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fpd
December 7, 2001 4:05 PM

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Like the demon and Satan say, this contest is about parodying Jack Chick. There are already some really great parodies of Jack Chick online, and I would like to see more. If you post more than one strip, it should continue the same storyline. Generally, it will be hard to write a good parody without using multiple strips, since Chick tracts are longer than one strip in length. So plan to write lots of connected strips.

For examples of other Chick parodies, check out weirdcrap.com, and for the actual Chick tracts, check out chick.com. If you parody a particular tract, please mention which one. Since Chick occasionally changes the URLs to his tracts, be sure to mention it by name. And if you don't parody a particular tract, that's okay too.

If you agree with the theology in Chick tracts, you have probably already run away from stripcreator.com in horror, but just in case there are Chickites here anyway, another option is to just write your own tract. I think Jack Chick is funny, and maybe I won't know the difference from a real parody.

Although I used Satan and a demon in the cartoon, it was just for show. Unlike the fictional characters who introduced this contest, I'm not concerned with preserving Hell's good name. All I care about is that you somehow satirize, lampoon, or parody Jack Chick.

Since this contest may take a bit more work than usual, I'll let it run until Thursday evening.

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lara7
December 7, 2001 5:12 PM

maybe not exactly following the rules, but...

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BigEvilDan
December 7, 2001 5:20 PM

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BigEvilDan
December 7, 2001 5:30 PM

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fuzzyman
December 7, 2001 6:01 PM

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wirthling
December 7, 2001 6:37 PM

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wirthling
December 7, 2001 7:13 PM

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Kitty_Kat
December 7, 2001 7:26 PM

This is more of an anti-chick comic. Well, it works. I also want to say that if Spankling gives a damn, this is just supposed to be a gay guy (no offense intended)
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andydougan
December 7, 2001 8:01 PM

Here's some gratuitous nonsense.

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andydougan
December 7, 2001 8:16 PM

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Bogart
December 7, 2001 10:15 PM

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TheElPaso
December 8, 2001 7:57 AM

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BigEvilDan
December 8, 2001 8:01 PM

And now one that isn't compressed to single comic size.

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kaufman
December 8, 2001 9:03 PM

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fuzzyman
December 8, 2001 9:37 PM

You magnificent bastard.

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Spankling
December 8, 2001 10:15 PM

The rules don't say we can't...

Sorry about the file size.

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KajunFirefly
December 9, 2001 8:41 AM

clever, very clever.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
December 9, 2001 9:00 AM

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clever, very clever.

Far too much of a "Comic Book Villain" line there Kajun.

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DexX
December 9, 2001 10:05 AM

My little series...

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fuzzyman
December 9, 2001 10:12 AM

Love that last strip in the series, DexX.

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fpd
December 9, 2001 7:46 PM

quote:
The rules don't say we can't...

Sorry about the file size.

Your pictures are not showing up.

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fpd
December 9, 2001 8:27 PM

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This one is based on a true experience of mine. I wish I could remember the Christian girl's stupid rant word for word, because it would probably be even funnier. All I can remember is the gist of what she said.

I know there was no mention of Chick in this strip, and for that, whatever clod is running this contest will probably not declare it the winner. But it is something I remembered because of this contest.

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Spankling
December 9, 2001 8:38 PM

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Your pictures are not showing up.
Freedom2Surf.net has sucked them into a black hole. I can see the files using FTP, but I can't see them any other way. I saw them for a few hours after I first posted them, but not any more.

So much for that.

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KajunFirefly
December 9, 2001 10:39 PM

Trust me, they were great, award Spankling the winner for originality, it'd be a crime not to!

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DexX
December 10, 2001 9:58 AM

I saw them and cached them, so I still see them now.

*chuckle*

Damn, that's good. You guys are really missing out! I think I'll go read it again! *laugh uproariously*

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Spankling
December 10, 2001 10:04 AM

Must be some kind of peek-a-boo feature for that ISP.

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Spankling
December 10, 2001 10:26 AM

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Fucking hell... obvious being an uptight wanker is not a sin...
Pure god, DexX!

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fpd
December 10, 2001 3:41 PM

quote:
quote:
Your pictures are not showing up.
Freedom2Surf.net has sucked them into a black hole. I can see the files using FTP, but I can't see them any other way. I saw them for a few hours after I first posted them, but not any more.

So much for that.



Okay, I saw them. It's a tract I've read before, including other parodies of. Although I didn't say anything in the rules about not using Chick's own artwork, it is illegal to use his artwork, and I don't want to encourage illegal activity with this contest. As a matter of record, Chick gets really pissed when people use his artwork, and he takes legal action when people use it on their own sites. So as not to embroil this site in any legal problems with Chick, I will not accept any entries that use Chick's artwork. But in all fairness, I will say that it was funny.

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Kitty_Kat
December 10, 2001 5:14 PM

Did you read those letters in that site you posted. Those people at chick don't give a damn. They may send a threatening letter, but they won't do squat about it.

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BigEvilDan
December 10, 2001 5:39 PM

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Kitty_Kat
December 10, 2001 6:21 PM

Dan has made a good point

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Spankling
December 10, 2001 6:38 PM

quote:
...As a matter of record, Chick gets really pissed when people use his artwork, and he takes legal action when people use it on their own sites. So as not to embroil this site in any legal problems with Chick, I will not accept any entries that use Chick's artwork.
I'll take them down.

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Kitty_Kat
December 10, 2001 6:39 PM

Go get um, Spank.

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fuzzyman
December 10, 2001 6:48 PM

Kitty_Kat, you are starting to exceed Nate and joshw's reputation for making insipid posts.

This is not a good thing.

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BigEvilDan
December 10, 2001 6:49 PM

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Dan has made a good point

Not really. There's more than one kind of love, and Jesus has the "non-sinful", love-you-like-a-brother kind.

That doesn't mean I can't play some word games for the purpose of humour, though. ;)

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Kitty_Kat
December 10, 2001 6:57 PM

shut your hole fuzzy.

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evil_d
December 11, 2001 2:17 PM

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The source material is Dark Dungeons, currently located here.

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NeoVid
December 11, 2001 2:52 PM

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The source material is Dark Dungeons, currently located here.



That is some funny stuff, man.

I was talking about Dark Dungeons, not the comic, which was OK.

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DexX
December 12, 2001 10:03 AM

Yeah, Dark Dungeons is my favourite, too.

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BigEvilDan
December 12, 2001 8:57 PM

Doesn't really have anything to do with Chick, but inspiration struck.

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boorite
December 13, 2001 10:22 AM

With thanks to Spankling for the scannage.

OK, so it's not a real SC comic.

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fpd
December 13, 2001 2:23 PM

Many funny strips were entered in this contest, and I shall mention a few runner-ups before getting to the winner. I mention them in chronological order.

I liked how, in "One of the Bible's Lesser-Known Lessons," wirthling made use of a Bible verse to support burglary. I looked it up in the Bible, confirming that he didn't make it up. This made his strip all the more impressive. I also like where Jesus says "Word," at the end, because it plays on both street slang and what Jesus is called in the Gospel of John.

I liked how, in "Dougan Tracts make witnessing easy," andydougan parodied a common theme in Chick tracts, that a morally bankrupt person can go to heaven merely by accepting the gospel.

I liked how, in "Love the Jewish People," Bogart parodies Chick's overenthusiastic, Old Testament-based, allegiance to Israel. Chick takes the Bible literally and firmly believes that palestine belongs to the Jews because God gave it to them in the Bible.

I liked how kaufman made tracts for various religions in "Chicklets."

"Get down and boogie with Chick" by DexX was amusing.

I was very impressed with Spankling's attempt to use Chick's own artwork. It was one of the funnier ones, though not quite the funniest. So my disqualification of it didn't affect its chances of winning.

The last strip, "When School's out ... for Jesus!" by Rev. Jim Bob Spittle, was also very amusing, especially since I am a humanist, and I like seeing Chick-style jabs at humanists.

Although there were many funny entries, the winning entry stood above the rest. "A Simple Strip Site" by Big Evil Dan was an excellent parody of a Chick tract.

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So the next contest is Big Evil Dan's to run. Since it would be much harder to pick a second-place winner, I'll pick one only if Big Evil Dan hasn't started a new contest by Saturday.

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