Oh, these modern times of ours that we all live in. by ArtemisStrong 1-10-22

BitCo. Customer Support, how may we help you today? I accidentally tokenized my penis, and I need access to it again like right now. I would love to, but only the owner of the associated blockchain key can access your penis currently. Well, can you at least tell me who has it? Yes, just one moment and let me see... Ah, here: "EvangeLionsManePussy". They currently have it up on the marketplace going for... 2 grand. Welp, I HAVE to jagoff... Wonder if I could trade them my taint and/or anus?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.