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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Easter is coming and readers of my comics would expect nothing less than a blasphemous contest involving zombie Jesus and his fuck buddies.

Sorry to disappoint you. Sort of.

This contest we'll be about bringing back your dead. Give me your funniest, raunchiest, most fucked up OLD comics. They can be about any subject matter you want, but you can't do any new ones for this.

Got more than one? Multiple entries are accepted. Got one that's so horrible that you think someone will judge you? I want to see it. (and why are you worried about what strippers think of you anyway?)

Ok, so here's a quick rules round-up:

1. No new comics.
2. You can post more than one.
3. Only the most fucked up comics will win.
4. Keep it classy (optional)

Start digging.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

4-04-15 3:22pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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The first of many, I hope, Mr. Kain!

4-05-15 6:19am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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4-05-15 4:28pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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4-05-15 4:30pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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4-05-15 4:31pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-06-15 9:30am (new)
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Neo11
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Finding a New Man by Neo11
2-09-11
I need to find a new man tonight-my boyfriend's tongue just can't please my pussy well enough
If only there were someone out there who could really get the job done
Hi there-I think I may be able to fix this little problem of yours

4-06-15 6:23pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Fortunately I made a comic twelve years ago just in case of this very eventuality.

CC609 - We all have our whole lives ahead of us by kramer_vs_kramer
4-11-03
Mr Jesus, what will I be when I grow up?
Little girl, I can show you the future. You just need to gaze deep into my rectum and BEHOLD...
Blowjob for fifty bucks?
Sorry, I can't afford that. I'm saving for the £14,000 Apple Watch.
That hardly seems plausible.
I know! £14k for an Apple Watch? That is fucked up!

 

4-07-15 5:50am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-08-15 4:38pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Excellent....... I see two poor bastards who are neck-in-neck for the win. Keep that shit coming!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

4-08-15 10:59pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Clueless 2 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
So I'm waiting for the waitress to take my order when she hands me a slip of paper. "I haven't ordered anything," I said. "What's with the check?"
"It's not a bill," she says, "it's a subpoena for the sexual harassment charges I'm bringing up against you."
What a kidder. I left her an extra big tip and goosed her to show my appreciation for her dedication to service.

Clueless 3 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
That cute waitress cursed me out last night. Huge knockers or no, that was the last straw. So I had a few words with her manager.
She was fired on the spot. I felt pretty smug, but she she ran out of the restaraunt in tears I felt this awful pain deep down inside.
I figured it was just some indigestion, so I took some Pepto-Bismol.

Clueless 7 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
So things were getting really hot, right, and I pull her blouse off and undo her bra.
Her hands are all over me, and I jam a finger in her ass; she starts moaning like it's the best thing she's ever felt.
I'm all like "Awww yeah" and she gets down on her knees and starts to suck me off, but I have to donkey punch her a couple of times because she keeps using her teeth, right?
She tries to lead me to the bedroom but I tell her to lie on the floor and put her feet behind her ears and...
Don't give me that look. You know you want to try it.

Clueless 9 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
This one time I hooked up with a gorgeous woman.
I take her home and things start getting hot when I notice a bulge in her crotch. Turns out "she" was really a pre-op transexual.
I thought about throwing her out, but I'd already paid for the hour so I figured why the hell not?

Clueless 10 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
I like having a good sturdy lock on my bedroom door. It gives me a sense of security during sex.
This one woman I was living with thought it was a little extreme.
So I told her, "Mom! I don't want you walking in and scaring off my tail!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

4-09-15 1:26pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Clueless 11 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
Have you ever felt guilty about taking advantage of someone, sexually?
Not me.

Clueless 14 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
Somebody accused me of being a misogynist the other day. That is totally untrue.
I don't hate women...
I just don't believe they have feelings like us.

Clueless 15 by HCRoyall
10-06-05
So, Scruffy, how many female dogs have you bagged in your life?
Woof.
You lying sonuvabitch.

Clueless 24 by HCRoyall
10-08-05
Hubba hubba! Oh crap, the Man's back!
Scruffy, what were you doing at my computer... holy crap...
Scruffy, I don't know whether to applaud you for being able to look up bestiality porn on the computer or to scold you for actually paying for it.
Woof.

Clueless 28 by HCRoyall
10-12-05
This girl last night asked me for some foreplay.
What a pervert.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

4-09-15 1:29pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Clueless 29 by HCRoyall
10-12-05
So what have you brought me today, Scruffy?
Woof.
Looks a little underripe, but I'll just keep her in the basement until she matures.

Clueless: AIDS by HCRoyall
12-08-05
So I was about to score with this chick the other night, right?
And she's really pushing me to use a condom, says she has AIDS.
So I say, "What does safe sex have to do with kinky toys?"

 

I know I've got more somewhere.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

4-09-15 1:32pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Looks like HCRoyall is pulling out all the [butt] plugs for this CC!

4-09-15 2:48pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-09-15 2:50pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-09-15 3:38pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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CC570: This one didn't go over well with my friends by evil_d
11-29-12
So the latest news on that guy who shot up the Batman premiere is that he claims his therapist brainwashed him to do it.
Wait. Some guy opened fire in a Batman movie?
Yeah. In Colorado, back in July. Didn't you hear?
So... any kids lose both their parents?

That title is true, by the way.

I like my drinks like I like my women: offensively named by evil_d
9-29-14
Hey, barkeep. Give me an Irish Car Bomb.
Sorry, but this is the UK and that's really offensive. I can make you a "Twin Towers", though.
What's that?
I fill two tall shot glasses with liquor, then set them on fire and knock them over.
That's stupid. I wouldn't pay for that.
Well, you could always make Iraq pay for it.

Speaking as an American I am really not offended by whatever stupid thing anyone names a drink, but some people....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

4-10-15 7:51am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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FTC 32 : KOBOR Will Kornhole You Now , Beeeeeatch by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
4-24-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Aww shit, not again!
You going to jail Kobe Bryant.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

4-12-15 12:11pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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FTC 30 : Mount Olsenympus by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
4-09-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
No Zeus. Im not doing it. Paedophilia is not cool, even if it is the Olsen Twins.
Cmon, all the other gods are doing it

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

4-12-15 12:13pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Eugenics Man saves the day!!! by kramer_vs_kramer
4-22-08
Eugenics Man, thank God you're here! My wife is trapped in that burning building over there - you've got to save her!
Trapped, eh?
Yes! She can't get her wheelchair down the stairs!
Hold on - she's in a wheelchair?
That's right, she's paraplegic. So, are you going to save her?
No.

I wood die for you 2005 by kramer_vs_kramer
1-27-05
Well hello there. I see you're admiring my baby. You may have noticed he is sculpted out of wood.
Realistic, isn't he? I modelled him on my sadly deceased infant son.
Unfortunately, my wife was able to tell the difference straight away.

Flight into Terror! by kramer_vs_kramer
2-06-02
Help! The plane's about to crash! You must save us, Paralysis Man!
I can't! I'm totally paralysed, Green-tshirt-beard-stockbroker Man.
In that case- we're all going to die!
Actually, I'm quite looking forward to that.

4-12-15 3:15pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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I'm surprised it went on this long. You've made me proud, but there can be only one (and other such cliches.) Judging to begin in the next few days.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

4-15-15 10:55am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-15-15 3:56pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-16-15 12:01pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Well, it's 4/20 so I might as well get it over with... (and also judge this contest in the process.)

The Long Epic Lead Up With Possible Merit/Interest/Titties: First, I want to thank everyone for entering. I was shocked that I got so many entries this time around. Made me feel funny, ya know? Like Gym Class rope funny. Are you still reading this? Oh ok. Well, I liked a lot of the entries, so it was very difficult. First it was RCLG and eDoggyDog tied for the win, which was ironic. Then KvK came in with a zinger. Then HCRoyall cracked me up cause his characters reminded me of Red Meat. I mean, hell, I'd like to list all your names, especially some of you whom I haven't seen in a while, cause it's just awesome to see you guys. And... eh fuck it, I'll stop pulling a Kevin Smith and just get to the point...

The Skinny: Kramer_vs_kramer wins cause I couldn't stop laughing at the Apple joke no matter how many times I went back to it. Take it away, KvK.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

4-20-15 12:01pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Just a quick reminder for the host here , since I have "A WINNAR IS YUO" Private Message in my box.

 

So I won a Comic Contest ... or did I? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
4-21-15
I am Glaswegian. I have a 3 word Username.
But in true Samuel L Jackson style, I have something I need to tell you all.
I am not Kramer Versus Kramer.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

4-21-15 11:03am (new)
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