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RandomComicLayoutGuy 
Obsessive Comic Disorder
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| Don't come in here, Maura... I'm taking a major dump! | |
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| That's a time machine, not a toilet, you idiot! | |
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| I know... I've been taking a shit in here for months now and transporting it to Nancy Pelosi's senatorial office to arrive on the same date two years from now. | |
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| Can you imagine the expression on her face when she walks in and there's floor-to-celing feces? Not that her expression be any different than any other time! | |
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| Hold on... I think I have a turd to add to your pile. *OOMPH* | |
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| "Back spasm"? "Ford Fairlane"? "WASP NESTS"?? | |
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| Nope. Nope. NOPE. Try again, dirt bag! | |
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| JUST STELL ME WHAT THE DAMN ENTRY PASS-WORD IS!! I NEED TO TAKE A MAJOR DUMP- *oomph* Never mind. | |
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| ...and then I thought to myself, "Who better to start a baby food factory than an actual baby?" So, I took out a small loan through the SBA and started this company six months ago. | |
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| I've already grown it to fifty employees, and we expect to clear $1 million in our first year alone. And, I- hold on. I need to take a dump. | |
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| *OOMPH* Wow, these shits are starting to come out really hard now! | |
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| Uh, oh... I forgot to wear my Depends. Oooh, I can feel shit sliding down the back of my legs, all the way to the ground... I hope no one notices! | |
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(Sanderson needs to replace the batteries in his hearing aids.)
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| Just stand here, act natural, and no one will notice... | |
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