The story about me judging this contest over the weekend was a hoax. But now I'm going to judge it for real.
The runner-up is Makin_d_bacon for taking some pokes at making hoax jokes.
But the winner is Neo11 for this:
[Click to view comic: 'Tonight on Love Connection']
I really like the premise of "which hoax would I be" as a question on a dating show. Congratulations!
I promise not to come back tomorrow and say that declaring Neo11 the winner was a hoax. This is genuine. Scout's honor. You can start the next contest.
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!