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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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I'm kind of surprised this topic hasn't been used already, given the record-breaking unpopularity of America's political party front-runners.

Your mission, should you choose to take it, is to come up with the World's Worst Presidential Candidate That Might Actually Win!  To be fair to non-Americans (or "lucky people"), this will not be limited to the US Presidency.  Use of our current candidates is not prohibited, but you'll be hard-pressed to overcome the Unimaginative Hurdle.

Judging will take place WAY before election day, so get to it, and may the World's Worst Win!  ... this contest, not the Presidency - I hope.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

5-24-16 11:57pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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5-26-16 6:24am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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WW112: Chester Bunzaporkin For (World's Worst) President by ZMannZilla
5-27-16
Before we get started, I am required by law to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender, which is stupid because both of the Boy Scouts involved were consenting.
It's yet another blatant case of government overreach, just like the time they violated my rights by breaking my toilet cameras at the daycare. Unacceptable!
It's like I told my pal Adolf at that NAMBLA meeting, "If Uncle Sam minded its own damn business, Uncle Chester wouldn't need to make little boys eat so much NyQuil."
That's why, with the help of all you fine folks at this orgy, I'm running for president. Any questions?
Obama's done some good things for the economy, but the work is far from over. What are your plans for continuing that success?
The **** is an "economy"?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

5-27-16 11:26am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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WW 112: Muhammed Hussain Osama for (World's Worst) President by fpd
8-29-16
My name is Mohammed Hussain Osama, and I'm running for President of the Great Satan, er United Satans, I mean United States.
The people of London were enlightened enough to elect a Muslim mayor, and I'm sure the American people are even more enlightened.
When you vote for me, you're saying that you're not a gross, racist, islamophobic bigot.
And isn't tolerance what America is all about?
Show your tolerance by voting for somone who doesn't tolerate your infidel ways.
Show your open-mindedness by voting for a Sharia-loving candidate who wants to bring traditional values back to Satanica, er America.

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8-29-16 6:43pm (new)
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Makin_d_bacon
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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WW:651 by Makin_d_bacon
9-05-16
You sure this guy can beat Trump or Hillary? How would he do in a "Press Conference"?
He'd do great! Neither one of them can ad lib worth a darn. This country needs a leader who can wing it and fire back confidently!
Those pesky reporters can tear a Presidential Candidate to pieces, ya know!
Trust me! This guy is an expert at thinking on the fly! He's waiting in the next cubicle.
...hiding from the "SWAT" team.

 

Oops!  I meant WW:112

My BAD!

9-05-16 7:56am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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WW 112: Dude...... WAKE UP! by brycekain
9-23-16
So who would make a horrible President?
Namgubed.
Why's that?
Well, for starters, he hasn't judged this contest in four ****ing months!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.

9-23-16 5:30pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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W.W. President by four_legged_tripod
9-29-16
Why the **** does it always happen that the lights go out when I'm in the ****ter?
Now where's the toilet paper? There it is!
Uh, Mr. President? I think you just wiped your ass with the Constitution.
I did? I don't remember making another policy speech.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

9-29-16 7:04am (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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Ok, clearly someone fell asleep at the wheel. How do we call this? We all vote on the winner? Or we could have ZMannZilla just start the next one and call this one a dud or something.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.

10-19-16 3:01am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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brycekain wrote:

Ok, clearly someone fell asleep at the wheel. How do we call this? We all vote on the winner? Or we could have ZMannZilla just start the next one and call this one a dud or something.


Traditionally, we wait for as long as it takes. Realistically, I'd just like to see things move forward. It's been months since we've had Other Comic Competitions and I want to strip more, dangit.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

10-20-16 12:01pm (new)
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brycekain
AFallenMind.com

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I vote ZMannZilla winner. Hoorah! 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.

10-28-16 2:10pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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OK sorry, folks, that I took so long!!  Therefore, I will be brief.

 

The winner is:  zmannzilla!!

Honorable mention: four-legged-tripod!!

 

Thanks to all the participants, and let the games continue (finally) !

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

11-04-16 3:20pm (new)
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