Well, folks, it's that time of quadrennial and everybody is sick of politics (except me, who for some reason is obsessed with it and it sucks ass, but **** it, and other anal puns.) So what does everyone do when the world seems ****ed? Binge on mindless bull****! And what better way to do so than in the heart of soulless entertainment: Hollywood, aka: The Land of the Plastic People, aka: that place that's like one hour away from me and has really weird booze laws for strip clubs.
And since Hollyweird is constantly trying to recycle old crap with a new spin, for this contest I want you to show me the World's Worst movie or tv show reboot. Has this contest idea been done already? Well here's a twist: Bonus points if you do not ever mention M Night Shyamalan's name for the rest of your natural existance.
Reboot old movies into new movies. Old tv shows into video games. Old songs into Furby porn gifs that only come on VHS. You get the idea.
Judging will commense within about 14 to 28 days, give or take a new year. Make me proud.
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.