KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)
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| I'm sorry boys, but this year, what with the high demand of kids wanting an X-box, Microsoft have bought us over! | |
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| but they can't buy over Santa, your the spirit of Christmas, surely no amount of money can take the joy away from you! | |
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| hey man, you think I LIKE riding around all night on a sledge? I'm basically a magic postman, think of all the other jobs I could've had, Angel of Death, Easter Bunny! | |
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| you think it's EASY to bulk up 300lbs every year? My sex life has been ruined, I used to be a fucking stud you know, Venus, Aphrodite, they were all MY bitches! | |
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| oh fuck, Santa's gone insane | |
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| well, Mr Gates says that when he bought the Grotto he expected the delivery service aswell, he says we'd better just figure it out ourselves! | |
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| but we need Santa to guid us, we cant just go randomly galloping around, only he knows who's been naughty and nice! | |
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| I know, but remember a while back, Santa trained some replacement, we could use one of them. | |
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| don't say another word, you know there's only one of them still alive and there is no way, NO WAY in hell he's getting hold of my reigns! | |
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| look Rudolph, I don't see how we have much choice in the matter, I'll go ring him just now! | |
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| ...yes, I know, but you have to understand, we can't promise you anything right now, we need to save Christmas, we'll talk deal later! | |
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| hmm, that sound like an idea actually, you know, I think even Rudolph would agree to that, ok, your on, just be here early Christmas Eve, I'll try to find Santa's good children list! | |
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| 3, I think, I don't know, I think sitting in the warm water loosened it a bit though! | |
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| that fucker Gates, I'm not even employed by Santa, and he's got me clearing his driveway by rolling around on the ground, fucking tosser! | |
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...just to build character!
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| WHAT DID YOU SAY INSOLENT SNOWMAN!? | |
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oh, he's a horrible man isn't he?
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| no, I stole this one from the Lesbian Baby Emporium, I'm gonna make it wrestle! | |
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| hey Spankling, not often we see you in this part of the world, could you not wait for your sonic ass ring? | |
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| well, I'm actually saving the world from destruction, I just thought I'd pop over and see Santa! | |
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| actually, Santa's gone, Bill Gates bought us over and Santa retired, no-one's seen him since! | |
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| Bill Gates? That slimey bastard, he's hated in both Heaven and Hell, Satan would pay a pretty penny to see him in chains! | |
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| a-ha, if it isn't Mr Bluescreen himself! | |
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| ah, Mr Spankling, I've been expecting you! | |
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--- Dad was flammable
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