Sad? Lethargic? Incontinent? Ask your doctor about CC 524. Entering CC 524 will rejuvenate your happy cells and put the yay-ness back in your anus.
Side effects include...well, that's your job to figure out.
I love drug commercials that start out all happy, then rattle through a long list of horrific side effects. For this contest, I'd like to see some creative and humorous side effects. Your characters can be in any situation, so feel free to make the unusual or unintended consequences take place in the real world...or not...it's up to you.
So take your medicine and get stripping before the bloating and halitosis kicks in. Judging will be in a while.