I made the previous comic JUST IN CASE this was allowed to actually BE a contest! If it isn't, then disregard it.....like you do with all the rest of my crappy stuff.
I understand completely. I kidnapped you from the writer's room at SnL headquarters and you are now going to write something funny for ME!
That's just it. I write for Saturday Night Live. We haven't been funny in decades.
Then write me a formulaic 3-step joke and beat it half to death until the audience barely laughs in hopes that another 9/11 will occur in their building.