Whoa. I wasn't expecting to win that, and I was running a CC pretty recently, so I'll just call a sprint, and tomorrow someone else will be in charge. This contest lasts only 24 hours from the time this post goes up.
As for rules:
Lately, I was thinking about the various characters, and how much more interesting and fun to use some are than others. Or maybe, we just haven't found good uses for those others yet.
Below are listed what I think right now are my least favorite characters from each of the categories. Use those, and only those. No other characters or props are permitted, save for the height props. You'll notice that I've omitted forumusers -- I wouldn't want someone to take it the wrong way and think it was personal, when it would only indicate a lack of inspiration regarding their stripcreator lookalike.
Other than that, you're on your own. Make me laugh. You may use:
lifeinhell: bongo (of course)