Well, folks, it's that time of quadrennial and everybody is sick of politics (except me, who for some reason is obsessed with it and it sucks ass, but fuck it, and other anal puns.) So what does everyone do when the world seems fucked? Binge on mindless bullshit! And what better way to do so than in the heart of soulless entertainment: Hollywood, aka: The Land of the Plastic People, aka: that place that's like one hour away from me and has really weird booze laws for strip clubs.

And since Hollyweird is constantly trying to recycle old crap with a new spin, for this contest I want you to show me the World's Worst movie or tv show reboot. Has this contest idea been done already? Well here's a twist: Bonus points if you do not ever mention M Night Shyamalan's name for the rest of your natural existance. 

Reboot old movies into new movies. Old tv shows into video games. Old songs into Furby porn gifs that only come on VHS. You get the idea. 

Judging will commense within about 14 to 28 days, give or take a new year. Make me proud.

Here ya go, Kain!  Hope it's not the only entry!

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This is only funny if you know what Cop Rock was. Wait, it's not even funny if you know that. Oh well...

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Sadly, as a kid my elementary school attended a Cop Rock show at an audatorium. What I got from it was "We don't care about your ear drums as long as you hear us say Don't Do Drugs before bleeding out your auditory canals."

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Going to give this a little more time and then, poof! I'll fart on someone.

I was hoping for more entries, but alas it shant be happening it seems. Well I did promise a fart and I shall deliver: umfumdisi cracked me up the most with the Cop Rock bit. So I butt queef to you the next contest. May the farts be with you.