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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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Ok....There has been much discussion about the participation levels in these Comic Competitions for several reasons.  Some say the rules are too severe while others say the topics are just too unfunny.  Therefore, as the most recent winner of an almost entryless contest, I declare this next contest to be the extreme, gloves off, no holds barred, nothing sacred, shoot from the hip, comic donnybrook.  In order to shake things up there will be only one requisite...........find the edge, and go beyond it.  If this doesn't wet the creative appetite I don't know that anything will.  Please....show your support and enter this contest.  Tell your friends.  Tell your enemies.  Tell your in-laws.  There are way too many funny minds that have populated this site over the years to let apathy rule the day.

Ladies & Gentlemen, start your engines and stroke those keyboards.  May the best comic win.

Judging will occur in 2 weeks.   Dec. 14, 2012

11-29-12 10:37am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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A blonde joke. Just as the prophecy foretold. by mandingo
11-29-12
we're siamese blondes joined at the hair. for years we've tried to think of a way out of our harrowing ordeal, but nothing's ever come to us
holy shit, i've got it! HOW DID WE NEVER THINK OF THIS??
dear god what?!
TANDEM BICYCLE!!

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what if nigger meant kite

11-29-12 11:45am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Porkman & Finchy Are Pathetic Boundary Crossers by ZMannZilla
11-29-12
Holy Cursewords, Porkman! I've been gargling vulture puke!
Porkman is proud of the Finchy, but other matters trouble Porkman's pig-meaty braingoo.
Oh, a mystery! Will gargling body fluids help in any way?
Perhaps. Does the Finchy know what wine goes best with filet of panda wang?
RAGU4U DID 9/11!
EGAD WHAT AN UNREASONABLY SHITTY NON-SEQUITUR!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

11-29-12 1:18pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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Wow! Already, two entries and they're from a couple of the "big boys" too.  Plus I've been referenced in one....as if sucking up counts.....NOT!

11-29-12 2:00pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-29-12 6:32pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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ragu4u wrote:

 "...as the most recent winner of an almost entryless contest..."


Gee.  Thanks for rubbing it in, douche bag.

11-29-12 6:35pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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11-29-12 6:57pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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11-29-12 8:10pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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Now we're rollin!

11-30-12 9:20am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-30-12 7:34pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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B.O.A.T.S. - It's Mr. Noodle's Brother, The Dead Guy by ZMannZilla
3-21-12
So there I am, watching Sesame Street with my daughter, and Elmo's World comes on. They start doing the "Mr. Noodle" bit, and both my daughter and I start giggling.
I thought the guy looked familiar, so I look it up, and sure enough, "Mr. Noodle's Brother Mr. Noodle" is played by Emmy Award winning actor Michael Jeter.
I also learned that he passed away in 2003. Turns out he was HIV positive. This made me a little sad, because his talents contributed to The Green Mile and Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas.
However, as sad as this made me, and as serious as the subject matter is, I will not apologize for the image that flashed through my head when I first heard the cause of death:
THASS NOT HOW YOU WEAR A CONDOM MISTAH NOODLE!!!

B.O.A.T.S. - Don't Worry, She'll Never Hear The Jokes by ZMannZilla
10-07-11
Whoa, Zilla, did you know that Hellen Keller was one of the founding members of the ACLU?
Really? That explains the name.
So, Helen, what do you suppose we should call our ambitious new civil liberties organization?
A'clu! A'clu!

CC482: Today's Episode Is Brought To You By The Letter P by ZMannZilla
8-02-11
Why yes, Big Bird, I can keep a secret, why do you ask?

Yes, I Am Very Ashamed Of Myself For Writing This, Thank You by ZMannZilla
5-10-11
Oh, crap. The librarian.
Yes, indeed. "Where The Wild Things Are" was due four years ago. Now if you don't have the $3,000 for the fine, I have another way you can pay it...
♪~BOW CHICKA WOW WOWWW~♪
*glorp* *slurp*
Oh, yes, you delinquent little shit, that's the spot, oooh yeah...
"...his tongue, inexperienced but eager, explored every wrinkle of her ancient crotch, until..."
Wait, isn't our grandmom a librari- OH GOD YOU SICK FUCK.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

11-30-12 11:41pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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The Dislexic Barbarian Bunnyman! by brycekain
2-14-10
PILLAGE THE WOMEN! RAPE THE HORSES! AND RIDE OFF ON THE HOUSES!
I distinctly remember being funnier than this.
Try coming up with a joke that hasn't been beaten to death like a pregnant mule.
Like what? Dead fetus jokes?
Fuck you're useless. I gotta go knock up some soccer moms at a Starbucks.

CC445: And in Other News... by brycekain
2-15-10
OBAMA IS LIKE HITLER!!!!!
So Obama is a dictator who is going to commit mass genocide of an entire race of people?
He's going to slam the American people with nothing but DEATH PANELS!!!!!
So you're a whiney-assed racist Republican and you can't stand the fact that you lost to a well-spoken, highly intelligent black man?
DAVID DUKE & SARAH PALIN 2012!!!!!!!!!
I hope to Reagan you're right! This is Geraldo Rivera for Fox News. Back to you Hannity!

R.I.P, Dad (Revisited) by brycekain
2-17-10
Hey, Dad. It's been 6 years since you passed away.
We all miss you here. I hope everything is ok for you in the afterlife.
Me? I'm doing ok. I've been working as a manager at....
Dammit, would you shut the fuck up! I'm tryin' to bang Marilyn Monroe down here!

A Double Standard #1 by brycekain
2-21-10
YOU'RE my BABYSITTER??
Yeah, so what?
But you look so...
Listen, you little turd. I only swallow before Midnight, so get your ass upstairs.
I think I love you.
Yeah yeah. Satan works in mysterious ways. I'll go get the Kool Whip and the speculum.

A Double Standard #2 by brycekain
2-21-10
YOU'RE my BABYSITTER??
Yeah, so what?
But you look so...
Listen, you little turd. I only swallow before Midnight, so get your ass upstairs.
AHA! It is I, Chris Hansen!
Yeah yeah. Satan works in mysterious ways. I'll go get the Kool Whip and the speculum.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

12-01-12 8:25am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Fuck If I Know. by brycekain
2-22-10
Candygram from Ron Jeremy.
Too small!

HE Strikes Again! by brycekain
2-22-10
I can't believe I just did that.
It isn't a sin if we did it missionary.
But in the confessional booth??
uh...I was in the rectory...
Yes, you were, baby. And it felt so--
DAMN YOU, REVEREND BOINKY!!

Reverend Boinky Strikes Again! by brycekain
2-22-10
Confess your sins, my son.
*hic* Ok, like I was doin' this whore, right? *hic* and she went poopoo on my nasal cavity and *hic* and she got the family dog*hic* I found out it was my sister's grandmother and *hic*
...uh uh...
Are you there, Reverend?
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, PRAISE JESUS!!!

I'm Truly Going to Hell for This One... by brycekain
2-22-10
And in other news...A major earthquake struck southern Haiti on Tuesday. Several eyewitnesses reported heavy damage in the streets.
More than 200,000 bodies have been picked up in the streets... sources say that the death toll could tragically arrive at 300,000. We will continue to hope and pray for the families of the deceased.
*GASP!* I can't take much more of...
Who said you could stop, bitch? BACK UNDER THE TABLE!!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

12-01-12 8:33am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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More......give me MORE!  ("That's what she said.")

12-01-12 9:23am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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if you in-cyst......

JFK (in bed) by brycekain
3-01-10
Back and to the left...
Back and to the left...
Back ... and to the left...
Back ...... and to the left...
JUST HIT MY G-SPOT ALREADY, YOU CUNT!
...Back and to the left...

Sven the Haphazardly Gynecologist by brycekain
3-01-10
HAPPY BIRT-DAY!!!
Uh...thank you, what did I win?
FREE ABOR-CHUN!!
ABORTION?? But I can't --
An' dat, Mr. Lawyerman, iz ven I realize old lady iz really old man!
Who the fuck are you?

FTC#148 Double Your Pleasure! by brycekain
3-02-10
I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle...
WAIT SARAH DON'T!!!
What the?? You look just like me! Who are you?
I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important.
5 hours (and 1 dildo) later
I ... can't ... believe...
Today's lesson: never trust a stem-cell clone with a donkey punch fetish.

WW 75: NYPD BLECH!! by brycekain
3-07-10
Hey, baby! You lookin' for a date?
Am I ever? Hop on in!
aHA! Caught you, scum bag! You're lookin' at some HARD TIME for this one!
uh....can we maybe work something out, officer?
...and that's when he showed me how to massage the prostate with a tazer!!
*vomit*

Corey Haim: Former Living Star by brycekain
3-10-10
Actor Corey Haim dead at 38.
Oh my...
Haim, 38, was pronounced dead after 3 a.m. Details of his death were not immediately available. Haim was a teen star in the 1980s in such movies as "The Lost Boys" and "License to Drive."
May he rest in peace where ever he is...
Meanwhile in Hell...
Wait, wait! But I did so much to help bring happiness to millions of people!
Yeah, did you actually SEE License to Drive? You're lucky I don't have you sodomized by Long Dong Silver!

 

I just realized that i have a lot of innappropriate comics.

 

 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

12-01-12 12:09pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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That's All, Ho's! by brycekain
3-13-10
Congratulations, Mr. Pig! You have a litter of beautiful baby bunnies!
thuh thee thee thuh - THAT CHEATING WHORE!!
Well, it's too late for an abortion...
s ss suh ss suh suh - so what do I do?
Why not try Cambell's new Hossenfeffer Surprise!?
Can I get that with a side of cheating vagina bacon?

Type O Positive by brycekain
3-21-10
The vampire... moving ever so quietly... stalking his unsuspecting prey... leans in for the attack...nothing can stop him now...nothing...
Herpes.

Ass Men by brycekain
3-21-10
We Ax Men get up at the crack of dawn every mornin' and drag ourselves out even if it's below zero!
We put our lives on tha' line everyday!
It's miserable, it's back breaking, and we barely survive each job!
We can't even afford to pay our medical bills!
So what the hell is the upside?
After work we all go to town and fart on whores.

CC 449 by brycekain
4-13-10
See, doc? It smells like moldy twinkies. What should we do?
How about necrophilia?

CTC #1: Just Say....uh......... by brycekain
4-30-10
...so that's why we're out here protesting.
Really? I never knew that about hippies
Hippies????? We're Jews Uttering Spiffy Tran-Sexual And Yummy Necrophiliacal Orgasms!!
I just barfed and got a boner at the same time.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

12-01-12 12:42pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-01-12 12:42pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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There's more, but I don't want to flood this thing just yet (TOO LATE, BRYCE!)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

12-01-12 12:44pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-01-12 12:56pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-01-12 6:09pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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12-02-12 3:39pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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I love the participation, gang.  Keep it up!

(That's what she said.)

12-03-12 9:07am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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Door-to-door souls men by mandingo
12-03-12
oh christ, it's the Mormons!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
if we can see you running from god's word, don't you think beelzebub can?
STORM CELLAR!
sure is dark down here.
AGHHHHHHHHHH!!

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what if nigger meant kite

12-03-12 6:43pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Picture This by four_legged_tripod
12-04-12
What do you think about that picture of you?
It's nice.
Know what the difference between you and that picture of you is?
Nope.
It only took me one nail to hang the picture.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

12-04-12 11:51am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Shooting From the Hipster by four_legged_tripod
12-04-12
Well, looks like all the Christmas decorations are up.
Thanks for your help, Jesus-man.
I'll be back to help you decorate for Easter.
Don't bother man. Hipsters don't celebrate Easter.
Why not?
We preferred it when you were underground.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

12-04-12 12:05pm (new)
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