So in the states, we set our clocks ahead one hour every spring just to show the rest of the world that we have power over the space-time continuum.  Silly, but it gave me an idea for a contest.

Your comic can be about anything you want. The only rule is that each panel must take place an hour after the panel before it. Something like this, only funny:

Number Two to Go by four_legged_tripod 3-24-17

12pm You want me to get you one of these Atomic burritos? Well, I've never had anything from a food truck before. Why not? 1pm It's like lava coming out of my ass! 2pm Two more burritos, please.

It makes sense in my head but if you want more clarification, just ask.

I'll give this a week or two depending on responses.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 665 "The Menace" by Makin_d_bacon 3-25-17

3:50 pm... Ok my little pretty, you're gonna die in 2 hours! Oh please spare me, viscious chinaman! 4:50 pm.... One hour to go! Getting scared yet? I love the scent of fresh tinkle in the morning! Please free me you oriental ogre, or I'll be forced to take steps. 5:50 pm... Hey...it's not like I didn't warn ya! This is SO embarrassing!

CC 665: "The Creative Process" (I'm gonna pay for this one) by atomiclunch 3-25-17

4 p.m. Maura, got any comic ideas? I'm fresh out. Let me think, RCLG, come back in a couple of hours. 5 p.m. *OOMPH!* 6 p.m. Brilliant! Run it!

RCL no. 5701 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-17

11:00pm... Damn... She's has some big titties! 12:00am... What I would do with those babies! Titty-sucking... ...titty-fucking... ...titty-slapping... ...titty-squeezing... 1:00am... He's been staring at my tits for the last two hours... I wonder if he's thinking about making a move. ...titty-groping... ...titty-roping... ...titty-hanging... ...titty-titty-bang-banging...titty-flapping...titty-fapping...titty-bouncing...titty-trouncing...titty-suffocating... titty-

RCL no. 5702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-17

2:00am... DAMN. SHE HAS SOME BIG, FLESHY TITTIES. 3:00am... WHAT I WOULD DO TO THOSE BABIES. TITTY-SALAD. TITTY-APPETIZER. TITTY-SOUP. TITTY-BARBEQUE. TITTY-PASTA. 4:00am... I wonder it this guy is ever going to hit on me, or just stare at my tits for two hours like that doosh at the bar! BOILED TITTY. BROILED TITTY. BAKED-TITTY. SAUTEED TITTY. TITTY-FLAMBE. TITTY-FONDUE. TITTY-STROGANOFF.

RCL no. 5704 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-17

9:00am... Damn... The new intern has some titties to DIE for! 10:00am... What I wouldn't do to those babies! Titty-embalming... Titty- embalming... Titty-embalming... 11:00am... I think I have a better chance of getting laid by one of these stiffs! Titty-embalming... Damn. I can't think of anything else!

RCL no. 5706 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-17

1:00pm... Damn... That new executive assistant has got some nice titties! 2:00pm... DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME OR NOT???? Whoa, sister! I don't automatically jump in the sack with someone I've just met... I like to take time to get to know her first. 3:00pm... Times up... Let's FUUUUUUUCK!!!

RCL no. 5707 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-17

8:00pm... Yes? No? Maybe? Yes! 9:00pm... Well..? YES! 10:00pm... You know... Ever since you joined that monastery and took a vow of silence, I can never tell if you want to fuck me! YES!!!!!!!!!!

Groovy! - Frankenstein's Sister by edoggydog 3-25-17

9:46pm... *oomph* 10:46pm... *OOMPH* 11:46pm... What are you doing? Trying to pull this twenty-three foot black dildo out of Kim Kardashian's asshole!

RCL no. 5708 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-17

2:30pm... Oh, God... Here it comes! 3:30pm... It's coming! It's coming! 4:30pm... Dammit... It won't come! I told you eating all that poi last night would make you constipated.

CC665: This is stupid by evil_d 3-29-17

1:00 2:00 3:00

I'll try to come back later with something less stupid; no promises though.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RE: This is Stupid by four_legged_tripod 3-29-17

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RE: RE: This is Stupid

Behold, the polished turd!

Only Time Will Tell by Namgubed 3-29-17

4:53 PM The Asia Rock Reunion concert is tonight! I wanna leave by 5:30 to get good seats! OK, I'll be ready. almost ready, hon! Come ON! I've wanted to see these guys for YEARS!! 6:53 PM ♪ It was the heeeeeeaaat of the moment ♫ .... ♫ ... terring me what you halt ferrt ... ♫

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

That raises a good question, which is: does a bunch of English guys naming their band "Asia" count as cultural appropriation?

Here's a comic that's less stupid.  Maybe.

CC665: Every home improvement project... by evil_d 3-29-17

7 am I need seventy 2x4s and some wood screws. I'm building a deck! 8 am Okay, turns out I need a bunch more stuff. Some landscape stakes, wood glue, primer, sealer, a saw, and a lot more lumber in different sizes. 9 am What do you need now? The phone number of a good contractor.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yes, it technically satisfies the rules, no matter how weird it looks!

CC 665: Mach-ing Bird by kaufman 3-29-17

2:00 PM: Takeoff ifrom Kathmandu 1:45 PM: Flying over Afghanistan 1:15 PM: Ready to land in Baghdad Don't you love these Concordes? Yeah, but not half as much as I dig weird time zones.

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CC665 - I'm working here! by Porternotes 3-30-17

10:00-11:00AM Aren't you supposed to be working? I am. I'm just taking a break to have some coffee. 12:00-1:00PM What are you doing now? Lunchtime. 2:00PM Can you toss in a load of laundry? Geez! If I was at an office, you'd have to do the laundry yourself.

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RCL no. 5712 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-31-17

3:33pm: ...and that's when the grenade went off in my now-mangled hand! 4:33pm: 5:33pm: Is there more to the story?

I love the responses. I'll give this one or two more days and then judge.

Real Life: Why LOTR Felt Like a 6 Hour Movie by four_legged_tripod 4-03-17

8pm Wait. Why are they doing that? I don't know. I'm watching the movie for the first time like you are. 9pm What did he mean by that? Again, I don't know. I'm assuming they'll explain it if we just continue to watch the movie. 10pm Now why would that happen? Does it look like I wrote the fucking script?!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 5720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-05-17

9:00am There goes 6,313 people... 10am And, another 6,312 people... 11am 6,313 more... Jeez, at this pace, I'm going to need an assistant!

The hour is upon us and it is judgement time.  First, I am a sucker for use of backgrounds in clever ways so there was an edge for

Only Time Will Tell by Namgubed 3-29-17

4:53 PM The Asia Rock Reunion concert is tonight! I wanna leave by 5:30 to get good seats! OK, I'll be ready. almost ready, hon! Come ON! I've wanted to see these guys for YEARS!! 6:53 PM ♪ It was the heeeeeeaaat of the moment ♫ .... ♫ ... terring me what you halt ferrt ... ♫

for use of the clock to tell what time it was in the 2nd panel

Groovy! - Frankenstein's Sister by edoggydog 3-25-17

9:46pm... *oomph* 10:46pm... *OOMPH* 11:46pm... What are you doing? Trying to pull this twenty-three foot black dildo out of Kim Kardashian's asshole!

For the charcater interacting with the black bar in the background as if it were a dildo and

CC665: This is stupid by evil_d 3-29-17

1:00 2:00 3:00

just becuase I have a stupid sense of humor.

I'm also a sucker for "funny cuz it's true" humor so the finalists are evil_d for

CC665: Every home improvement project... by evil_d 3-29-17

7 am I need seventy 2x4s and some wood screws. I'm building a deck! 8 am Okay, turns out I need a bunch more stuff. Some landscape stakes, wood glue, primer, sealer, a saw, and a lot more lumber in different sizes. 9 am What do you need now? The phone number of a good contractor.

and Porternotes for

CC665 - I'm working here! by Porternotes 3-30-17

10:00-11:00AM Aren't you supposed to be working? I am. I'm just taking a break to have some coffee. 12:00-1:00PM What are you doing now? Lunchtime. 2:00PM Can you toss in a load of laundry? Geez! If I was at an office, you'd have to do the laundry yourself.

I went back and forth on this but in the end I'm giving it Porternotes.  It's all yours!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Whoa!

Totally unexpected.  I thought I had the worst submission, for sure.

I'll get on the new one as soon as I'm done working.

Thanks!

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