It was only two contests ago that we had a theme about the world's worst presidential candidate.  But in the time since then, the US actually elected the world's worst presidential candidate, and Injokester nicely gave us some new artwork to represent him, so we need a contest to break it in.  So: in this contest, please show me someone proposing or implementing the world's worst government policy.  You don't have to use any particular artwork, of course.

Contests in this forum tend to proceed at a pace that would make even a Southerner yawn, so I'll judge this one whenever I feel like it.  At least two weeks from now, and after at least three people have entered.

The stripper whom I elect as the winner will be the president of WW115, whether they win the popular vote or not.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

My Entry: WW 114 by Makin_d_bacon 11-19-16

The "Donald" selecting his "Team".... We need to put some of Hillary's backers on my team! Yes, sir! Right you are, sir! I'm all over it, sir! So, where are we weak? Defense? Interior? Agriculture? Actually sir, I believe making a change in "Education" would be do-able! Great! I got just the guy. Get Will Quigg on the line, pronto, ok? Oh shit...they'll have a field day with THIS one!

WW 114: The Orange Awakens (bigly) by brycekain 11-19-16

I'm tellin' ya, Jimbo. This wall better be frickin' YUGE! What if they try to climb over the wall? We revamp the Star Wars program. Fry the little beaners where they stand. Uh, sir? About the Star Wars program... Call JJ Abrams. That matzah eater can polish any turd.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW 114: in a reach-around/round-about kind of way by brycekain 11-19-16

Honestly, Donald. I don't know why you insist on following me everywhere I go. Sugar bear, you know it's for your own good. But that's what we have the secret service for. Now, my little honey blossom, you know that Trump security is the best security in the world. If anyone's gunna shield you with their body, it'll be the Don! I'm trying to swallow some dick in here! Wait, I thought you just signed a bill making that illegal, Mike?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW 114: Government Sponsored Programming by brycekain 11-19-16

Try new Bigly Spearmint Gum. Or we deport your whole family. To the bodega!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW 114: the Fuhrer furor by themushroom 12-03-16

I'm going to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out! We deport the ones that are here! We have to get the Chinese out of our business! Though the wall has to have a gate since fruit needs to get picked, of course. And Chinese steel is okay since I need new towers built! I'm going to punish people who have abortions, who speak against me, who aren't hetro, flag burners, and of course Hillary Clinton for existing! Though my party stands for smaller government and my pet project is to stop bullying in our schools. I'm all about the First Amendment! So your platform is to ironically support the opposite of what you publicly reject. I don't know what you're talking about. I never contradict myself. Hey, Security, throw this bum out!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

My two conditions for ending this contest have been met, so let's call it.

Victory goes to brycekain for the phrase "Bigly Spearmint Gum".  I'm just mad that I didn't think of it first.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

By the way, ever since I read that, I've been trying to think of a "Big League Chew" joke.  Here's what I finally came up with:

Big League by evil_d 12-05-16

Mr. President, I got the Big League Chew you asked for. It's on your desk. What? I didn't ask you for a Big League Chew, I called you a big league Jew. By the way, you're fired. Everyone knows Jews are no good at politics. Sad! I can't believe I came in on the Sabbath for this.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

*clearing throat of semen*

This victory is 'uge. Not just for me, but especially for me. I tell ya, folks, there's no other guy to win bigly like the Kain. And I promise you, the Strip Creator people, that the next contest... this next contest will be bigger than any other contest out there. Believe me. You watch. I know the best people and they have assured me that the topic is going to be the biggest, most luxurious topic you've ever seen. Trust me on that.

New contest will be up as soon as I can pry my tiny cheeto fingers off Twitter's block button. So sad.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.