There is this guy who makes fake corpses for fun and profit at Distefano.com. He let me use pictures of his work in a parody I did a few years ago about diet plans.

Anyway, he has some great pics of his fake corpses on this page. Here is an example:

Use any of the pics on the Distefano site to create... something. Something funny. You know the drill. You're free to add these characters to other pictures or add something to these pics; whatever strikes your fancy.

I'm hoping someone is sick enough to combine these with a RealDoll. But don't let that stop you from doing something funnier (or sicker).

Judging to take place sometime on Friday night, or possibly Saturday morning, depending on how lazy I am.

Oh, and just to get the obvious one out of the way...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh, I forgot to mention... Lots more pics linked from the Distefano order page.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Give that man a medal, he captured the moment superbly!

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Dad was flammable

She doesn't look a day over 115.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Well, it looks like this contest was dead on arrival.

In terms of skills, it's a tossup between DexX and kramer_vs_kramer. In the end, though, the winner is the one that made me laugh the most:

It's all yours, kvk. Now think up a better contest than I did, dammit!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I wanted to participate, but I've been a bit busy this week. I also had trouble thinking up anything that wouldn't be too obvious, like blending in corpses with Callista Flockhart or Strom Thurmond.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I think it was a good idea but kvk probably scared them all off, it was a great entry.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Wow! I won something. Ta muchly, Fuzzy. I shall kickstart the next contest shortly.