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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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So I'm developing this project and have come to a point where the only way I can push it further is to come up with seed money.  The hitch is that I struggle asking people for money.  So I decided that I just need a good laugh about it to ease my discomfort.  Thus, the inspiration of this cc.

The rules are simple.  In your comic there must be at least one character that asks or begs for money.  I don't care why they are asking for money or who they're asking it from.  I just want you to bring the funny.

Again, I like when these things keep moving at a good pace so I'm giving it 1 week.  So start.  Please.  Pretty please.  With a cherry on top?  Fuck that!  Just make some comics you pricks! (see, I told you I wasn't that good with the asking part).

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

1-17-13 7:02am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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1-17-13 9:22am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc525 by mandingo
1-17-13
what's this you handed me? "Hi, I am a deaf, dumb, and mute fingerless-gloved retard. I need money to eat so I don't have to keep nibbling pieces off myself."
"My penis is down to a nub. A disgusting, fleshy, nub. My dad gave me the Aids. Does this tie make me look fat? I like boys."
let's see what you really said...

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what if nigger meant kite

1-17-13 9:30am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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1-17-13 11:15am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Three strips based on three actual times someone tried to beg me for money...

B.O.A.T.S. - Keep The Change! by ZMannZilla
8-25-10
Spare some change mister? Y'know, I never thought I'd be doing this, but God has ways of humbling us all.
...so you're claiming that The Almighty made you a homeless bum? How, pray tell, did The Good Lord do that?
God is teaching me a lesson about alcohol abuse, laziness and gambling by allowing me to be homeless.
So you think Jesus made you spend all your unemployment checks on liquor and casinos, because he doesn't want you gambling or drinking?
Hey, The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Well, I know better than to interfere with His divine plan for you, so I'll be keeping my change. Hallelujah!

B.O.A.T.S. - Change Is The Only Constant by ZMannZilla
8-25-10
Y'know, not all homeless people are drug addicts and deadbeats. You shouldn't assume I don't deserve your change just because I look like a dirty bum.
Too true. So tell me... what made you think I have change in the first place?
Well... um...
Go on.
...you're wearing a clean outfit.
It's what's inside that counts... and inside this clean outfit is NO FUCKING CHANGE!!!

B.O.A.T.S. - This Is Not One Of Those Miller Times by ZMannZilla
5-26-12
Hey man, wuzzup. Got any change, I'm tryin' to get a beer.
Seriously, you're begging people for beer money at 8AM on a Sunday?
Yeah, so? I want to drink and I don't have any money.
One, you can't buy beer this early on a Sunday, and two, you should be using your own income for beer.
I don't have income, man. I'm unemployed and homeless.
Yeah, well, for some reason I have a hard time believing the economy is responsible for that.

 

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

1-17-13 12:16pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Why I hate roommates by HCRoyall
3-30-07
Jeff, I need your and Chris's shares of the rent.
We're moving out the 1st.
And neither of you thought to maybe, oh, I don't know, let me know about this earlier?
I don't understand what you're getting at.

VH1's Behind the Theme Song: Soundwave by HCRoyall
7-17-07
After the show ended, Soundwave used his earnings to fund his career as a stand up comedian. Repeated failures, however, led him down a path of depression and severe substance abuse
How many Autobots does it take to reroute a power supply for an interstellar vehicle? 7!! Ah HA!
This eventually had him out on the street begging for scraps.His last hope was for a spot in the movie. But when he was replaced by a younger model with CD-R/MP3 compatibility, his hopes were gone.
WILL PLAY OLD AC/DC CASSETTES FOR ENERGON
Two days later he was found dead, having plugged himself into an outlet during a storm without a surge protector.

CC by HCRoyall
1-18-13
Gimme a dollar.
Gimme a dollar.
These bath salts are fucking amazing...
Cease your drug-induced stupor and give me a dollar, Earth-meat.

CC 525: A more realistic Christmas Carol by HCRoyall
1-18-13
Because of your miserly ways, Ebenezer Scrooge, you are condemned to a life as a ghost, chained to boxes of money for all eternity.
Wait! I want to change my ways! How can I redeem myself?!
A donation of no less than $10 to the corner charity will do for a start.
Do the chains come in different colors?

CC 525 by HCRoyall
1-18-13
Excuse me, sir. Might I ask a small donation from your generous person?
Will this money go towards drugs or alcohol?
It depends. If you are one of those types who wants to make sure they aren't fueling the habits of a self-destructive addict, then the answer is no.
However, if you secretly hope I AM an addict so you can feel morally and ethically superior to me, the answer is obviously yes.
And if you're crazy, then I'm really an alien dinosaur in disguise who's extorting you in exchange for delaying your inevitable murder.
Take my wallet!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

1-18-13 12:19pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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1-19-13 10:55am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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1-19-13 11:12am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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A couple more days until I put this baby to bed.  Obviously, it was a good idea to only go 1 week instead of two given the slow down in submissions although there are some good ones already submitted.  I'm asking for more.  Please.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

1-22-13 3:29pm (new)
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deathtoradio
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Spare some change? by deathtoradio
1-22-13
Sir, can you spare some change? A ninja killed my family---I need the money for kung fu lessons.
My family was also killed by a ninja! Twas not more than 2 hours ago. Quick, which way did he go?
Uh...
Look, you better tell me where the fuck that ninja went or so help me...
Whoa, whoa...I was just kidding about my family. I just wanted some change.
What kind of a sick fuck would kid around about his family getting murdered?

1-22-13 7:11pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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So it looks like the week is upon us.  Some good stuff entered by all but in the end I decided to imagine your comics begging for money.  And if they did, which one would I give a dollar to.  The answer my friends turned out to be:

RCL no. 3305 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-19-13
Sure, I can give you some spare change... Let me just reach down in my pants pockets and see what I have.
Oh, wait... These are the pants I cut the pockets out of so I can play with myself in public.
UUUUNNGH! UUUNNNNGGGH!!
Please, stop. I'm begging you. PLEASE, STOP!

Take it away RCLC and here's hoping you won't have to beg for entries in your next CC.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

1-24-13 6:23am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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Nice choice, Tripod!

1-24-13 8:35am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Oh,  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dammit.  Now, I have to come up with a CC that people will actually enter.  I'll do my best to have a good one up by this weekend.

Thanks for the nod, Tripod.  :)

1-24-13 6:25pm (new)
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