biped and i decided that i'll make up the contest and he'll judge it. he's graciously agreed to also judge the entries.

easy theme for this one - breakups. just as biped and i will have to hose down the sex swing and go our separate ways after this contest, someone in your comic has to be breaking up with someone else

no old comics, photoshop, or fat chicks. biped will judge when biped will judge. good luck, have fun

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Groovy! - The Third Wheel Kite by edoggydog 4-25-12

Sure, I'll tell you why I broke it off with my big-titted girlfriend... Groovy! Me and Tyrone are going to the club tonite. Again. But, you're more than welcome to join us. Again. I guess... I got tired of being the "third wheel nigger". Snap!

RCL no. 2925 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-25-12

I can't believe my girlfriend left me! She probably got sick and tired of looking at your stupid red hat, Elmer... Did you have to go there? Matbe, I did... Matbe. I. Did.©

Real Life: Breaking Up is Hard to Do by four_legged_tripod 4-26-12

What's wrong champ? You've been in your room all day. My girlfriend broke up with me. I'd give you the ol' "there are plenty of fish in the sea" or the "it's her loss" speech but I think it's better if we stay quiet for a moment. Why? "Where are you? I thought you were gonna finish the dishwasher and did you pick up the dog poop outside? Did you remember to pay the water bill?" Do you understand now? I do. The misery in your relationship makes me feel much better about my break up.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2927 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-27-12

Then, my girlfriend pointed her finger in my face and accused me of cheating. So, I broke it off... Her finger. Not the relationship. HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA The trial's next Tuesday.

cc553: SINGLE SHOTS-[Breaking Up]- 1(a)

Weren't you going to tell me why? Don't play dumb with me Lorena!

by bigworm, 4-27-12

cc553: SINGLE SHOTS-[Breaking Up]- 1(b)

Sorry? Sorry don't 'cut it'!

by bigworm, 4-27-12

cc553: SINGLE SHOTS-[Breaking Up]- 2

?!! Rust speckles.

by bigworm, 4-27-12

cc553: DOUBLE SHOTS-[Breaking Up]- 1 by bigworm 4-27-12

cc553: DOUBLE SHOTS-[Breaking Up]- 2 by bigworm 4-27-12

*ding-dong* It's me! Don't come in!

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Groovy! - I'm your puppet, baby! by edoggydog 4-27-12

This portal comes in handy when I'm wanting to dump someone... Groovy! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU STUPID TWAT!! ??? Of course, I never really know if I'm breaking up with the right person... I just throw dog poop on their shoes.

Groovy! - Breaking up is hard to chew by edoggydog 4-27-12

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... Groovy! You want a DIVORCE? Yes. WHY?? Because you're always kicking my ass, you stupid twat!

cc553: R.C.L.- The'Dear John', The Lesson, An Understanding by bigworm 4-30-12

I can't stay with you any longer. You haven't brought me flowers in over 4 months. But I brought you 3 bags of acorns just the other day! Is it your understanding that acorns are a botannical equivalent to flowers? No, but you used to sing... "You don't bring me acorns... anymore." And I used to sllip them up your ass, one by one, in the middle of the night, to store them for winter. So that's why I stopped shitting? 'Cus I got acorns up my ass??!

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A Leak of Their Own by four_legged_tripod 4-30-12

I can't play today. I just broke up with my boyfriend and am emotionally distressed. There's no crying in baseball! I can't pitch this inning. My newborn needs fed. There's no lactating in baseball! I need to take the rest of the game off. Aunt Flo is in town. There's no bleeding out of your vagina in baseball!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

cc553: R.C.L.- A Try At Leaving, A Sorry Dance, The New Way. by bigworm 5-01-12

I know... I'm huge! I don't know why that means you have to leave. Well, as you've continued to grow, I've been forced to make some acknowledgements... Same with me. I'm now in the position ('size-wise' to you), that you used to be in to me. Yeh, I wanted to apologize before I left for all that 'forceful entry' stuff that happened when you were smaller. That wasn't very nice of me. Which brings us to right now. Are you gonna' pull your pants down, or do I have to do it for you? Bitch... what?!?

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CC553: IN THE CELLAR by iconoclastic 5-02-12

I'm leaving us. Then we'll have to kill the children. Again? C'mon, let's get it over with. I can hardly wait to break up again. They tasted great, didn't they?

RCL no. 2945 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-12

...then, she packed up all of her shit and left! Beer? No, thanks. I don't think drinking a beer right now would be a good- I mean, did she leave the beer? Go get help, asshole! That's the same thing my ex said to me when she left...

Yo, I respect y'all, imma let y'all finish, but I'm going to judge this within the next 2-3 days, so you better get your last-minute entries in because this is going to be one of the best judgements of all time.  Of all time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It is now time for me to judge the contest as I have so graciously agreed to do.  I thank you for your kind attention.

For those of you who didn't enter, don't look for your names among the winners.  It doesn't work that way.

SECOND PLACE: edoggydog

Groovy! - I'm your puppet, baby! by edoggydog 4-27-12

This portal comes in handy when I'm wanting to dump someone... Groovy! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU STUPID TWAT!! ??? Of course, I never really know if I'm breaking up with the right person... I just throw dog poop on their shoes.

FIRST PLACE: iconoclastic

CC553: IN THE CELLAR by iconoclastic 5-02-12

I'm leaving us. Then we'll have to kill the children. Again? C'mon, let's get it over with. I can hardly wait to break up again. They tasted great, didn't they?

Now let's all go to the International House of Pancakes!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well Biped and mandingo, I appreciate the opportunity to do a new Comic Contest. It's especially nice to do CC 692.

I have a comment/question to make/ask about each of you, and they are-

Biped: I hesitatingly admit that I do not understand what your forum comment (or other genre comment perhaps) means. I'm talking about the "Third wheel... legend..." comment. I'm curious about it, like what it means and such.

Mandingo: I think I know what 'weak stream' means, and sort of feel badly about that. I was thinking that a positive spin could be put on this not-so-positive condition (if that's how you even saw it). You might feel tons better about it if you referred to it as a 'vigorous dribble'. It's just a thought.

I will give some thought to the subject of CC742, and then post it not long after thinking of it. I'm reasonably certain that it will be an amazing subject which will probably have been done before.

I'll be back soon.

iconoclastic wrote:

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Biped: I hesitatingly admit that I do not understand what your forum comment (or other genre comment perhaps) means. I'm talking about the "Third wheel... legend..." comment. I'm curious about it, like what it means and such.

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iconoclasticNEVER!!!!

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mandingo wrote:

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iconoclasticNEVER!!!!

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Yes, I don't know.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

iconoclastic wrote:

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mandingo wrote:

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iconoclasticNEVER!!!!

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Re: NEVER!!!! thank goodness you wrote it, and didn't say it! It does however appear as though you said it to yourself, and that's when that danged rub happened, probably!  Plus, that's all before you even address the issue of schizophrenia. So, now that it has been addressed, I do hope one of you is feeling tons better, because I did try... somewhat.

biped wrote:

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iconoclastic wrote:

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Biped: I hesitatingly admit that I do not understand what your forum comment (or other genre comment perhaps) means. I'm talking about the "Third wheel... legend..." comment. I'm curious about it, like what it means and such.

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It's what David Cross feels like when he goes along on a honeymoon with Bob Odenkirk and his new wife.  Youtube will probably have the footage if you type in the proper keywords.

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I did go to youtube and did watch an explanatory video. Somehow I was unable to figure that process out on my own. You truly are Mr. Wonderful, at least perhaps on the inside, but that's very important when the outside appears not to match the inside, right?

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i'm just happy it bumped my sucky contest idea up to 20 comments

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what if nigger meant kite

Both of you behave now, and thank God you don't suffer from 'randomly occurring droplets', ................................................. ............................................................................................. .........................................like a friend of mine does.