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Drexle
March 13, 2002 4:40 PM

As none of you may remember, Drexle and lara7 stealthily stole the Tag Team Comic Cup away from the competition during the December Holidays. They have earned the right, nay, the duty, to run the next Tag Team Cup, but it will not be kind and benevolent, it will be the EVIL Tag Team Cup. Here's how it goes:
1) The first 16 people to sign up are in. #17 won't participate, but will be the tie breaker judge (if needed).

2) If you're in the Cup but aren't competing in the current round, you vote. this means 12 votes per round.

3) You still get to vote after you've lost your round.

4) lara7 and Drexle will settle any rule questions, clarifications, etc. but will not judge the competition. We will administer the rules and the order of competition.

5) To make this especially EVIL, lara7 and drexle will assign your tagteam partner from among the remaining 15. WIll it be random, or based on our capacity for EVIL? Ha ha- wouldn't you like to know? You and your partner may do your tag team strips in any order you wish, however.

6) The rules will come from anyone NOT participating in the Cup. Drexle and lara7 reserve the right to throw out your rule if it's not sufficiently EVIL, or is stupid. If you aren't quick enough to sign up, why not get your EVIL revenge by making a rule instead? If we don't get suitably EVIL rules from non- participants, we are more than happy to make up EVIL rules on our own. Mwahahaha. When submitting a rule, be sure to send it to *both* of us, just to cut down on the ammount of mailing everyone has to do. one of us will post our preferred e-mail addresses once the time comes.

Just sign up:
---> Here

Post #46167link

fuck
March 13, 2002 5:14 PM

im first?? horray!! sing me up!!

Post #46173link

fuzzyman
March 13, 2002 5:25 PM

Otay panky, count me in.

Post #46176link

KajunFirefly
March 13, 2002 5:30 PM

Even though I can already see Bazilla drawing a "Kajun Firefly" ticket out of a big, stupid hat and Drexle and everyone else just rolling around on the floor laughing and pointing at me as I slouch into the corner and cry into a pint of beer....

I'm in.

Post #46177link

dcomposed
March 13, 2002 5:37 PM

i will lose for any body i go with so I will not enter.

but I will make the most fucked up rule in the history of the world.

Post #46180link

djsparkydog
March 13, 2002 6:05 PM

What the hell... I'm in. I haven't competed in a while due to overwhelming workload... Perhaps I need a little break.

Post #46185link

Blew_Crabs
March 13, 2002 6:32 PM

I will play. Thank you.

Post #46188link

KajunFirefly
March 13, 2002 6:57 PM

Hey Drexle, how much do I have to send you to draw Fuzzyman?

Post #46190link

Little_Sqirrel
March 13, 2002 6:59 PM

[moterhead]I'TS TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME![/moterhead]

I'll sign up

Post #46191link

BigEvilDan
March 13, 2002 7:02 PM

Evil, eh? Sign me up.

Post #46192link

kaufman
March 13, 2002 7:20 PM

quote:
Hey Drexle, how much do I have to send you to draw Fuzzyman?
You probably want to pay DexX to do it. He can probably draw him better.

Oh, and count me in.

Post #46195link

fuzzyman
March 13, 2002 7:25 PM

quote:
Hey Drexle, how much do I have to send you to draw Fuzzyman?
I think you just guaranteed that you won't be getting me, chum.

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A_Chicka
March 13, 2002 8:21 PM

I'll be in, I guess.

Post #46207link

andydougan
March 13, 2002 8:24 PM

Same here.

Post #46209link

DexX
March 13, 2002 8:45 PM

My magic 8 ball says... *shake shake shake* "I'm in!"

Post #46219link

Bazilla
March 13, 2002 11:33 PM

Kajun, I look forward to being your EVIL partner, I'm in.

Sorry.;-)

Post #46238link

kramer_vs_kramer
March 14, 2002 1:13 AM

Count me in.

Post #46239link

KajunFirefly
March 14, 2002 1:48 AM

quote:
I think you just guaranteed that you won't be getting me, chum.
Perhaps that was my plan all along!

Kajun and Bazilla, your future champions!

Post #46242link

fuzzyman
March 14, 2002 3:08 AM

Maybe Kajun is Bazilla.

Post #46245link

Bazilla
March 14, 2002 8:27 AM

quote:
Maybe Kajun is Bazilla.

Shhhhh! You idiot!
Sad thing is this is my best chance of winning something, and that's being dependant on my partner!

Post #46256link

Kevin_Keegans_Perm
March 14, 2002 11:51 AM

Its not possible to have this contest without me.

After all , myself and Crabby were responsible for , without a doubt , the WORST entry ever in a tag team comic contest.

And i sense we could make it a double here if the Crabster is willing.

Post #46272link

TheBlairZip
March 14, 2002 12:13 PM

Zippy is in.

Post #46274link

djsparkydog
March 14, 2002 1:54 PM

this contest absolutely burns with quality... I'm looking forward to this

Post #46285link

Namgubed
March 14, 2002 3:04 PM

Guess I can take time off running my Evil Petting Zoo for this. Count me in!

Post #46291link

lara7
March 14, 2002 7:04 PM

Okay, that's 16. we have
1 fuck
2 fuzzyman
3 kajun firefly
4 dj sparkydog
5 blew crabs
6 little sqirrel
7 big evil dan
8 kaufman
9 a chicka
10 andy dougan
11 dexx
12 bazilla
13 kramer
14 KKPerm
15 the blair zip
16 Namgubed

next person to post after this msg is the all important tie breaker judge.

Drexle and I will be assigning partners shortly. Give us til at least monday since the planned yahoo mail outage may slow us down.

Post #46306link

Drexle
March 14, 2002 7:22 PM

Actually lara, Little_Squirel is always talking about how he and dcomposed are alter egos. Openly proclaimed alters really shouldn't fly in a tag-team cup... unless we want to be truly EVIL and inflict dcomposed on two different people.

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lara7
March 14, 2002 7:41 PM

quote:
Actually lara, Little_Squirel is always talking about how he and dcomposed are alter egos. Openly proclaimed alters really shouldn't fly in a tag-team cup... unless we want to be truly EVIL and inflict dcomposed on two different people.

I thought that too, except little sqirrel's (note spelling) comix are all actually pretty funny. I think little sqirrel is a reg "taking the piss" as our UK friends say, sorta like lara8 (which I enjoyed, BTW. thanks to whoever did that). So I'm okay with allowing LS in.

Especially because if I'm wrong and it is Dcomposed, well, that's so much more evil for the reason you state. :-)

But if the other 14 feel strongly that Little Sqirrel is Dcomposed and should be thrown out, email both of us (your vote will be kept confidential) and we'll throw one of them out.

Note: If you vote to throw out either LS or Dcomposed only after getting paired with one of them, we will laugh at you publically.

concerns to (copy your email* to BOTH of us, please):
lara7@attbi.com
neo_drexle@yahoo.com

*failure to follow rule of copying your email to both of us may influence your tag team assignment. ANd I mean that in the most EVIL way possible.

Post #46313link

drave
March 14, 2002 8:16 PM

OO OO!

Can I be the tie breaker then?

Post #46318link

skagg
March 15, 2002 4:48 AM

i fancy making truely evil rules, im working til 8.30 on a friday night and EVERYONE is out of town tonight too so im gonna be in an evil mood methinks

Post #46341link

crabby
March 15, 2002 10:02 AM

Kick out one of those lamers you let in to make room for the Crab-Man.

Post #46375link

Blew_Crabs
March 15, 2002 1:48 PM

I shall forfeit my place to allow the real crabby in the tag team game. Thank you.

Post #46402link

dcomposed
March 15, 2002 4:31 PM

but I never entered.

Post #46409link

TheElPaso
March 15, 2002 4:42 PM

You also said you weren't going to enter, then (assuming he is littlesqirrel) you entered.

Oh, and I call getting in if littlesqirrel gets kicked out.

Post #46412link

Kevin_Keegans_Perm
March 15, 2002 4:46 PM

YES!

The Return of the Crabster allows for the reformation of the worst tag team comic pairing in history.

Lets rock!

Badly

Post #46414link

dcomposed
March 15, 2002 4:48 PM

LS enterd, not Dcomposed.
I wont do anything, I wont send my rule in. just dont kick Little_Sqirrel out.

Post #46416link

crabby
March 15, 2002 4:49 PM

We shall triumph over the wise with our unique brand of tasteless and selfish humor. None may stand in our way we shall be triumphant! Or at least we'll be crappy.

Post #46417link

KajunFirefly
March 15, 2002 4:56 PM

Bazilla Firefly Vs Crappy Keegan's Perm

now THERE'S a stomache churner!

Post #46418link

crabby
March 15, 2002 4:59 PM

quote:
Bazilla Firefly Vs Crappy Keegan's Perm

now THERE'S a stomache churner!



Unfortunetly Bazilla has no talent at all. He's an idiot. If Bazilla is involved the strip won't be crappy it will be moronic. That is why the Crabby Perm Connection shall triumph over all.

Post #46419link

dcomposed
March 15, 2002 5:01 PM

Bazilla and Crabby, your future champions.

Post #46420link

crabby
March 15, 2002 5:04 PM

God I hate you.

You are easily my least favorite person who has ever visited this site ever. You have never once had anything interesting or mildly amusing to say. You suck! You feel it neccessary to post your idiotic ramblings in every thread knowing noone gives a damn about what you have to say. You make me sick!

Post #46421link

dcomposed
March 15, 2002 5:06 PM

thank you.

Post #46422link

Kitty_Kat
March 15, 2002 5:26 PM

that matchup seems likely.....Crabby and Bazilla. hehe.. If I had entered............. somebody would really suffer....

Post #46423link

Bazilla
March 15, 2002 11:33 PM

I'm hoping to improve for this Tag Team Championship, and overcome my moronic comics and make them Crappy.

Post #46437link

djsparkydog
March 16, 2002 1:55 PM

Pardon me if for the next couple of days my response time is slower than normal... my fiance just got a handful of kidney stones. I'll still be able to post, etc. It'll just be only once or twice a day.

Post #46470link

Drexle
March 16, 2002 7:25 PM

Okay, the revised list...

1 fuck
2 fuzzyman
3 kajun firefly
4 dj sparkydog
5 crabby
6 little sqirrel
7 big evil dan
8 kaufman
9 a chicka
10 andy dougan
11 dexx
12 bazilla
13 kramer
14 KKPerm
15 the blair zip
16 Namgubed

With Drave as your Tiebreaker vote... so I suggest you all proceed to kiss his/her ass.

TheElPaso, sorry but it seems like there's going to be no kicking going on. I've gotten no "kick him" votes so far, and dcomposed said that he wouldn't want in. Care to submit some rules? If so, make them EVIL!

lara7 and I will begin collaborating on the contest proper, and will have the teams posted later, along with the first round of the cup.

Your situation is noted djsparkydog. It may be a contest of EVIL, but we *do* actually want your participation, so it will be taken into account. Sorry to hear about your SO, btw. I have a friend who had kidney stones, and he said they were a real bitch.

Post #46485link

djsparkydog
March 16, 2002 7:46 PM

thank you... ummm but they're
EVIL Kidney Stones... and we've got lots EVIL painkillers now... most of the time she's passed out on the couch so I may be a little less detained than I first thought.

Post #46488link

drave
March 16, 2002 8:13 PM

ya! kiss my/my ass!

Post #46491link

lara7
March 19, 2002 12:59 AM

Without further ado, here are your Tag Team partner assignments:

kaufman & little sqirrel
dexx & dj sparkydog
big evil dan & fuck
kramer vs. Kramer & Namgubed
andy dougan & the blair zip
crabby & a_chicka
fuzzyman & KKPerm
kajun firefly & bazilla

Believe it or not, there was an (evil) method to this madness, and the final matchup of Kajun and Bazilla was in no way influenced by earlier banter in this forum. It was just EVIL destiny.

Now would be a good time to contact your partner via email and all that. First match will be:

Little_Kaufman vs Bazilla Firefly

Drexle will be posting your rule and deadline soon.

Post #46675link

Bazilla
March 19, 2002 1:20 AM

quote:
kajun firefly & bazilla

*gasp* I didn't see that one coming!

FuzzyPerm, that is evil to all of us!

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Little_Sqirrel
March 19, 2002 4:22 AM

[evil laugh]MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/evil laugh]
the only team who could possibly stop us is..........Big Evil Fuck, gotta love that name.

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