This one is all about douche bags!  Whether it's Justin Bieber or the Kartrashians, people in this country (USA) seem to worship douche bags!

So, make a comic about someone you consider to be a doosh.  He or she can be a celebrity, a political figure, a professional athlete, a neighbor, or even a fellow stripper (myself included).  Anybody.

Rules:

1) New comics only

2) No swearing or sexual references

3) MUST disregard Rule #2

4) Be Funny, or atleast, slightly amusing

Judging will occur when I feel it's time.

Good luck!

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 536: For It's One, Two, Three Strokes, You're Out!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was going to enter but kaufman exceeded anything I could possibly come up with for this contest...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall wrote:

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I was going to enter but kaufman exceeded anything I could possibly come up with for this contest...

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I was going to call the CC due to lack of interest, but like a real doosh, I'm going to let this go on for a while.

Since nobody seems to want to make comics about douches, I'll try one about an equally intimate accessory:

[Click to view comic: 'Double the Voltage, Double the Fun']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay!  Okay!  When we start doing butt-plug comics, it's time to call it! 

I want to thank all who participated, and everyone had funny entries.  However, this one goes to ragu4u because he tries harder.

Take it away, rags!

If ragu doesn't claim this win by Friday I'm stealing it under the rule of "I don't see your name on it".

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall wrote:

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If ragu doesn't claim this win by Friday I'm stealing it under the rule of "I don't see your name on it".

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Yikes!  I've actually won something?  What? Was I the only entry again?  Oh well, I've just gotten back from vacation so give me a little time to  sober u..... oops, rest up and I'll get a new contest going. 

[Click to view comic: 'fds']