Well, it's 4/20 so I might as well get it over with... (and also judge this contest in the process.)
The Long Epic Lead Up With Possible Merit/Interest/Titties: First, I want to thank everyone for entering. I was shocked that I got so many entries this time around. Made me feel funny, ya know? Like Gym Class rope funny. Are you still reading this? Oh ok. Well, I liked a lot of the entries, so it was very difficult. First it was RCLG and eDoggyDog tied for the win, which was ironic. Then KvK came in with a zinger. Then HCRoyall cracked me up cause his characters reminded me of Red Meat. I mean, hell, I'd like to list all your names, especially some of you whom I haven't seen in a while, cause it's just awesome to see you guys. And... eh **** it, I'll stop pulling a Kevin Smith and just get to the point...
The Skinny: Kramer_vs_kramer wins cause I couldn't stop laughing at the Apple joke no matter how many times I went back to it. Take it away, KvK.
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.