This comp is inspired by ragu4u and this:

User Unfriendly by ragu4u 5-15-12

Wonderful! My new "Jesus" video game just hit Facebook. What the...? ME, in a video game? Welcome to "GTA, Nice City"! Play Now? Meh...sucks!

Since Jesus now have his own video game, I wonder what other video games would be like if Jesus were in them. So take your favorite video game or any video game, past or current, add Jesus to it and make a comic about it.  Something like this:

Jesus Pong by four_legged_tripod 5-20-12

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

That's it.  We will go a week with this so get crackin'!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 555: JESUS HUNT!!! by bigworm 5-20-12

Quack quack! Quack quack! Missed me! Now you gotta' kiss me!

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bigworm

Chessmaster Beta by Namgubed 5-20-12

Bishop takes queen. Hummina hummina hummina ... And NO, I'm not endorsing sodomy!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

RCL no. 2983 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-20-12

I don't know why I let Jesus talk me into playing "Hide and Go Seek Christ" with him... One, two, three, four, five, six... The guy is all knowing and all seeing... I mean, he always finds me within split seconds- no matter where I hide! ...seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen... What's the use? I'll just stand here 'til he's done counting... If you don't go find a hiding place, I'm going to jam this cross up your ass far enough to tickle your scrotum with my toes! Fourteen...

Jesusing is the reasoning for the seasoning by mandingo 5-21-12

THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! knew that too. pretty much know everything. NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! want to hear how you die?

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what if nigger meant kite

555: The Number of the Comic Contest by umfumdisi 5-21-12

I'm gonna catch you, Pac-Jesus! Not if I make it to the conversion pellet first, suckah!  {}   {}  This game is stupid.

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555 (Random) - Max Payne 4: Jesus, Please Us by umfumdisi 5-21-12

I'm ready to forgive you, Max. Even after all the senseless violence, bloodshed, whoremongering and killing... in your video games? No, in your Bible. Touché.

It only took seven attempts to randomly bring up Satan. Had to try four more times for Jesus.

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CC 555 by ragu4u 5-21-12

Now, get out and stay out...the both of you! What's HIS problem? "Dungeons and Dragons" has no car chases.

I don't know if this is exactly within the rules, but we don't get to choose what kind of inspiration strikes us.

CC555: Now I understand what was so frustrating by evil_d 5-22-12

You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west. TALK TO MERCHANTS The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now. QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants. FLIP TABLES

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

evil_d wrote:

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I don't know if this is exactly within the rules, but we don't get to choose what kind of inspiration strikes us.

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Jerking off is video game, right? by crabby 5-22-12

555: Super Scenario Bros. by umfumdisi 5-23-12

What do you think, James? Underwater levels are annoying. Lava level? Yes, the lava is level. Har! Can we at least hide the princess... IN ANOTHER CASTLE? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Last one.

555: Crosser by umfumdisi 5-23-12

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 555: Pre-assembled 'Bi-plane' parts.

by iconoclastic, 5-23-12

CC 555: 'VIDEO GAMES' + 'ALL-KNOWING'='Gnashing of Teeth' 1 by bigworm 5-25-12

Jesus!!! Dinner's ready! Oh... *yawn*. I'm not too hungry right now. I'll probably be asleep pretty quick. Thanks though. Are you online playing video games again? Is your webcam on? Dammit all!!! Just 'cus you know what I'm doin' doesn't mean you have to let me know... and I don't want any dinner! That suits me just fine, 'cus I don't want you touchin' any of the food with your webcam hands anyway! Well that's fine by me, 'cus I just happen to know that you didn't get all the Devil's poop out from under your fingernails!!!

CC 555: 'VIDEO GAMES' + 'ALL-KNOWING'='Gnashing of Teeth' 2

Don't even go there boy! That was a chick in a halloween costume! With hot red balls and a low voice?

by bigworm, 5-25-12

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bigworm

CC 555: Battlefield 0033 by Smurph 5-26-12

Fuck. Respawning in 3 days You have got to be kidding.

CC 555: PokeJesus by Smurph 5-26-12

Pengulon uses SideStab: It's quite effective. Word. Jesus uses in-built guilt. It's super effective! Believe.

CC 555: PASTOROIDS by bigworm 5-26-12

*pow... powpowpow... powpowpow...* *pow pow... pow pow... powpowpow...* *pow pow KA-BOOM!!!* NUKE 'EM J-Man... NUKE 'EM!!!

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bigworm

CC555: A Jesus Video Game In The Style Of Peter Molyneux by ZMannZilla 5-27-12

THE GOOD ENDING: Congratulations, son! As a result of your actions, the world will forever know peace and unity, living in harmonious service to Me! THE BAD ENDING: Well, son, it appears that, while you did spread my message to all humanity, they're now using it to kill each other in my name. Hey, is that Parable by Peter Molyneux, the Christian version of Fable? How is it? Well, you can't own property or get married, but I like how they have Simon Peter pointing to places Jesus can dig for treasure.

CC555: A Jesus Video Game In The Style Of Valve by ZMannZilla 5-27-12

Hey, is that Christ-Life, the long-awaited Christian video game by Valve? How is it? Still stuck at the part after the crucifixion, waiting for the 3rd Day to load.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Games over folks.  There was a secret bonus level that no  one won.  I was hoping to have Mortal Kombat Jesus style, so I made it myself.

Immortal Kombat by four_legged_tripod 5-27-12

Finish Him! Hya! Augh! Winner! 3 Days Later I'm back! What the hell?

As for the winners, I liked the simplicity of Duck Hunt so 3rd goes to

CC 555: JESUS HUNT!!! by bigworm 5-20-12

Quack quack! Quack quack! Missed me! Now you gotta' kiss me!

I also liked the Chessmaster reference so 2nd goes to

Chessmaster Beta by Namgubed 5-20-12

Bishop takes queen. Hummina hummina hummina ... And NO, I'm not endorsing sodomy!

But 1st goes to umfumdisi for

555 (Random) - Max Payne 4: Jesus, Please Us by umfumdisi 5-21-12

I'm ready to forgive you, Max. Even after all the senseless violence, bloodshed, whoremongering and killing... in your video games? No, in your Bible. Touché.

and

555: Crosser by umfumdisi 5-23-12

Jesus made you a winner. Take it away!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Thanks. Now I finally understand that old hymn -- "Victory in Jesus".

Tried to reply last night, but the site wouldn't load for me for some reason. Starting a new comp now.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years