Easter is coming and readers of my comics would expect nothing less than a blasphemous contest involving zombie Jesus and his fuck buddies.

Sorry to disappoint you. Sort of.

This contest we'll be about bringing back your dead. Give me your funniest, raunchiest, most fucked up OLD comics. They can be about any subject matter you want, but you can't do any new ones for this.

Got more than one? Multiple entries are accepted. Got one that's so horrible that you think someone will judge you? I want to see it. (and why are you worried about what strippers think of you anyway?)

Ok, so here's a quick rules round-up:

1. No new comics.
2. You can post more than one.
3. Only the most fucked up comics will win.
4. Keep it classy (optional)

Start digging.

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The first of many, I hope, Mr. Kain!

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Fortunately I made a comic twelve years ago just in case of this very eventuality.

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Excellent....... I see two poor bastards who are neck-in-neck for the win. Keep that shit coming!

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I know I've got more somewhere.

Looks like HCRoyall is pulling out all the [butt] plugs for this CC!

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That title is true, by the way.

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Speaking as an American I am really not offended by whatever stupid thing anyone names a drink, but some people....

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I'm surprised it went on this long. You've made me proud, but there can be only one (and other such cliches.) Judging to begin in the next few days.

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Well, it's 4/20 so I might as well get it over with... (and also judge this contest in the process.)

The Long Epic Lead Up With Possible Merit/Interest/Titties: First, I want to thank everyone for entering. I was shocked that I got so many entries this time around. Made me feel funny, ya know? Like Gym Class rope funny. Are you still reading this? Oh ok. Well, I liked a lot of the entries, so it was very difficult. First it was RCLG and eDoggyDog tied for the win, which was ironic. Then KvK came in with a zinger. Then HCRoyall cracked me up cause his characters reminded me of Red Meat. I mean, hell, I'd like to list all your names, especially some of you whom I haven't seen in a while, cause it's just awesome to see you guys. And... eh fuck it, I'll stop pulling a Kevin Smith and just get to the point...

The Skinny: Kramer_vs_kramer wins cause I couldn't stop laughing at the Apple joke no matter how many times I went back to it. Take it away, KvK.

Just a quick reminder for the host here , since I have "A WINNAR IS YUO" Private Message in my box.

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Hurrah! I'll get the next contest up tomorrow.

Sorry about that KKP.

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