The biting world of office supplies with the cast of Stripcreator here to make the suffering a permament ordeal. Enjoy!

The Office: Episode 01 by The_Office 6-24-12

Herro. Today is my first day on the job. Really? .......Look, buddy, I'm going to level with you. This is the first comic, and I have this hammer, and We both know how this is going to end.. Yeah.. The first comic never matters anyways.. Nail'd it.

The Office: Episode Two by The_Office 6-24-12

Hey, Chen. The new copier we ordered came in. Cool beans. I'm gonna check that puppy out. RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! .......Shit. ............. Well, That explains why the letter was in All caps.

The Office: Episode lll by The_Office 6-24-12

......I don't trust that toilet.

The Comic is supposed to be sequential, so the storyline continues from one to the next.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

JESUS CHRIST, man. This place just keeps hiring more and more people. Yea', Rex, I know. That stickfigure creeps me out. Then that Robot, That guy who always tries to stick his dick in your ass, Kaufman, and so on.. I know a certain finger they can hire.. Haha! You're hired.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

Thank you. So what should I get started on? Well... We recently had someone get brutually raped in the office and I was hoping you could see if he needs any medical attention. ........ Yeah. We have a robot that rapes people locked in the copyroom. Classy.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

Get Your Coat, buddy, We're going to the Hospital. HOLYSHIT-You're-Freaky-Lookin'!! Okay.. Let's go, but YOU better be real and not a hallucination due to my concussion.. AW , MAN!! I wanna get outta of work Today, too... It's Hammertime.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

OW!! OH NO, BRAD!! I'M HURT!! Guess-I-Gotta-Leave-Work-Too-And-Go-To-The-Hospital.. Oooo! I think there's cheesecake in the breakroom. ......

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

RAAAR! HOW DARE THEY LOCK TOBOR IN THE COPYROOM!! ITS NOT TOBOR FAULT HE LIKES TO CORNHOLE!! RAAAR!! ........I'm setting you free. I need you to do something.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

Awww... That was some mighty fine cheesecake.. .......Shit. PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR THIS IS NOT A TEST!!!

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

.....Hm. I just got my own boss raped so I could leave work early. Was this a good idea? AHHHHHHHHHHH!! .....Would be easier to think if Brad would stop screaming like a little girl.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

At Home: The Guilt... Consumes me.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

[Radio] "Love shack, baby, Love shack" I must hurry back.. Gotta save Brad from Sodomy.. "Love baby, that's where it's at" HOLY SHITBALLS Tally-Ho!! BANG BANG BANG ON THE DOOR BABY! TOBOR KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER BABY!! Ha. He's listening to Love shack, too. Gotta-Appreciate-The-Little-Things.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

BRAD!! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!! whoa Yea', You're a little late there, buddy.... Right.. There was heavy traffic afterall... So is thaaat...? Antifreeze.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

Herro. I'm Dr.Bill, How can I help you today? ....I was savagely raped by A giant, mechanized cyborg. ....Is Anal Rape covered by your insurance?

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

So How the procedure go, Doctor? Pretty, Darn Bad. ....What-do-you-mean? Dead as Christ himself. YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM!? I Didn't really try that hard..

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

Wow.. Am I in Heaven? Nope. ...Goddamnit.. He's in a Better Place Now.

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

Herro. Where's my Buddy at? ........He's sorta dead. WHAT!? I'm sorry.. But he's in the hands of the Lord now. This demon is fondling my nuts...

The Office: by The_Office 6-24-12

........I'm watching you, Toilet.

The Office: by The_Office 6-25-12

It's Hard out here for a Pimp.

The Office: by The_Office 6-25-12

...Where Am I now? Hello? Is anybody here? OH MY GOD!!

The Office: by The_Office 6-25-12

I'm sorry for screaming but I've never seen anything like you before.. But I was wondering if you knew a way out of-- wehn a man loves a women AHHHHH!!! HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH

The Office: by The_Office 6-25-12

I can't believe my buddy is Dead, There must be a way to bring him back.. I KNOW!! I'LL JUST KILL MYSELF AND GO FIND HIM!! Yeah, Do It!! OW! This Shit hurts. Pussy.

The Office: by The_Office 6-28-12

HOLY SHIT!? Am I in the Matrix? The fuck? Hm. I think Heaven was loading up.

The Office: by The_Office 6-28-12

Welcome to Heaven, my child. Jesus-Tittay-Fuckin'-Christ!! You're JESUS CHRIST! .....Why are you in a spacesuit?

The Office: by The_Office 6-28-12

...This place can't get any worse. HEY! YOU! The Devil wants to see you, Mortal.

The Office: by The_Office 6-28-12

Wait... If You're The Devil.. Then Who the hell is THIS Guy!? ...Uh.. Abe Vigoda? The fuck he is.

The Office: by The_Office 6-30-12

Wilson, You should have seen it. Hideey-Ho, Neighbor.. Then A BUTTERFLY flew by.. n-n-evermind, Wilson. Haven't seen your mother since the 13Th.

The Office: by The_Office 7-01-12

...The Final Frontier I-Seeeee---Very-interesting. But how can you Justify being Nonsacrilegious when God himself CREATED Evil itself, How can you justify the Devil? There is no Devil, or no torment in hell. We just send the Assholes to live in an infinite place with people like Themselves. ...No Devil? ...... NO. I AM THE DEVIL!!

The Office: by The_Office 7-01-12

JeeeeezitsChrist,, C'mon on, Do me a solid. Let my Buddy come back to Urth with Me. .....Gotta-swing-that-by-my-roomie'- You Mean Your Dad.

The Office: by The_Office 7-01-12

"........" .....So I'm off to meet The Creator, The one that formed the complete Consciousness of He who is called I Am. Well, Here we are. ALAS'DEARCHILD'BE-NOT--AFRAID--AND---GAZE--WITHIN--MY--EYES... Would Be Alot Easier if You Were Wearing Pants.

The Office: by The_Office 7-01-12

BEHOLD-AS-I-COME-AS-A-VISAGE-OF--WHAT--HUMANITY------ HATH-----DONE---TO-- THEMSELVES// ALL OF YOU PUPPETS TO OTHER PUPPETS UPON MORE PUPPETS ...I see the metaphor in that and all Buuuut, It's not really a Visage since I Can Clearly see you holding the Marionette, Right in front of me.