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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 1:43 AM

I'm not a puppy person. I haven't been a puppy person since as long as I can remember. The other day, I was thinking about how almost everybody that I currently know of likes puppies and that I don't. But then I caught myself remembering a place that I hadn't thought of in a while that didn't like puppies just as much as me or at least tried its hardest to be entirely ethical about the subject and be supportive of puppy genocide. A place of love, and peace, and tolerance; and no-limits, all-hands-on-deck, rough, tear-inducing... comic-making. Oooh... yisss... dat comiks m8. I remembered you guys and how much I loved spamming the site with mostly mediocre attempts at trying not to be something that stepped outside of the place with no name on 4chan or you know... for lack of an apt description... a hive of super cancer cells in a creature made of cancer cells... cancer.

So, I've decided that I might enjoy a bit of a ride again on the magic doombuggy of awesomeness that is the stripperzipper 5000, whatever that means.

I've been trying to get back into the groove of things over the past few days and I think I'm back to my mediocre self. I've decided to celebrate that fact by making a long-arse strip series about that guy who played a guy in that movie about a guy and won an award for being good at being the guy who played a guy in that movie about a guy and the untold story of how he came to be the guy who was good at winning awards for being good at being a guy who plays a guy in movies about a guy.

So, without further ado, I present to you the first five strips in the series about the guy... you know that guy that I was talking about? Yeah... that one. Here you go:

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Criticism is very much appreciated... especially insults. I love insults. When people call me a faggot I get all warm and tingly inside in a completely non-homosexual way.

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 4:53 AM

More apples. How do you like 'em?

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 6:08 AM

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 7:13 AM

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HCRoyall
July 31, 2015 7:20 AM

If I couldn't imagine Kevin Cosnter going through this, it wouldn't be as entertaining.

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 8:12 AM

I do so definitely concur with you, good sir. There really is nothing quite like seeing the final moments of the late great Ex-CIA hitman Kevin "The Ripper" Costner being played out in a series of comic strips with exact and precise accuracy. I couldn't imagine his actions in these final moments of his life any other way. It is good to know that I do him justice. R.I.P The Bodyguard (1992-2015).

Moar:

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 8:59 AM

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evil_d
July 31, 2015 10:03 AM

I rated it "fantasmical".

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 3:28 PM

I appreciate the effort you went to in convincing Brad to code that in so that you could. :D

They're starting to decline in quality in my opinion, but I have a pretty heavy investment in getting the plot out to at least as much as I've already planned which is a fair bit ahead of where I'm at, at the moment... so I'll keep going anyway. Heck, maybe the quality issue is just me:

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Beeko180
July 31, 2015 4:41 PM

I'm about 2/5 of the way through. 5 more:

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Beeko180
August 1, 2015 5:18 AM

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Beeko180
August 4, 2015 9:50 PM

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Beeko180
August 4, 2015 10:31 PM

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Beeko180
August 4, 2015 11:18 PM

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Beeko180
August 8, 2015 5:47 PM

Brace yourselves. It's coming... soon.

 

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Beeko180
August 8, 2015 7:06 PM

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Beeko180
August 8, 2015 9:04 PM

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Beeko180
August 8, 2015 11:05 PM

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Critique?

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evil_d
August 10, 2015 9:45 AM

I was going to ask what's wrong with you, but then I realized that I don't really need to know what's wrong with you, but I would feel better knowing that there's somebody who knows what's wrong with you.  So, are you, like, seeing a therapist, or anything?

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Beeko180
August 10, 2015 4:39 PM

quote:

evil_d wrote:

I was going to ask what's wrong with you, but then I realized that I don't really need to know what's wrong with you, but I would feel better knowing that there's somebody who knows what's wrong with you.  So, are you, like, seeing a therapist, or anything?


 

My therapist told me to tell you that I'm not seeing a therapist. Between you and me, though, I think she's trying to trick me.

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Beeko180
August 10, 2015 4:58 PM

More of Kevin Costner's super duper whacky adventure:

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Beeko180
August 13, 2015 1:53 AM

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Beeko180
August 13, 2015 8:49 AM

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Beeko180
August 14, 2015 10:31 PM

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Beeko180
August 18, 2015 11:06 PM

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Beeko180
August 20, 2015 6:53 PM

Something went trippy with that last post. I usually post five at a time because any more and it cuts off showing them. The rest come up as links. I do it for conveniance for anybody who happens to be reading. So, I'll double post #106 for that reason:

 

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Beeko180
August 23, 2015 9:34 PM

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Beeko180
August 24, 2015 6:37 PM

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Beeko180
August 26, 2015 10:45 PM

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Beeko180
September 2, 2015 4:14 PM

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That's all folks!

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evil_d
September 8, 2015 10:43 AM

I read it all, the whole meandering, incoherent, occasionally racist nine yards.  I can barely remember anything that happened, and if anyone asked me why I read it I'm not sure I would have a good answer.  But by god, I read it.

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Beeko180
September 8, 2015 1:02 PM

I can answer any questions that you may or may not have that may or may not have anything to do with the subject at hand. I must warn you, however, that the answers that you seek may not be the answers that you find for the answers that I give you may be answers to completely different questions that have gone unasked. Also I may or may not answer said questions at all. I may or may not just post pictures of Kevin Costner doing splendidly Kevin Costnery things.

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Beeko180
February 21, 2016 6:31 PM

http://www.g-tou.com/portraits/kevin_costner.jpg

"Hi, I'm Kevin Costner. Looking out on this beach... with my back faced to it... you may think that my peaceful situation couldn't get any more peaceful. I mean here I am with my plain white t-shirt, my sort-of-skinny skinny jeans and a black button-up, holding my glasses with a confidant glare on my, let's face it, AMAZING face- more amazing than Alec Baldwin's at least. Fucking Alec Baldwin... what a cunt. Anywho... You may think I've never had to endure hardship. I mean look at how peaceful my life seems to be right now. But don't forget. I made you bitch. I made all of you. I made you with my blood, my sweat, my tears... and then I fucking died for you. I died for all of you. How dare you not thank me. Yeah, I'm looking at you Alec Baldwin you cock-nosed shitblister. We had cake, Alec. The cake had candles. My cake... my candles. You could have had some but you refused to celebrate my birthday. Fuck you, Alec. FUCK YOU. Anywho, my point is that I, THE Motherfucking Kevin "Jesus H. 'The Bodyguard' Christ" Costner, saviour of all of you sons-o'-bitches am sitting on this rock ready to announce to you that I have descended to earth for a second time... again... This forum thread will hereby be used as my diary to journal my adventures in space and time. You can all read along... except for Alec Baldwin... he's a pussy who's afraid of lit candles."


Dear Diary...


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Beeko180
March 25, 2016 8:20 PM

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"Dear, motherfucking diary...

Hi, how are you doing, me? I'm good, other me... how about you? Oh you know me, me. I'm just... being me. Tell me about your day, me... Well, okay, if you insist, me... "


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Beeko180
May 26, 2016 4:43 PM

Hi Diary, today I learned that I am the single most monumentally impressive actor in the history of theater, film, and television.


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