, the next CC, whichever number they figure out it is.

Take it away, boyzzzzzz!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wait, I did what now?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this is gonna be awkward because biped and i haven't spoken since the coatroom of The Stone Pony

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what if nigger meant kite

Exhaust Remissions by TheGovernor 4-25-12

*Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!* Why is your car making that noise? *Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!* That'll be my new Cat-a-lick-tick convertor

TheGovernor wrote:

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Exhaust Remissions by TheGovernor 4-25-12

*Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!* Why is your car making that noise? *Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!* That'll be my new Cat-a-lick-tick convertor

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Actually, this isn't the first time that has happened. It isn't even the first time mandingo has been a co-winner. It happened back in CC348.

A very wise man I know summed up that situation perfectly and I think it holds true here as well.

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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"co-winners"?  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???  Weak!

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Did I go there?  Matbe I did.  Matbe. I. Did.