I just got a notice from the IRS saying I still owe $2700 for tax year 2010, all because I mistakenly forgot to include $18,000 of income I made that year. I thought to myself: "I really suck!" (I.R.S. Get it? nyuk, nyuk, nyuk). I could amend my tax return and show more expenses to lessen the amount owed, but that could trigger an audit.
Which brings me to this being CC 500. I did a quick audit and noticed that CC's 500 thru 549 were passed over. Well, I've corrected that. Let's just see after CC 549 if they remember to then jump to CC 558, or just repeat CC's 550 through 557. I doubt it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, on to the contest theme: any comic regarding the IRS, Audits (any type), Auditions, or any thing you've done in your life which made you say to yourself, "I really suck!"
1) must be funny, but I may say phuket and give the worst comic the win. Who knows?
2) bonus points for use of the word "r-tard"
3) even more bonus points if you bag on that no-talent-hack, edoggydog. I mean, groovy? Really?
4) I like big boobs
5) disregard #4
I'm off to a delayed honeymoon to Miami Beach. Will judge this when I return next week.
Have at it, bitches!