only one rule for this one - the only backgrround you can use is the laying in bed one. (inside-->bed)

i do my best reading in the bathroom, i do my best talking (pleading) in bed. good luck, have fun, i'll judge in 10 days or so

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'You're A Sick Demented Man, British Guy With An Uneven Stare']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'La Passion de l'Homme Sans Pantalon']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3162']

[Click to view comic: 'CC566: Problems That Very Few Necrophiles Have To Deal With']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'Homonyms']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3166']

[Click to view comic: 'Bipartisan Boinking']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

i'll be judging this bed-in tomorrow. so get those last minute entries in

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Caleb "Randall 'Tex' Cobb" Demetriev, Mattress Salesman.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'pillow talk']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

judging time!

this one goes to ArtemisStrong for:

the lap dance.

and also for:

[Click to view comic: 'La Passion de l'Homme Sans Pantalon']

congrats, AS. i found this so leetly funny, i printed out a copy of it and it accidentally worked its way inside my palm. have your way with the next contest

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh, garsh! Thanks mandingo, I couldn't do it without you!

I'll get a new contest up by Thursday.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.