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To explain the rules of this contest, here's your hosts: Fuk and Suk, the Sick-Ass Bunnies!
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... okay, that didn't work... CUT!
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| It's time for... um... sodomy? | |
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| Why is it always sodomy with you?! Can't we just cuddle sometimes?! Huh?! HUH?! | |
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Alright, guys, one more shot. Places.... ACTION!
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| Alright, I'll just have to do this myself, with the aid of my lovely assistant, NeoVid. | |
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| Well, the rules be simple, yo. You get to make a strip with a Burma Shave-like style to it... a jingle comic, if you will. | |
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| DH, this idea is totally fucked, and you know it. | |
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| Vidders, do I have to show you my cockring again? | |
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Welcome to THUNDERDOME!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create something funny using the infamous Burma Shave-style rhyming thingie. The following is a perfect example of what I'm lookin' for, but it's not an unbending rule...
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| I do not wish to sound too crass... | |
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| But I would like my shaft to pass... | |
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| Your puckered manring (please, no gas)... | |
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| Then thump into your hairy ass. | |
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Here are the actual honest-to-Tobor rules.
1) Minimum length for the jingle HAS to be two panels, but there's no max length. If you wanna make a 20-strip epic, go wild.
2) The damn thing has to rhyme to some extent, not neccesarilly a full-strip rhyme (y'know, pass/gas/ass/crass, as shown above). If fuck can rhyme, so can you.
3) I either will or will not give extra consideration to any entries making light of sodomy. I haven't decided yet. ^_^
4) The comc does NOT have to end with the Generic Moh Omlo ending. That's up to you... BUT, there does have to be 'Burma Shave' there.
5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my cockring.
6) Finally, all sales are final.
7) FINALLY finally... I'm actually gonna judge on general humor, not just the Stripcreator Standard. So it's time to stop relying on telescoping robot phalli and rely on your /\/\@|) $|<177z!!! (although, if clever enough, things telescoping penii-related may catch my eye...)
I'm givin' y'all until Midnight EST Wednesday. One week.
Good luck, and good comicking!
-DH1
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Needs more sodomy.