I really, really, really like LOTR (The Lord of The Rings... to appeal to the ignorant, out there). Though I've never read the books because I can't fucking stand more than ten minutes of fiction at a time, I do enjoy scrolling through the wikis and reading up on the beautifully elaborate lore of Tolkien's magnificent masterpiece of a literary universe. The idea of Eru Iluvatar and how he shaped Arda into being... hell, how he shaped "Ea" into being... the story behind and the backstory to what was portrayed in the movies. The rise and fall of the first dark lord and the continuation of his work by his most trusted servant Sauron. The fear and dread of which Gandalf felt in facing Sauron. The response he was given when he told the Valar he served at the time (I think it was) of his fears... and how everything ties together into a neat little bow. It's an obsessive compulsive's fictional paradise.
So my task, I put it to you, is to MAKE ME A SERIES WORTHY OF MORDOR.
The rules are simple:
- It must be LOTR themed.
- It must be the funny, or more specifically what you believe would be the funny.
I hereby let this madness commence!
