Right now, there's a confirmation hearing going on D.C. for someone who wants to be a Supreme Court justice. In light of this, this CC is about judging. That simple.
Harold Jefferson, you died of a heart attack at 3:07 this morning. It is time for your soul to be weighed.
You don't look like God.
You've never seen God; only pictures drawn by humans. Now, it says here that you merged in front of another driver and then slowed down a grand total of 1,683 times?
I'd like you to balance that against the fact that I always tipped the Girl Scouts a dollar extra when I bought cookies.
It doesn't count if you try to stuff it in their bras. C'mon, lava pools are this way.
--- The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!
I want to thank eveyone who participated (all three of you). Each entry was funny in its own way, but the one that made me laugh the hardest was four_leggers "Score Board".
I think this took so long to judge becuase of the allegations that were brought up against RCLG. Regardless, I accept the nomination and will create another CC soon.
--- "Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
I think this took so long to judge becuase of the allegations that were brought up against RCLG. Regardless, I accept the nomination and will create another CC soon.
Hey! All those allegations were proven TRUE! (Especially, the one about my 15" cock)