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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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On a disturbingly regular basis, someone will write a book or do a study about the differences between men and women.

There have even been studies specifically geared towards realizing and proving that these differences really do exist.

I remember once hearing on the news about the U.S. government having just concluded some study (at some outrageous cost to taxpayers) which purported to prove that there really were differences between men and women.

Naturally I was shocked to hear that. I had never unscientifically realized that these differences did really exist. I had never had access to a lab where I could put men and women into petri dishes and observe them as they grew under scientific conditions without any of the arbitrary or random input unscientifically imposed by the unscientific reality of nature and it's whimsical ways. We all know that life itself can't be considered a scientific pursuit unless it takes place in a lab and is overseen by a man in a white coat.

sidenote: Women can wear white coats but can only be assistants to the man in a white coat.

So...

CC599 RULES & SCIENTIFIC METHODS:

1. Comics must contain someone (or something), telling or reading about something they've just realized is different between males and females.

2. The difference can be physical or psychological.

3. The difference can be discovered (or observed), by a child or adult, animal or insect, rock or plant, or any combo of available features on stripcreator.

That's it!

Judging will take place prior to or on the 10th day from now.

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bigworm

12-26-14 10:51am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC598: EXAMPLE COMIC by bigworm
12-26-14
The government has just concluded a study showing that men and women are inherently different unless they... one moment please...
...unless they cut their thingamabobs off.

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bigworm

12-26-14 11:03am (new)
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Pandeist
Junior Comic Technician

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(....if nobody else enters this contest.... I may win!!)

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Pregnant pause government theater by Pandeist
12-28-14
Sir, I am conducting a study for the US government. Please tell me, have you ever been pregnant?
Not insofar as I recall, sonny.
Have you ever known *any* men who've gotten pregnant? ....
  ?  
....
Nope. Now, I may be a ignorant farmer, but I never seen a pregnant bull or rooster either. So, is this how the gub'mint goes about learning biology?

12-28-14 4:10pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Planet WTF: The difference between a pig & Clay by brycekain
12-28-14
You know, I just realized the difference between you and me.
One of us is a disgusting pig with a crappy career telling stupid jokes in hopes of getting desperate laughs.
The other one is you. Sorry 'bout your *****, bro.
But I have a vagina!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.

12-28-14 4:29pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-29-14 8:32am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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12-29-14 10:37am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-29-14 11:14am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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12-29-14 1:32pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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CC by HCRoyall
12-29-14
Hmmm...
Honey, I need an idea for a comic contest. Differences between men and women.
How about the fact that you sit at the computer and pretend to do homework any time I need help cleaning?
"Women always complain about unimportant crap."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

12-29-14 2:02pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 599: Directile Dysfunction by kaufman
12-30-14
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the convention center?
Sure. Go down the road to your third right, then follow it around the big curve, taking an immediate left, go a quarter mile to another left, then just past the ...
** SYMPOSIUM ON THE DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN THE SEXES **
Hello, welcome to the conference.
I'm glad to be here, but where are all the men?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-30-14 11:01am (new)
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AccentuateNegative
Your Gay

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Double Blind by AccentuateNegative
12-30-14
The results in and now we have conclusive proof of why you are gay.
Are you sure?
We did hundreds and hundreds of scientific studies with strict controls.
So what's the reason?
Says here that men give better *******s.
No arguments here.

12-30-14 12:08pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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12-30-14 1:55pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-30-14 6:12pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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12-31-14 12:57pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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Okay, the winner is four_legged_tripod for his entry
'Snow Wonder Continued'.

The comic had a number of features that all went together just about perfectly.

The features were...

1) Clever use of the stripcreator artwork

2) Christmas related although not required or suggested

3) It had a word gag and a sight gag, which when combined completed the comic.

It reminded me a lot of one of ragu4u's comics where Santa Claus is telling Rudolph something like "That's what you get for trying to open presents early", and Rudolph is standing there with his back legs and ass cut off by getting caught in the door. They both had these similarities which I enjoyed quite a bit. My apologies to you ragu if my memory failed to remember your comic correctly.

I liked all the entries because there's something about other people interpreting one of your ideas.

I appreciate all of those entries without specifying in greater detail, but I do think it's important to remember that pandeist has promised to 'bugger' one of you from the last contest... to death. It'll be quite a chore, but I assume he's up to it!

So four_legged_tripod, off you go with CC600.

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bigworm

1-04-15 6:26am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Well thank you very much. I'll see what I can do with number 600...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

1-05-15 7:12am (new)
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